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when I tell you that when he waddled his ass back to johns evil lair to stitch up his face flap, she was laughing her ass off
(click for better quality cuz tumblr hates me)
Watched The Texas chainsaw massacre and had some thoughts because my brain is filled with worms
Featuring mark as leather face, Amanda as nubbins or the hitchhiker, Lynn as sally, Lawrence as Drayton, and John as grandpa (And a little shotgunshipping, as a treat)
hello hoffdon and hoffstrahm nations. have you considered mashing all three of them together
HE IS SO DELUSIONAL HE LITERALLY GASLIT THE ENTIRE FORCE INTO THINKING HIS NAME IS FUCKING DETECTIVE
Y’ALL I’M REWATCHING SAW IV AND
His first name is literally “Detective” even on Rigg’s fucking fingerprint analysis I’m in shambles
Adam when he finds out Hoffman and Strahm are dating:
65 hours later and here we are! finally…
Open for better quality cause tumblr hates my art </3
Why has everyone who's hyperfixated on Saw also hyperfixated on Re-Animator
We had to give up after saw 4
Update 2 tried agian: I can smell colours
New drinking game: Marathon the Saw movies and take a shot every time there's a flashback
Update: we're only watching saw 3-7 and we haven't even finished 3 and we're down half a bottle of sourz
New drinking game: Marathon the Saw movies and take a shot every time there's a flashback
''i'll make a home in your gut 'cause it's somewhere warm to sleep''
New drinking game: Marathon the Saw movies and take a shot every time there's a flashback
The game.
FUCK YEAH
Link: https://uquiz.com/quiz/YA8xbX/answer-some-questions-and-get-a-saw-ship?p=5921461…
If @turnipoddity is mother saw , does that make @godsplatter father saw?
quick saw shitpost before i go into my slumber
i have not posted in 3 years hi
I have seen saw IV several times, and I've only just realised you can see John's saggy old man balls at the start of the autopsy scene
people covered in blood>
Honesty, atp I don't care if Adam being alive fucks with the timeline. They could give me a movie where Amanda, Lynn, Hoffman, Stahm, and Adam are alive, and I wouldn't bat an eye
siblings!
is that a pen in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
