Joseph Liebgott - Blog Posts

every friend group should include:

*screenshots not mine*

Liebgott's "baby bear hunched stomping" 🐻

Don’t you agree that cottage core Webgott

Isnt cottage core Webgott just

no i will not elaborate

Liebgott about Webster probably at some point: I got a bitch with a fat ass and a good credit score 😛

Omega Webster leaving sweet little bits of poetry lines around for Alpha Liebgott who’s terrified because he’s seen Annabelle: Creation and now swears he’s being haunted by a demonic doll- This is absolutely going into my drafts idc that it’s stupid

easy company as text messages from my apush groupchat

sorry if this has been posted before, but in Last Patrol Liebgott totally steals a Hershey bar while Luz gives Web that box

*Webgott in an argument*

Webster: you know what? Fuck you!

Liebgott: I already did!

Webster: ...

Liebgott: -and I did it real good

Webster: ...

Webster: ...

Webster: you did.

Webster: *Yelling across the parking lot at a gas station* Buy me a diet Dr. Pepper!

Liebgott: *Yelling back* I ain't buying you shit!

Liebgott: *Buys it for him anyways*

Ah yes. Me. My model boyfriend. And his abnormally large shark plushy from the aquarium he always visits.

Liebgott : I could kill you if I wanted to , Webster

Webster : Yeah? So could another human being.

Liebgott :

Webster : So could a dog.

Liebgott :

Webster : So could a dedicated duck.

Liebgott :

Webster : You aren’t special , Liebgott.

alright webgotts out there, i don’t know if this is something you’ve all noticed and screamed over a billion times or not, but i feel the need to mention it because i just spotted it: when liebgott’s trying to drag web aside to bug him for information on the patrol, nudging him in the shoulder and back won’t make him move, so lieb gets him by the back of the neck and moves him that way.

just. saying.

Has this been done before??

Easy Company in a food fight (1/?)

@indigosandviolets and I were chatting together about how Easy Company would have a food fight and this is what we came up with:

Liebgott: *uses his hershy chocolate syrup to spray people*

Guarnere and Perconte: *throwing the crappy spaghetti at each other*

Nixon isn't even in the food fight 'cause he's drinking all the alcohol

Malarkey starts throwing mash potatoes at people: i don't care if i start another potatoe famine, this is WAR

Winters staying in the kitchen and a handful of potatoes goes right by his head, he looks back it for a second, looks back at Malarkey and then slowly ducks under the counter

Spina, also drinking with Nixon: *looks at Babe* How are you still alive?

Babe, who has somehow not been touched by any food even though he’s standing on the tables: i have no idea!!

Doc is throwing baguettes: THIS IS FOR ALL THE TIMES YOU YALL DIDN'T GIVE ME SIZZORS

Speirs goes all Chuck Norris and he uses a rubber band to fling food. Let's say he does it David and Goliath style.

Speirs hits Bull right between the eyes, and Bull then proceeds to pick it off and pelt it at him

Welsh has the box of Lucky Charms cereal and making it rain: TASTE THE RAINBOW YOU BITCHES

Luz uses cookies as frisbees

Buck is going Rambo with the baloney

no one DARES hit Martin

Except Webster who almost hits Martin with a bratwurst sausage but Martin dodges like Matrix style

Malarkey somehow gets his hands on a whole head of lettuce

Penkala and Skip use Cheezits as ninja stars

Lieb: Web is a bit sore from last night.

Chuck: Oh?

Lieb: He and I were fighting over the last piece of chocolate. I got a bit intense.

Webster: Is Joe here?

Grant: You know what?

[Joe jumping out the window in the background]

Grant: He just left.

Webster: [Smiles]

Liebgott, slams hands on table: That’s it, I’m killing him!

Grant: Or you could man up and finally ask him out.

Liebgott: Killing him is easier.

Easy compagny ft the powerpuff girls

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Spiers :

Talbert :

Perconte :

Nixon :

Grant and Liebgott :

Winters :

Toye :

Babe :

Guarnere :

Malarkey :

Liebgott: Yeah, I'm a master of Zen.

Liebgott: ...

Liebgott: Beatin' your ass now and Zen.

Webster: I just... I just can’t deal with this anymore! *buries his face in his hands and starts crying*

Liebgott, am emotionally stunted man who has no idea how to comfort people: Oh...You’re- um- crying...Please...don’t do that...

Don’t ask why, I don’t know

“I will corrupt you” squad: Luz, Liebgott, Speirs, Nixon, Heffron, Toye, Guarnere

“No, protect the innocent!” gang: Martin, Lipton, Compton, Randleman, Powers, Winters, Welsh, Malarkey

“The innocent” nest: Webster and Doc Roe

[E Company huddled around a table]

Guarnere: Hey! Cap’n Winters, Cap’n Nixon, c’mere for a second!

Luz: We have something for ya!

Nixon & Winters: *jogging over*

Nixon: Whatcha got there?

E Company: *smiling*

Liebgott: *gives them both hand-made Father’s Day cards signed by all of them*

Winters, a mess: Oh...my...God

Nixon: *crying*

Babe: *hands Speirs a card* We made one for you, too, Lieutenant Speirs.

Malarkey: Do you like it?

Speirs, choking up: It’s fine.

Webster: I did something and I need advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment or criticism.

Liebgott: And you came to me?

David Webster: [hugs Jones]

Chuck Grant: You’re awfully quiet, Joe.

Joe Liebgott, looking at Jones: Nobody plans a murder out loud.

Band Of Brothers Modern AU Headcanons

(No one asked for this, but you know what? I’m still gonna do it.)

The guys all live in the same apartment building.

Dick doesnt understand 99.9% of pop culture. You could probably show him a thirty minute PowerPoint about what “ok boomer” means and he still wouldn’t understand.

Dick listens to old country music and Nix absolutely hates it.

Nix works at the local animal shelter and wants to bring a dog home almost every day, but Dick always tells him that the two dogs they have are enough.

Liebgott listens to Indie music.

He’s also the bass guitarist in a band called The Flashbacks.

The Flashbacks mostly cover songs by The White Stripes, Pixies, Metric, Arctic Monkeys, and occasionally Cavetown, but they do perform a few songs that Liebgott has written, including one dedicated to Webster.

Guarnere plays the drums in The Flashbacks.

Webster writes poetry and everyone claims to hate it. (Spoiler alert: they don’t.)

Webster is Instagram famous. (He mostly posts aesthetic photos he’s taken or little bits of his poetry.)

Luz is a huge fan of all kinds of ghosts, demons, and cryptids, but his favorite would have to be Mothman. He even went to West Virginia to look for him once, but ended up not seeing him.

Luz knows all of the lyrics to Take On Me and Tainted Love and sings them when he gets bored. Sometimes he doesn’t even realize he’s doing it.

Toye has a black belt in Tae Kwon Do and used to go boxing with Guarnere every Saturday before they got in a car crash.

Eugene can sing and play piano. Like... Really well.

Eugene has a banana ball python named Peaches.

Babe used to paint a lot when he was a teenager, so now he’s really good at it. His favorite thing to paint is Eugene’s cat, Magnolia.

Lipton owns a small tea and coffee shop.

Lipton’s shop actually brought him and Ron together. Ron was a regular and always changed up his order to make it more complicated so he could stay longer and talk to Lip.

Ron has a rottweiler puppy named Dally and he carries him around in a puppy backpack. They have matching sunglasses.

Ron is a big Outsiders fan. He’s been to the museum in Tusla five times and read the book at least thirteen times. (And yes, he named his puppy after Dallas Winston.)

Shifty sends everyone a wholesome meme each morning to let them know that they are loved.

Shifty works at Lipton’s tea and coffee shop.

Muck eats tomatoes like apples and everyone’s extremely disgusted by it.

Malarkey, Muck, and Penkala like to hide tiny plastic alligators in front of everyone’s apartments. (They always put sharks in front of Webster’s apartment.)

Luz, Babe, Malarkey, Muck, and Penkala are in a group chat called “RIP Vine 😔😔😔” and each member sends a meme every day. It’s been going on for two years.

Everyone always goes to Buck’s football games, even though most of them don’t care for the sport, because they enjoy screaming at the other team.

Luz, Babe, And Talbert are Tik Tok famous.

Webster: Don't speak to me until bedtime!

Liebgott: If you think we're going to have a bedtime chat, you're out of your mind!

Webster: We'll lay in bed, we'll just go over the day like we usually do and that'll be it.

Liebgott: Fine! We'll do that for a little bit and that's it.

Webster: [accidentally brushes Liebgott’s hand with his own]

Liebgott: [aggressively holds Webster’s hand] Fucking COMMIT to it