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Made George Clover please pleaaaaaseee!
I love my bird boy!
Hugging: @nastyablossomsworldxclover
Don't worry, I'm definitely gonna make George, I'm sorry for the wait, but my personal life got a little complicated. But I can assure you I'll create him soon, promise!
Working on something to post rn involving DBS: Super Hero! Turns out I'm really bad at editing images but hopefully it's a skill I get better at over time!
I wanted to make a cool theme before I made my first post on this account but I just ordered an adult happy meal from McDonald's and I'm unironically so hype I had to share
The Mech Pilot Au by @keferon has me on a chokehold, so, I'mma procrastinate from writing an actual fic by just writing down incorrect quotes instead-
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Swerve: We’ve found the person who stole your identity and was impersonating you.
Blur: Where were they?
Swerve: Eating cheetos and crying in their car.
Blur, impessed: Damn, they really went for it.
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Jazz: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!
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Prowl: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.
Jazz: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.
Prowl, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.
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Blur: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi??
First Aid: So fuck oxygen, I guess.
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Prowl: Vortex isn’t answering my messages.
First Aid: Allow me.
Prowl: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-
Vortex: *replying to message* Hello.
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*First Aid and Jazz enter a dive bar*
First Aid: Look, I know you’re disappointed but could we at least have a drink.
Jazz, in a scuba diving suit: I would like leave, please.
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Blurr: Here is my wall of inspirational people. Swerve: Is that a picture of you? Blurr: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
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First Aid: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.
Vortex: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is!
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Vortex: I can’t do this, it’s against my moral compass.
First Aid: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!
Vortex: …Your point?
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Jazz: First Aid is restricted to decaf for the rest of this adventure.
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Jazz: I told Swerve to grab snacks for everyone.
Blurr, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?
*Jazz, First Aid, and Swerve raise their hands*
*Vortext from the distance,also raising his hand*
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Jazz: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise.
Vortex: What's the surprise?
First Aid: Blood poisoning.
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Vortex: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.
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Swerve: Why would anyone want to harm Blurr?
Vortex: Maybe because they met him?
JAJAJAJ YESSSS GOJOOOO
Open tags nwn
your last saved fictional character is your cell mate in jail
well uh
@untamedcrusader @chaos-triangle @collie-kin
Do you have a favorite disease?
Sorry for taking a year to send this out.
I personally am not well versed in the study of disease, but whatever. I like the word syphilis and I think sexually transmitted diseases are horrifying because you can pretty easily get them and slip them in people's food and such.
Have my sketches they’re so much nicer than the actual finished projects
Sighs. Cosplay is difficult y’all.
I’m going to my state’s Comic Con tomorrow and I’m going in a Red Hood cosplay.
And every pair of jeans I have purchased for this cosplay?
In MY size? Hell, EVEN TWO SIZES UP FROM MY SIZE?
They have ALL BEEN TOO SMALL. The most recent pair I bought should work however, thank God. (I purposefully cut/ripped them at the knees so I can comfortably bend my legs and that made them exponentially looser.)
ITS JUST SO ANNOYING.
(It may be because I thrifted for every pair of jeans but still.)
Dazai is antsy. For those who've seen him regularly the past month, this isn't a new sight: him pulling at the edges of his bandages, shifting continuously in his seat, eyes flittering back and forth... It happens daily at this point.
Until you show up, when he jumps into your arms, drapes himself over your back, leans into your side, anything he can do to be as physically close to you as possible. His clinginess has started to affect your work, unable to do much as Dazai pulls you onto his lap during the day or sits on yours, head pushed into your shoulder. At least lunches are fine as he pulls you onto the Agency's couch and holds you from behind: you can still access your packed food (which Dazai always steals bites of).
Holding your hand isn't enough, either. Dazai needs to be on top of you or have you on top of him, or he's antsy — which leads us to now. He's shifting uncomfortably in the passenger seat of your car, the edges of his bandages unraveling as he picks at them. A small look of panic crosses his face as he finally notices, discretely trying to pull them more tightly in hopes of bringing them back to how they were before.
He glances over at you. Your eyes were focused on the road, one hand holding the steering wheel and the other resting on your lap. The hand was taunting Dazai, practically begging him to grab it... so he did. You glance at the intertwined hands briefly before smiling at him, focusing back on the road right after.
...
It wasn't helping. You're right there and he can't hold you? So close he can smell you but can't have you in his embrace?! This must be his own hell, fashioned by Satan himself to torture Dazai for all eternity (or for the next ten minutes before you reach your destination).
"You alright, Dazai?"
He huffs at your question; Of course not. The childish pout on his face makes you let out a breathy laugh. He turns to you with such adoration - what an adorable sound that he coaxed out of you... Ugh, it just makes him want to hold you more.
You squeeze his hand reassuringly, the feeling causing Dazai to relax momentarily... Until once again he's thinking about the warmth of your hand, and how much warmer it'd be to hold you.
"How much longer?" He whines, the same pout on his lips.
"GPS says seven minutes. Are you that excited for this case?" An amused smirk plays on your lips, the teasing tone making Dazai's heart flutter.
He shifts in his seat, the hand not holding yours fidgeting with the fabric of his vest. "Excited for it to be over," he replies, trying to keep his gaze out the window and not on you.
"Seven minutes, and then you can solve it."
Seven minutes. Seven long, excruciating minutes in hell before he can touch you again, hold you again. Seven minutes, 420 seconds, a few red lights and then a shoddy parking job. Seven minutes... seven...
You let out a yelp, eyes widening as you swerve slightly on the road. "Dazai!" You chastise, both hands moving to tightly grip the steering wheel.
His face is pressed up against your neck, hands grabbing you tightly as he leans over the car's center console to be closer. A stupid grin sits on his lips as he giggles, feeling heady from your warmth. Mmm, this is what he was missing...
"Dazai, I'm driving!" you say, as though the man would understand and move off of you. Instead, he lets out a low whine and hugs you tighter, entirely off of his seat and pressing up against you.
"I'm not stopping you." Your gaze shifts over towards him. "Eyes on the road." You huff, but do as he says. His eyes were closed, how could he see you looking at him?
"You can't do this, Dazai."
"It's like you said: it's only seven minutes," Dazai grinned smugly. Part of him wanted to ask why you didn't like him holding you so closely, but he knew you didn't mind. Should he be clinging to you while you're driving? Probably not, but then maybe you shouldn't be so warm and inviting.
You say nothing else, now focused entirely on the road with a tight grip on the steering wheel. Dazai says nothing either: after all, he got what he wanted.
Chat, i am just now realizing that I did not include something very fundamental to my John design in my story.
It is time I throw myself off a river.
Anyway, i was going to do a better watercolor cause i don't entirely like how this one turned out, but I've kind slowed down on posting and figured why not throw it out.
reblogging again SPREADING THE SCENE ALEX AND EMO SKULLY AGENDA- SOMEONE HELP ME FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO FOR HOODIE AND MASKY
It was just a joke but then i drew it XD
Happy new years everyone I spend the last 5 days working on an oc mv to one of my favourite songs
*sigh* something something the two-dimensionality of saeru's characterisation is a writing flaw, not a feature, and trying to pass it off as a feature whilst berating anyone who sees it as a flaw is uh. A Choice
reading chap. 122 of bsd.
me rn
'i see the light'
Writing Prompt #9
I’m not asking God for forgiveness. He should have a sense of humor.
dazai fictives hmu pls message me if you wanna know more <3 - 🐶/puppy chuu
i- urm....AH!....
i think this would actually break my brain but i'd still beg for it to happen. can someone please come do this for me, to me??
i just wanna be someone's dumb little pup....
Reminder that random mouth inspections are very important for a good pet~ It's so easy too, just have them all laid on your lap, softly caressing their face until they've closed their pretty eyes and can't see when you put on some gloves.
Unable to do anything once you're got them trapped between your thighs, already going stupid from the heat and softness. Just softly start prodding at their lips, see how they start drooling as you check their teeth and tongue. Better yet when they start whimpering, even more dumb and pathetic as you shallowly finger fuck any of their last person thoughts out. Just a dummy baby pup or bun for you
"That's my good lil pet, such a precious love for me~ Now let's see how much your pretty throat can handle mmh baby? I bet you can take a few inches more than last time~" As I wiggle my knotted strap before their eyes, seeing how they widen, how their lil pet hips start wiggling at the possibility of a full body check up <3
after catching up on every post I've missed since my absence from foolsocracy, I would like to apologize for what I've done to him.
So I have a Spider-Noir AU and I think it's pretty swell
so basically. yeah. Uhm. Well. So first off, I would like to mention that I was, in fact, in a manic episode when I got the idea. so you cant be mean to me. Look, I know this sounds crazy guys but PLEASE IT'S MY EVERYTHING
He's always been a really mad character. the first thing he did after getting his powers is go to kill goblin. So I figured, lets amp it up by 100. So now, unintentionally, I made him a mix of Punisher and Jigsaw. But he's cooler and more interesting because... uh... he's him? Yeah.
If you couldn't tell by the beautiful graphic, massive trigger warning. this gets graphic. like, REALLY gorey graphic. I don't know why nor how I got these ideas. but yeah. warning for that.
To start off, SCREW THE 2020 NOIR COMICS. THOSE ARE NOT HIM!!! THOSE ARE SO NOT HIM!!! THOSE ARE FAN SERVICE!!!! I am the fan though. That one panel with his double Ds is, in fact, my lockscreen. BUT THATS NOT THE POINT!!! the point is, it's a continuation of the 2009 comics. actually, it continues after Spider-Geddon. Because 2 can play the back from the dead game. Since it's a continuation, I beg of you to please read his comics. please. please oh my god they're so good. like oh my god. I have made a google slideshow about them. guys they are so full of tiny details I gen can't
So he's back after dying. I figured it can be the same way as the canon one. I'm not that creative. OBVIOUSLY some other canon parts have been changed, too. I'm bringing characters who def could have survived back, hence the ability to eat vulture back. which. is what we're doing. well, what he's doing. uhm.
Anyways, he's back from the dead. He rushes home to Aunt May just wanting a hug from her after everything he just went through. Unfortunately, when she sees him (after the initial disbelief) she looks at him with nothing but disgust for him.
So now he's homeless. But he has a cat. Because adding Ding-Ding was such an amazing move in the 2020 comics. So he basically just lives with this cat. He does, eventually, become a PI with his own little abode. Don't ask for more details. I don't know.
Well. Uhm. GUYS I'M SORRY. I HAD TO DO IT. I COULDN'T THINK OF A BETTER REASON TO LOSE YOUR SANITY. GUYS PLEASE I'M SO SORRY. IF YOU ARE ON TIKTOK, YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN SOMETHING WITH IT, AND YOU BLAMED IT ON BENNY BOY. I'M SORRY. I'M THE ONE WHO DID IT. HE JUST DREW IT.
I killed the cat. Precious Ding-a-Ling is dead.
So he snaps. He's officially lost everything. Aunt May disowned him, Robbie is Robbie, and as of right now MJ is back to war or something. idk. maybe she can be dead too. yeah. MJ is also dead. THE POINT IS, HE HAS NOTHING NOW.
And now, the only thing that brings him any emotion, is after killing a bad person. So he hunts them down. It's like a drug. He has nothing left, so why not? It's not like he can die. At least he's helping people. But after a while, it's just not enough. These people deserve more than an easy way out. He slowly becomes more and more sadistic.
This is where the Vulture comes back. Who else is still alive? Goblin, Montana, Ox, Doc Ock, Shocker, and Mysterio. And since I was bored, Jonah and Felicia are part of this too. Yeah.
One of my beautiful (really shitty) drawings is based off "an eye for an eye", because that's what this is. Revenge. So long story short:
The Vulture: Blood eagle (because he needs wings, duh) and also eaten. He's also! Alive! yeah. Our silly guy knows anatomy. He knows what he can and can't do. (I watched midsommar)
The Goblin: His greatest fear is being locked up in a cage and mocked. So he's kept in a cage. And Since he always had others do his dirty work, it's his turn. He's gotta help clean up and help torture. Also, he's being experimented on. Because once again, Peter Parker is Peter Parker, and he is a nerd
Doc Ock: I originally was going to lobotomize him, but that's BORING!!! So he is now Swiss cheese. yeah. lots of holes drilled into him.
Shocker: Bennett actually came up with this one; electric chair, but he has to power it himself.
Mysterio: White room.
Uhm. I do have more, but this is already long and I don't want to bore you guys if you've read all this for some reason. But thank you if you did! I've actually worked really hard on this entire thing. There's a lot to it. So I hope you enjoyed this???
FOUR IS KIND OF HAPPY!!! PFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT
oh he thinks he’s so funny
@i-love-zelda-16 I had no idea you were the one putting up all of those memes and fanarts and reblogs until I decided to scroll through your stuff and realized I’D ALREADY SEEN AND LIKED A BUNCH OF THINGS!!!
The best part about getting a like is that I can immediately go and stalk this stranger who happened to enjoy the thing I threw onto the internet. Because apparently I’ve been spamming a lot of them with likes for the past couple days too and just not realizing who they were.
The best part about getting a like is that I can immediately go and stalk this stranger who happened to enjoy the thing I threw onto the internet. Because apparently I’ve been spamming a lot of them with likes for the past couple days too and just not realizing who they were.
“Tim Drake never got enough recognition in Gotham.”
ARE YOU JOKING???
HES THEIR LIL GUY???
There isn’t one hero from the main Batfamily who doesn’t canonically like tim???
Hell even Jason think Tim is “the best of us” (much to my chagrin, the beef between the two middle children is always so iconic to me) and JASON HAS TRIED TO KILL HIM
Like Jason?? If it was Jason??? Who never got enough respect I’d get it?? Not entirely bc in recent comics (Nightwing -specifically the 2021 annual for one instance but honestly anytime these two interact in rebirth and Gotham war)
Dick isn’t in Gotham bc he didn’t get any respect and he fucked off and became the justice leagues favorite lil guy and then turns out Bruce just sucked at people thing and he was actually secretly also his lil guy
Babs is literally depicted and omnipotent 1/2 the time and while I think fanon exaggerates her strengths a bit too much (or just leaves her out entirely) and canon disrespects the sanctity of her character all the time the CHARACTERS in the series don’t
Anyway
THE PERSON WHO NEVER EVER GETS ENOUGH CREDIT AND IS LOOKED OVER BY BW THE MOST
Is STEPHANIE MOTHERFUCKING BROWN
NOT ONLY WAS SHE THE FUNNIEST, MOST CHARMING AND LIKABLE BATGIRL (I’m right be quiet) SHE WAS AND IS ALWAYS JUST A BREATH OF FRESH AIR AND WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE MUCH LATER STAGES OF BATMAN AND ROBIN (dick and Dami edition) SHE GETS DOGGED ON
BRUCE DOESNT THINK SHES GOOD ENOUGH FOR WAYY TOO LONG
JASON (fun mirror horror landcore but yeah they’re not friends)
DICK DIDNT THINK SHE COULD DO IT (he was wrong, he realized this like a good boy)
TIM GOD DONT GET ME STARTED ON THIS LIL SHIT (affectionate)
My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn:
Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined.
i also keep forgetting i have a whole pmv i scrapped together in 2 hours in feb that ive got sitting in my drafts to post whenever i want
Wow. That’s a hell of a reblog. Nice tags there, past sleep-deprived me
Gender roll of the day:
Today's gender roll is: Werewolf 😎
“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY