Ides Of March - Blog Posts

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The funniest thing for me about this Ides of March is that there is a blood moon eclipse happening the night before. It’s like the moon is getting ready.🗡️🗡️🗡️

Happy Ides of March!! I hope all of you have fun stabbing your enemies 23 times in the back. 🫶

take a knife to bring to the roman senate

reblog for more stabbing

Rest in peace ❌ Rest in pieces ✅

To any suicidal followers I may have: This is a sign to not kill yourself. You are loved and the world is special because you are in it. Keep holding on.

-PLEASE REBLOG THIS YOU MAYBE ARE SAVING SOMEONES LIFE

You are special and amazing , If you need to talk or some help send me a dm and I will talk to you.

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Bro im going to grape vine tomorrow... Might buy a dagger while in there...

i give in yall have finally lured me on to this webbed site. happy kill caesar day btw

Ides of March 2025 is going to be a fucking blast because it will have been 2069 years since Caesar's death day

*slaps ceasar on the back* this guy can take so much stabbing!

STAB STAB STAB STAB

Julius talking mad shit for someone within stabbing distance “my god given right is to rule over you!” Like okay

STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB

like to STAB

Reblog to STAB

Comment to STAB

Also you only get one stab per reblog like comment (sadly)

Actually

For every 100 stabs he gets a random disease

For now he has the common flu

Update

He now has Ebola

This is how I celebrated the Ides of March last year. I don't know how to commit to the bit any more this year, but I'll take suggestions.

(lying about what happened to Caesar)

“Uh, no, the Ides of March thing wasn’t violent at all. It was just a heated argument. The Senators brought up a lot of good points.”

caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes

Honey, what's tommorow again?

caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes

Happy ides of march

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

environmental story telling

happy ides of march to those who celebrate!! 🥳

[image description: artwork of caesar getting stabbed to death, but I’ve edited in party hats for everyone and some balloons because it’s a celebration. end description.]

Happy Ides of March!!

Caesar getting stabbed? Nah that wasn’t the most brutal thing in Julius Caesar. It was when Portia swallowed those hot coals

Happy Ides of March!!

4. senate floor

top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

Me (an Australian) waiting until the rest of the world catches up to the date so we can stab someone