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Who wants another random head cannon?
I feel like the salt circle theory was never fully tested, Solomon said it was a thing and of course the brothers wanted to test it so Solomon made a salt circle but when any of them tried passing into a salt circle Solomon added a curse shocked the brothers whenever they got close (just a not so mild zap basic shock collar idea) Satan later found out that it’s a superstition from the human realm (probably tested it himself and had no trouble) but didn’t tell any of his brothers because why not see how long it takes the others (especially Lucifer) to find out.
Alright everyone I have a question/request and hopefully some of you are willing to answer or participate. I want to know why your favorite obey me character is the best character. For instance if you like Solomon tell me why he’s so great, or if you like Raphael why is he the best angel boy. I will admit I do have favorites but I’m curious if anyone can convince me to like a character that I’m not sure about. I won’t say who they are though I want to hear honest opinions on this.
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So once again I’m back, on mobile. Please ignore any grammatical errors and spelling mistakes. Not proofread sorry guys . Note there is some NSFW content mentioned but nothing super graphic.
How the Obey me brothers reacts to fanfic and fan art of themselves
So MC being MC goes online and is surprised (but not really) to find out a lot of people write fanfic and make fan art of the brothers and everyone else in Devildom so what better way to say “hello im back” then to bring a small collection of fan art and fanfic MC picked for them to see
*Fan fics will be X reader or x MC. They’ll be referring to it as their mc*
Lucifer
Overall isn’t very surprised to find out he has a loyal following, it’s definitely an ego boost finding out that people make art of him in both written and visual forms
Fan art
- looking at the first few pictures MC shared almost killed this man. Why is everyone drawing him sexually and with Diavolo of all demons!? He knows it’s a joke amongst his brothers for them to say but people can’t be serious.
- setting those pieces aside he moves onto the other (hopefully) less sexual content some cute art work of him and his brothers spending time together with MC and some little characters drawn of him (Levi told him is called chibi art style) Overall very pleasant
- and then he scrolled down and he saw a link to a website selling something called a “dakimakura” of him
-he clicked the link he scrolled for 2 seconds and he closed his laptop and drank demonus straight from the bottle
Fan fiction
- after about one bottle of demonus he thinks he might be able to handle reading some of the stories people have written of him surely it can’t be that bad right…..right
- he sees several categories to choose from so he goes one by one
Fluff- very cute he feels they can be alittle out of his usual self but nothing bad or outrageous he still smiles while reading it makes him feel cozy
Angst- it’s very dark and at times difficult to finish reading he’s been through enough pain and heartache for a lifetime so why are people writing stories about MC dying or something horrible happening to him and his brothers
Crack- Ok who gave mammon the chance to write stupid stuff about him in this list, wait it wasn’t mammon, is it a prank that Satan and belphie are trying to pull, no it’s fans writing this stuff…..he needs another bottle of demonus
Smut- ok back to sexual stuff I guess wait is this about him and MC so this is what they like he’ll probably be bookmarking those for later he’s not usually one to read stuff like this but he sees no harm in indulging in some human realm literature.
Mammon
ok let’s all be honest here mammon is puffing out his chest so much he might need help getting his chest back into place. It’s a huge ego boost just to hear people like him that much to draw art of him and especially to write about him. He says “of course they do! Who wouldn’t be inspired by the great mammon!” But in reality he’s honestly very flattered
Fan art
- he didn’t expect the amount of sexual art and even more so surprised at the amount of it with him blushing and looking so… submissive. (Why does everyone want to see him in a collar or being in his bunny suit or being tied up, honestly he doesn’t know how he feels about the last one) He scrolls down more and slowly the art has him in more of a dominant and powerful position
- he sees all of the cute art of him and MC together and he definitely saved some of the art on his phone but he will never admit to it. He sees alot of silly comics of everyone and some of them do make him laugh and he probably gets an idea or two of some schemes to try
- and the. We get back to the sexual side a lot and I mean ALOT of NSFW art of him and his MC this boy is blushing like crazy he quickly slams the laptop closed, he looks around and slowly opens the laptop back up to scroll down through more of the art
Fan fiction
-ok after he took some time to cool off from the heart attacks he had looking at the art MC picked he scrolls down to see what everyone is writing about him and he is again surprised not of the amount of writing but at the categories and how many there are
Fluff- ok so heart attack part two it’s not sexual so why is his heart racing he feels like kicking his feet and squealing like asmo does when he sees a cute dog or somethin. It’s too cute he feels so giddy but he quickly has to stop because what if his brothers see him or something he can’t be seen acting like asmo
Angst- he got through half a fic but once he saw it mentioned MC dying he couldn’t take it he remembered he already let them down once he never wants to relive that and never wants to let that happen again. Quickly scrolls past it or slams the laptop shut to return at a later time he has to find MC and hold them close just to be reassured that they’re safe
Crack- ok he’s back and he is reading these stories and laughing so hard he can barely breathe oh boy do humans know how to write his brothers or what! He almost bust a gut reading about everyone getting turned into cats!
Smut- he is once again red as a tomato he doesn’t know how to react all he knows is MC is letting him *%#*$! And he’s ^[+\<,? MCs €+•# and he can’t keep reading this at least not out in public
Levi
He’s no stranger to online fandoms and how creative and talented a lot of people are however he also knows how….weird the online community can get and to hear people actually want to draw and write about him a yucky otaku he’s not sure how to feel about it he’s so conflicted
Fan art
- oh boy he’s so excited however after looking at the first piece of fan art he has a panic attack why would someone draw him is such a sexual manner! HIM!? Of all of his brothers and with two well you know (if you know you know😜). This must be some normie tactic he can’t get his blush to cool down! I’m certain if you dipped him into some water it’d start boiling.
-ok he’s alittle bit calmer so he scrolls down and he sees a bunch of cute art work of him in chibi form and so much at of him cosplaying so many characters and they make him look so cool!!
-some of the little comics people draw of him and MC are so cute he honestly wants to commission some art from some of these artists
Fan fiction
-ok he’s prepared for these he’s basically putting war paint on to get through this
-all ready notices categories and the number of fics are not just impressive but once again concerning are these all about him!
Fluff- aww he’s not stranger to fluff he loves reading fluff fics they’re just so cute and wholesome although he does start to giggle when he reads about MC being adorable does start to blush and wonder if he’d ever be able to be as smooth and charming to MC as he is in these fics
Angst- he read the tags nope nope and nope he’s not dumb and he’s not going through anything with those tags
Crack- and once again we’re in the realm of fics he reads a lot I mean how could he not love a story about him being in a video game and he’s the hero and as a bonus his brothers having no idea what to do getting lost and losing battles against some low level slimes, he of course saves the princess wait the princess is asmo…nevermind he hates this one..Next!
Smut- he saw it’s about him and MC he basically explodes he can’t handle this he just can’t….maybe he could try to maybe read them in his room at night he doesn’t want the fans hard work to go to waste and MC made this list does that mean MC wants him to….with them.. ok boy passed out and he’s losing blood fast! Who knew a nose could lose that much blood
Satan
Being a lover for several forms of fiction he’s not only excited but is actually very touched that he is appreciated so much that people want to make any form of art of him. Thinking he’s nothing more than a wrathful punishment to Lucifer always cast in his shadow to have fans of him for him makes him feel seen.
Fan art
-remember how he said he was excited well after scrolling down and seeing the third picture down he’s not as excited, not only is it rather spicy but he’s always in some sort of animal clothing most of the time it’s cat related while yes he love all things cats he likes other things to like…..well he’s certain given enough time he can find something to mention. OK WHY IS EVERYONE DRAWING HIM IN A MAIDS OUTFIT WITH CAT EARS ON!
-he’s half tempted to slam the laptop shut and throw it at the wall but he takes a breath. He keeps scrolling and does find some cute and peaceful art of him reading and some very aesthetically pleasing pieces of him in libraries. He also starts to see some silly stuff of him as well.
-soon he gets to some art of MC and him and while he’s not one to get flustered he does go red when he sees some art of MC in some cat based clothing they have on ears and a tail and well not much else. He can’t help but save it onto his phone no one can know!
-the other pieces are not much more than silly comics here and there but overall the art ended on a good note
Fan fiction
-now this is what he’s truly excited for! He wonders how the fans will write about him seeing the amount and types of categories definitely gets him excited!
Fluff- so cute and cozy he loves the amount of comfort people try to give him and how they show the more sensitive side of him showing how much he loves books and how much he enjoys reading and learning over all he feels seen in some way
Angst- he took time to read the summaries first and he’s honestly afraid to read them especially after feeling the comfort and warmth of the previous stories he doesn’t want to take that away so maybe he’ll read them but for now he’s going to skip over them
Crack- while his not particularly a fan of all the things people write about in these stories whenever they bring up Lucifer’s annoyance he’s very happy. Once he found more stories with the anti Lucifer league he’s taking notes for future plans. (New search history entry demon strength itching powder)
Smut- He is no stranger to this sort of writing however he’s never seen anything of him specifically and most of them are of him and MC, all the sort of things he does to them in these stories is so graphic and well written. Remembering this list was compiled by MC themselves he takes several notes, he’ll definitely be referring back to these stories later.
Asmo
Let’s be real for a second he’s seen so much fan art and fan fiction written about him already by his fans down in Devildom so seeing humans writing and drawing him isn’t surprising, as always he’s flattered and appreciates their work but not surprised at all
Fan art
- all the art work he sees is amazing! Well it is of him so it’s going to be beautiful no matter what! He takes time to loving gaze upon the art and maybe saving a few to recreate later on on his socials as a thank you to the artists.
Fan Fiction
-He’s very excited to see what his creative fan have written about him, although he may not seem it he’s also a tad worried about if all the writing will be sexual or about his appearances he wants people to know he’s more than the avatar of lust and while fan art might not be able to capture it writing could definitely reflect how people perceive him.
Fluff- as soon as he sees this tag he’s curious and hopeful and when he reads the stories his fears are melting away as well as his heart, everything is so sweet and pure and overall cozy he feels so relieved people are writing about him as a person not just the avatar of lust and making sure he feels true comfort and love
Angst- his heart drops when he notices some of the tags being rather familiar with tags for online posts he’s mindful to check these and he can’t read anything without feeling guilty or betrayed in someway he wants fluff. But he also notices there’s not much angst for him at all which helps the blow a lot knowing not maybe people want to write him in such a hurtful way.
Crack- he’s having a good time reading these little stories, some of them are things he could never see happening but that’s what makes them so funny. Mammon paying everything they owes clearing his debts wow these fans really know how to write unrealistic stories but still find it humorous!
Smut- Surprise he knew there’s plenty of this online he saw the word counts and was confused how many ways can someone describe the filthy things they want to do with him. He does notice that even if the smut these people write they still took time to show care for him as an individual he’s almost moved to tears. He wants to thank so many people be prepared for several appreciation videos and live streams!
Note: Alright y’all this took so long to write and it’s insanely long already I’ll definitely do a part two with Beel,Belphie, Dia and anyone else y’all would like. But since this was written over the course of a few days I didn’t want it to feel disjointed so I’m cutting it off here and hopefully y’all will enjoy it
Hey everyone just wanted to give you all a heads up I’m working on some more stuff and one of them is super long so be ready, I think it’ll be best to break it up into parts one for the brothers and another for the side characters but tell me what you think is best.
So I made and posted on Mobile so please excuse my poor grammar and spelling mistakes
The Brothers and Dateables search history
Lucifer
How old is the oldest demonus
How many cups of coffee is too much coffee
How many days can a demon go without sleeping
Where to buy cursed rope
Mammon
How much is the Grimm to human realm currency
How many forms of currency are in the human realm
Loan shark protection agency
Free loan shark protection agency
How old do humans live
How to keep human alive for longer
How much sleep does a human need
Can humans die from a cough
How to tell if human is dying
How long do humans sleep
Can human die from being woken up
Debt forgiveness
Levi
When will the next volume of TSL be released
Ruri-Hana figure
Ruri-Hana concept art book
Ruri-Hana TSL crossover real?
Pet goldfish cosplay
How to convince human to cosplay
How to stop nosebleed
Newest episode of TSL
When will the next volume of “that time I was turned into a cat girl detective and now I have to solve crimes until I can find the person who cursed me only to find out they’re my childhood friend” be out
When will the next episode of “I’m a submissive demon in love with a nice and dominant human but can’t seem to get my feelings across to them” air
Satan
Cat cafe near by
Cat adoption center
Cat bookstores near me
Cat detective costume
Matching detective costumes with cats
Human realm book stores
Cursed book auction
First edition human world book auction
How to hide cat in library
Does decaffeinated coffee taste different from normal coffee
Where to buy decaf coffee
Curses that cause person to have uncontrollable sneezing
Asmo
Asmodeus
Asmodeus fan club
Asmodeus pictures
Asmodeus fan club forums
Asmodeus modeling
Asmodeus endorsed brands
#asmodeus
#asmodeus_fan
Asmodeus Devilgram fan page
Beel
Restaurants near me
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All you can buffet near me
How to not get banned from all you can eat restaurants
How much food should a human eat
What foods can humans eat
Human realm restaurants
How to get unbanned from human realm restaurant
Restaurants near me
Belphie
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New keyboard
Keyboard pillow
Lavender scented pillow spray
Human realm Planetarium
Devildom planetarium
Where to buy matching Star necklaces and bracelets
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Diavolo
What foods are safe for humans
Do humans like warm weather
Do humans need sunlight
New beachfront properties
Little D snacks
How to make friends
What does Yeet mean
How to Yeet something
What is it based off of
What does based mean
Why do my friends keep telling me to cook
Barbatos
Rare human realm teas
Tea cake recipes
Human realm Cream puff vs Devildom cream puffs
Where to buy vintage tea sets
Rat traps
What is a rat king
Where to buy Flame throwers
Human safe cake recipes
Simeon
*he couldn’t figure out how to open the search engine*
Luke
Cake recipes
Cream puff recipes
How to not get poisoned by Solomon’s cooking
Where to buy angel cake molds
How to teach someone how to use computers
How to stop being called Chihuahua
How to grow taller fast 
Ok I just started Nightbringer does anyone have any hints,tips, or just general advice? I went from OG obey me to this and I’m trying to figure out what I’m doing…..like what am I doing, I’m back to square one.
Just downloaded Nightbringer wish me luck I think I’ll need it…….
Since I feel like sharing my headcanons was insanely fun I’m going to be doing more! So same as before here are some more. sorry for any spelling or grammatical errors I’m having fun
MORE Random And Oddly Specific Obey Me Headcanons
Familiar Edition
All of the brothers familiars are very attached to MC however mammons Crows are the most attached to MC sometimes choosing her side over his side.
I can see MC walking back from RAD noticing a demons really pretty hair pin saying they wish they had that hairpin, later that night a crow is tapping on MCs window with a hair pin as a gift and surprise it’s the exact one she was wanting.
Contrary to popular belief I think Asmodeus familiars would be only animals he sees as beautiful and unfortunately for MCs with Arachnophobia and/or Entomophobia (like myself) most of them are surprisingly (or unsurprising) Scorpions and Spiders like peacock jumping spiders are his personal favorites he finds their colors and eyes so beautiful. And another unfortunate (or fortunate) thing depending on your views of bugs or arachnids is Devildom spiders and scorpions are big like much bigger than ones from the human realm like Australia sizes (if you know you know)
Asmo might try to help MC with any sort of Arachnophobia by showing them some of his most colorful and cutest familiars they all love her so they’ll show off all of their cool patterns or dance, but if Asmodeus senses any once of fear from MC he’ll try to find another way to introduce them to you getting an idea of maybe dressing them up in tiny clothes would work (spoiler it did not)
I know alot of people think that Lucifer’s familiar would be either Cerberus or a peacock like his animal counterpart but I think it’s much more of a he doesn’t have an “official familiar” he tends to help his brothers care of their familiars (he’s a hard working single father of 6 boys)
Satans familiars are cats I will not explain there’s no need to
Beel much like Lucifer no official familiar but he does seem to have a fondness for cows. No Beel hamburgers can’t be familiars unfortunately.
Levi has 3; Henry 1.0, Lotan, and one very timid koi fish he found in the garden pond he thought about having it and Henry 2.0 share a tank but quickly found out putting them in the same tank is asking for trouble. And no Henry 2.0 is not a familiar that’s his best friend not some animal.
Belphie has a familiar surprise! It’s not a cow, it’s not a cat, and it’s not a bat. It’s actually a tortoise he found on his way to RAD one day he thought it was cute keeping pace with his slow sleepy steps and actually bit Lucifer when he first saw him, and then ate part of his uniform as well so for belphie he was in love with the little guy.
Here are some random and oddly specific Obey me headcanons
(I’m almost done OG obey me and I haven’t touched NB yet so if these are brought up or proven wrong in game please ignore the wrong one)
-Mammon needs glasses and doesn’t know it, he bought prescription sunglasses without realizing they were he bought them because they were more expensive so they must be better and he can see better he doesn’t understand that it’s because he needs glasses
-Satan will occasionally swap Lucifer’s coffee with decaf
-Belphie can actually holds his liquor. He could beat asmo in a drinking contest but never stays awake long enough to actually make it through one not because he’s drunk but because he’s belphie
-Satan has cosplayed with Levi, once as Neko maids and the other was from a magical girl detective series (with a manga and light novel adaptation)
-Beel has a few foods he doesn’t like to eat (other than Solomon’s cooking) he doesn’t like broccoli or asparagus from the human realm he will still eat it but doesn’t particularly like how it tastes
- Lucifer knows satan swaps his normal coffee with decaf he just always can’t tell right away especially when it’s his 3rd all nighter
-Levi on occasion has asked asmo for help finding or applying make up for cosplay
-some of the brothers have very cold hands and some have super warm hands. The brothers with warm hands are Lucifer, satan, Beel, Belphie (also in the warm hand camp is Diavolo and Simeon) the brothers with cold hands are Asmo, Mammon, and Levi (also in the cold hands category is Barbatos and Solomon)
-Mammons belt feather clip is actually feathers that Lucifer dropped when they first fell and his first crows feather.
-Asmo hates almost all mint flavors, but on occasion will be ok with peppermint breath spray
-Belphie HATES dark chocolate
-Solomon wears boxers
-Beel has eaten aquarium rocks thinking it was rock candy
-Barbatos loves chewing mints and ice
-Diavolo bites ice cream but never experienced brain freeze
-Asmo and Mammon love maple syrup in ice coffee
-Levi has two tanks in his room he will soak in one is salt water one is fresh water
-Mammon can do more pull ups than Beel but Beel is overall stronger than Mammon
-Mammons body wash smells like Honey
-Levi showers regularly with soap and uses deodorant he doesn’t want to smell bad he has a very strong sense of smell (however the soap is very cheap ocean spray scented 3 in 1)
-Satan uses Irish spring bar soap
-Mammon tried dying his hair gold but it didn’t stick
-if Satans hair grows too long his hair will start gets black streaks or the ends will turn black so bleach and haircuts
-Luke refuses to let Beel lick the spoon because the first time he let him he ate the spoon
-Asmo loves Rose Wine from the human realm
-Mammon will only drink honey milk tea from the human realm
-Belphie and Beel love marshmallows
-Satan told Mammon and Beel that you should wash cotton candy before eating it they both did, Satan got yelled at by MC
- MC will use salt circles to keep certain things safe from Mammon and Lucifer
The votes came in and I delivered hopefully, so here’s obey me brain rot pt. 3
© Nissouna (me)
This man Luci is a FREAK and I won't be elaborating.
On a side note, I'll probably re-do this one in the future.
I was just bored and yah I did this
Also link here if ya wanna try!
I'm also curious as to why each om! boy is rated as such so to anyone doing this, I'd love to see your reasons! Tag me while you're at it too (if ya wanna)!
Here's mine if ya wanna read
I'm a HUGE simp for Barbatos and Solomon
I'd imagine that Simeon is obvious, but also because he's a writer like I am! Would love to exchange story ideas with him
Lucifer... Well, he is my type. Fancy and rich lol but he's very prideful so honestly, I much rather keep him as a friend to avoid couple fighting🙄but would still date him
Satan, also my type. Bookworm. But I see him as a sibling at most or a bestie
Diavolo... I really have no chance with him. Would love him as a bestie tho!
Mammon is too overbearing to me. I don't mind him. It's just that he gets annoying sometimes but I love him still
I used to simp for Beel until my feelings grew platonic and now I just wanna pat him and feed him. I see him as a sibling!
I only see Asmo as a bestie sorry
Honestly? Fuck Belphie and Levi. Belphie fucking killed me, used me, and definitely saw me as Lilith for a period of times. But... I suppose he can be tolerable
Levi tho? I'm sorry to all the Levi stans but HOLY SHIT this guy infuriates me TOO MUCH. I won't go into detail but fucking hell
WHOEVER SEXUALIZE OR LOVES LUKE ROMANTICALLY, PLEASE BLOCK ME. GO AWAY. I DON'T NEED CREEPS
Bestie! Solomon back at it again
MC: *giggles*
Solomon: *laughs* This is gonna be awesome.
MC: Oh, yeah, definitely.
Lucifer: *happens to walk past* ?!
Solomon: Oh, hey, Lucifer.
MC: Hello.
Lucifer: *quickly confiscates the magic potion bottle from Solomon, knowing it's a concoction that can melt anything and anyone* What do you think you're doing with this?! This is an extremely dangerous potion!
Solomon: Yeah, I know.
Lucifer: Of course, you know! MC doesn't-
MC: I know.
Lucifer: ...excuse me?
MC: I know.
Lucifer: Yes, I heard you! I just want to know why in the Devildom you're willing to use this potion knowing it could melt your skin in just a drop?!
MC: *shrugs*
Lucifer: You're- *frustrated sigh* unbelievable.
Solomon: Shh, shh, let them be. I'm here *smiles 'innocently'*
Lucifer: ...no. I'm taking this with me *walks away*
MC: *sad*
Solomon: Don't worry, MC *pulls out a small vial from his pocket with an evil smirk* I always have a backup plan after all.
MC: *evil smirk* This is why we're besties.
In the student council room...
Lucifer: *tired sigh* Can we pick another human?
Diavolo: Oh, but why? They're very entertaining so far. Don't you agree, Barbatos?
Barbatos: *smiles* Yes, Young Master.
Lucifer: You're only agreeing because you have to.
Somewhere outside: *terrified screams, glass smashing, sounds of fire crackling that causes the school's water sprinkler to activate and evil laughter*
The royals: ....
Diavolo: *laughs* It seems that I've brought the right human!
Lucifer: Diavolo!
An AU where we're already besties with our favourite magic man, MonSolo! (Obviously, crack ensues)
MC: *gets summoned* Yo, wtf-
Diavolo: Hello, MC! Welcome to Devildom!
MC: ....
Lucifer: Are you so shocked that you can't speak? Well, it's fine. I-
MC: *feels pockets and frowns* Where's my phone?
Lucifer: Ah, about that, actually-
MC: No, actually, why the hell am I here?
Lucifer: You're here to-
MC: Don't you know it's illegal to kidnap me?
Diavolo: Uh, I-
MC: I want- no, I NEED to go back. Now.
Lucifer: *annoyed* Already annoying, I see...
*****
MC: *wandering around RAD*
???: Excuse me, but-
MC: *turns around and widens eyes* Sol?!
Solomon: MC?! Wait, so you're the other human exchange student?!
MC: And... You're the magic dude those demons were talking about?!
Solomon: Well...
MC: Well, say no less, you magic man! C'mere! *hugs Solomon tightly*
Solomon: *laughs and hugs back* Good God, MC. It's been so long since I last saw you.
MC: Bitch, same.
Solomon & MC: *laughs and starts walking together*
Asmodeus, watching everything from afar: I didn't know MC and Solomon were already friends.
Lucifer: *sighs* I can sense chaos between them.
Asmodeus: *smirks* I got another one.
Lucifer: Don't you dare.
FINALLY
I GOT SOLOMON'S ANIMAL OUTFIT WHOO
And I'm ngl I'm digging Sol's outfit better than Barb's 👀 look I love Barb and all but Sol's outfit tho
Idk bout y'all but I love Sol's outfit a bit better than Barb's
WTF (Small... Crack)
GN! MC
*****
Diavolo, Barbatos, Lucifer and MC are in Diavolo's study room to play some card games. While they were playing, MC received a call. Upon picking it up...
MC: Yeah?
MC holds their D.D.D. between their head and shoulder, eyes not taking off from their hand to arrange the cards in strength.
Luke: MC, please help us...
MC: Hm? What happened?
Luke: Solomon... He, uh... He's in the kitchen. Half naked, covered in whatever sauce and is running around the burning stove yelling... Macarena?
Just as he said that, MC grabs their phone and stares at the screen, face unamused. Can they go one day without having to deal with Solomon's shit? Don't get them wrong. They love Solomon with all their heart but often times, they always clean up his mess. With a sigh, MC places their cards downwards and stands.
MC: I'll be there in five...
Luke: *sounds traumatized* Please hurry. Now's he's on the counter doing some-
Simeon: Simeon here. Get here as quick as you can. I've shielded Luke's eyes. He's on the counter... Twerking, as you people say
MC: *pinches the bridge of their nose* Oh, for the love of- I'll be there *hangs up*
Diavolo: What happened?
MC: I'll explain later. I need to save the kitchen for a bit
Barbatos: WHAT?! *gets up and grabs MC's arm before zooming out from the room*
Diavolo: ...
Lucifer: ...
Diavolo: So... Should we peek at their cards?
Lucifer: *sighs like the tired mom that he is*
Solomon and MC being crackheads
"Hey, where's MC?" Lucifer asks, papers in his hand.
"In their room." Satan's attention is diverted to the papers. "Hey, what are those?"
"These are the essays Lord Diavolo wish for MC to write. He wanted to read different opinions from each species but the topics he had chosen are so ridiculous that I could barely take him seriously." Lucifer sighs and shakes his head, making Satan chuckle.
"And what are the topics he had chosen?"
"...Teddy bears, rocks, swings and bags."
If Satan had a cup of tea, he would either choke on it or spit it out but either way, he ended up bursting out of laughter. "May I say, holy shit! Those are the most random topics I've heard in a while!"
The firstborn sighs and leaves his younger brother to his laughing fit. Approaching towards his human housemate's room, he swore he could hear another voice but he brushes it off, thinking that you were imitating someone else and by that someone else, he means some random people online yelling 'yeet' or 'oh, hi. Thanks for checking in I'm still a piece of garbage' or anything of the sort this fossil couldn't care to understand. Well, even if he did care, his old mind cannot handle the millennial jokes.
Raising his hand to knock on the door, he stops when he heard a familiar voice. 'It sounded like Solomon', he thought but shakes his head. Maybe he's imagining it which is something he highly thinks is possible seemingly that he's so sleep deprived that he can't think straight most of the times.
But when his knocks went unanswered, he grows impatient. "I'm coming in!"
Upon opening the great wooden barrier between your room and the horrible outside world, there stood both you and Solomon. One of Lucifer's stolen cloak draped around your shoulders, a mask covering the top part of your face and your hands covered with black gloves. Solomon, on the other hand, is wearing one of Asmodeus's dress and a wig.
"Sing, my angel! SING!" Your voice horribly deep and your singing is not making up for it as it sounds like a dying walrus.
Not that the sorcerer was any good. His high-pitched singing sounds like a screeching banshee and nails scraping a blackboard combined but somehow, the both of you weren't bothered by the fact. Well, no shit. Both of you are horrible singers that are perfectly in terrible sync. I'm sure you can make the Demon King pray to God for you two to stop and even then, God wouldn't even be much of a help since your singing might blow up his eardrums so the Demon King's prayers would go unanswered.
Which is true to my statement when Lucifer himself is covering his ears and maybe silently praying to his father that you two would stop to which you two didn't.
"What the blazes? What the hell are you two doing? And how did you get in here Solomon?" The prideful demon asks, not taking off his hands off his ears in fear that you might use your majestic (not) voice to make him deaf.
"I have my own ways." Solomon places a hand on his hip, the dress perfectly fitting his muscular but feminine figure. Someone, please draw this.
"What'chu here for, Lucifer?" You ask.
"Oh, yeah." Your singing might've caused him a small brain damage. "These are the essays you need to do. Lord Diavolo's-"
"Fuck that!" You curse, cutting off the demon's sentence. "F to the U to the C, K, that!"
Lucifer sighs. Help this old man. He's a single mother taking care of seven crackheads who's working under his future (please) husband and he's denser than THE Karasuma Tadaomi whenever Diavolo is flirting with him. "MC, this is Lord Diavolo's orders."
"And call me Obama's twin sibling cause' fuck that shit!" You immediately refused.
"MC."
"This calls for drastic measures."
You quickly open the window and drag Solomon with you then dramatically swing the cape around you and the sorcerer knew what you were about to do. With the deepest voice you could muster, you say, "I am Batman."
And jumped out of the window Papyrus style with Solomon tailing behind you. Lucifer, panicked, runs towards the window and looks out because there's no way a human could survive a two storey fall, right? Well, you proved him wrong when you and Solomon did a front flip and landed on the ground, laughing, "Hee hee!"
The two of you are now Naruto running towards wherever you two want to escape to. A Batman wannabe and a magical girl running off into the sunset, holding hands while laughing like Micheal Jackson. Truly, a romance better than Twilight.
I have no idea what I wrote. I might've been high while writing this but I hope you enjoyed!
Solomon x GN! MC
Warning! Death, angst
*****
Solomon, a powerful wizard, is your lover. How you manage to acquire his love and attention is beyond everyone else and even you sometimes, but you're glad that you're his and he's yours. Unfortunately, your medical background doesn't paint a pretty picture for you.
It's been at least three months since you and Solomon has been together, madly in love. How you wish that you didn't have to break news to him but you must since he will find out sooner or later. You have informed the seven avatars and angels that your condition is deteriorating with Lord Diavolo and Barbatos already knowing beforehand. As much as you wanted to live, knowing what happened to their sister, Lilith, you didn't want to cause more harm than you've already done.
"Hey, MC." Mammon starts up a conversation while you're watching both him and Leviathan play a game.
You hum in response. With much hesitation, the greedy demon asks, "When are ya' going to tell him?"
Silence. Leviathan elbows Mammon in the guts as you thought of a response, finally answering his question with, "Tomorrow. It'll be cruel if I continue this charade with him."
A dry laugh emits from your starting to pale lips. "I'm so cruel to him, aren't I? He deserves someone better, not someone who's dying so easily from a disease."
The moment the words rolled off your tongue, Mammon and Leviathan abandon their game, not caring that their characters are getting killed on screen. The secondborn grabs your shoulders and gently shakes you, saying, "Are ya' crazy? It's us and him that don't deserve ya'!"
"For once, Mammon's right. Don't ever say that again, MC!" The envious demon said in turn.
But they only receive yet another short and dry laugh. "I only have one month left to live. No one can help me now nor will I ever live as long as Solomon hoped. I... I'm such a terrible partner and friend."
This time, it's the thirdborn who shakes you by the shoulders. "No, you're not! You're the one who managed to keep up together! Without you, who knows what would've happened to us! To Belphegor even!"
A sad, small smile manage to make its way to your lips. "I don't know what have I done to deserve you guys but I'm glad to have met you."
*****
The next day arrived quicker than you've had anticipated. Handkerchief in hand, you cover your mouth with the small cloth as you cough into it while mentally hoping that blood doesn’t stain your handkerchief. Lucifer and Satan, who are by your side, only looks at you with concerned looks, feeling useless and helpless since they can't do anything to help except be there for you.
"MC!" A familiar cheery voice is heard from behind. Oh, how have the Fates become to cruel.
You quickly hide the cloth in your pocket and turn to Solomon with the same lovely smile you always give him. "Yo', Solomon!"
Taking their cue to leave, Lucifer and Satan leaves you with your lover. Once you two stand face-to-face with each other, your lovely smile is slowly replaced with a sorrowful look on your face. The wizard quickly took note of this and questions about your sudden change in expression.
You tightly grab his hand as if your life depended on it, staring into his eyes. A barely audibly whisper 'follow me' left your lips as you drag him to somewhere private. After checking that nobody will eavesdrop on your conversation, you let our a sigh and your heartbeat begins to pick up its pace.
Your silence only makes Solomon worry more and a million negative thoughts occupy his mind. Do you want to break up with him? Did you not love him anymore? Did something bad happened? Unfortunately, what you said only made him stare at you with both shock and horror.
"Solomon, I have to tell you about my... My health. It's getting worse the last few months and both Lucifer and Lord Diavolo tried their best to find the best doctors from each realm to try and help me but... There's no cure. There's... Not much time left for me."
Solomon refuses to believe those words. He takes a step back and shakes his head. "Th-This is n-not funny, M-MC. P-Please t-tell me it's a joke."
But you shake your head. "I wish it was but it's not a joke. I'm dying, Solomon. I only have one month left to live."
"N-No. No, no, no. M-Maybe I can learn a-a healing spell o-or whip up a-"
You shut him up by grabbing his hands and placing your head against his chest, hearing his rapid heartbeat. "Please, Solomon. If Lord Diavolo or Simeon can't do it, what can you do? We're only humans, Solomon. We're the weakest of the three realms. What makes you think you can find a spell, much less a cure for me? My time is almost up, Solomon. At least let me spend my last moments with the people I love."
Still, he refuses to believe you but... "Fine. Fine. I-I'll respect that."
You feel wet droplets soaking your scalp but you couldn't care less. The both of you stayed like that until the bell rung. Unfortunately, your classes with Solomon are very little and limited so when you exit the room, he hugs you tightly before sadly parting from you.
Ever since that day, Solomon tries to spend as much time with you and even sleeps with you with Lucifer's permission. When your condition worsened however, Lord Diavolo has declared that you no longer have to attend school and is issued to be moved to his castle so that Barbatos can take care of you.
The week of the retreat that is held at Lord Diavolo's castle has came around. How unfortunate can you be? It's also your last week here. Upon finally meeting you, Solomon is quick to engulf you in a tight, warm hug.
Your last week is spent with everyone you loved, like what you've requested to the wizard but time doesn't wait for no one. Your body is extremely weak to the point where you sometimes would fall and pass out. Your coughing fits have become a frequent and daily thing, much to everyone's dismay. Your energy is slow to replenish, your health deteriorating quickly, your face looks like you haven't slept in days and your life force quickly fading away.
Today is the last day of retreat and also your last day on Earth. You wish you hadn't been chosen for this exchange program as you knew that you've hurt everyone but at the same time, you're glad as well or else you would never meet such amazing people, especially Solomon.
In your temporary room, Asmodeus does your makeup to make you seem more lively than ever before for everyone. Your tired eyes only stare out of the window, the dark sky decorated by sprinkles of lights and a crescent moon. Breathing has also becoming an exercise for you, only receiving oxygen through your mouth. As Asmodeus works on your blush, you suddenly have a coughing fit.
The fourthborn quickly grabs your handkerchief and hands it to you to which you quickly snatch it from his hand and cover your mouth with. After a few moments, you wipe your mouth and look at the pool of scarlet that the cloth had manage to absorb. Asmodeus only sighs at the sight, quickly applying the blush for you before you could have another fit.
"There we go." He stands up and smiles at you as if you were a piece of priceless artwork. "You look stunning."
"Thanks, Asmo." You stand up and approach the mirror provided in the room. In the mirror, you do appear to have more life.
"Let's go." The demon opens the door for you and helps you walk towards the ballroom.
When you arrive to your desired area, the wizard is quick to greet you which prompts Asmodeus to leave the both of you. "You look amazing as always, MC. I wish the makeup is real..."
You only offer him a small smile, your croaky voice uttering out, "I'll be fine. Let's enjoy this final night."
Solomon's eyes are filled with sadness and despair but for you, he's willing to be happy for you. Music fills the room and your lover extends a hand for you to grab and you did. His other hand gently wraps around your torso as you hold onto his shoulder, the both of you start to dance despite your weak body but he did slow down his movements so that you could keep up with him. Unlike last time around, only the demons, angels and humans alike are present in the room, the other two species watching as the both of you sway with the melody. In that very moment, so many thoughts had pop up in his head.
How he wished that he was more powerful. How he wished that there was a cure for your illness. How he wished that Simeon had the power to help you. How he wished that you can remain in his arms forever. How he wished that this moment will last forever.
How he also wished that he had never met you.
Yet here he is, dancing with his partner, desperately trying not to tear up for their sake. When the music stopped and the way you fall into his arms, he knew that you only had moments left to live so he hugs you once again, placing his lips on your forehead. His soft lips linger on your skin for a few moments before looking at you. "What else do you want to do?"
"Play... Play something on- on the harp for me, S-Solomon." You requested, your exhausted eyes starting to droop.
He nods his head. "Whatever you want, my love."
The wizard slowly guides you towards the instruments provided in the room, taking a seat on the small bench with you sitting beside him. Everyone else only watches both of your movements, not making a ruckus like how they'd usually do.
"Solomon..." You breathe out, placing your head on his shoulder as you make yourself comfortable next to him. "Play... Play that song."
Your voice becomes quieter the more you speak. Solomon closes his eyes and takes a breather. He wanted to cry, he wanted to hug you, he wanted to see your face one last time before you permanently close your eyes but he holds himself back. His shaky hands make their way towards the strings and his fingers start plucking the strings, a beautiful melody you had always loved plays.
Though, not even a minute through, you started coughing which made your lover stop and check up on you. Luckily, it wasn’t as severe so you said, "Continue no matter what. I want to hear you play one last time."
His lips quiver but he fulfills your request nonetheless. His fingers never stop plucking the strings even if you had to cough. Midway through, you close your eyes, your breathing starting to become slower. Everyone else in the room senses that your life force is fading rather quickly but doesn't utter a word about it.
Solomon notices the sudden weight on his shoulder but doesn't stop. Though, this time, he doesn't deny his tears and lets them flow down his face. When he finally finishes playing your favourite melody, he immediately wraps his arms around your limp body. He places his head on your shoulder and his tears soak your clothes.
Mammon, Leviathan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub and Luke are also crying, knowing that you're now gone. Lord Diavolo, Barbatos, Lucifer, Satan, Belphegor and Simeon only watches from afar, everyone's hearts crushed when you're finally out from your misery but hurts further when they hear the loud, sad and ugly cries from Solomon as he grips onto your body tighter, desperately trying to get you to wake up when you won't.
-END-
I hope you enjoyed this small story. My favourite headcannon of Solomon is that he plays the harp and I had to include that here. Anyway, here’s the song he played.
The brothers + undateables if they were to pick up an instrument
-The brothers-
Lucifer:
- surprise, surprise
- he's a piano guy
- but there's a reason to this
- back in the Celestial Realm, many angels, including his own siblings, admired and loved his piano playing
- even on the day where Diavolo came, he played the piano that enchanted him
- Lilith especially loved the piano
- after falling in Devildom, he avoided the piano at all costs
- he doesn't want to cry
- for once, he thanks his never-ending paperwork as he can use that as an excuse to avoid playing his favourite instrument
- but the few times he did play the piano, Mammon always seem to catch Lucifer crying while playing
- he has a love and hate relationship with the piano
Mammon:
- he isn't talented when it comes to playing instruments
- but when he stumbled upon the kalimba, he couldn't help but be addicted to playing it
- it's such a small and simple instrument, he just absolutely loves it
- loves the beautiful melody his kalimba makes
- hides this talent from his brothers for fear that they might ridicule him for playing such an instrument
- but one day while playing the kalimba to pass time, Asmodeus was in love with the melody and was confused as to what instrument would make such a sound and follows it
- finds Mammon playing the kalimba alone in the planetarium
- and calls the others to listen to Mammon playing the instrument
- the rest were enchanted by Mammon's playing
- doesn't talk about it
- until it was Beelzebub's and Belphegor's birthday
- the twins requested that Mammon plays the kalimba
- is taken aback but doesn't protest
- Mammon plays his favourite melody on the kalimba
- everyone likes that
Leviathan:
- plays the flute
- but only does it because he saw Ruri-chan playing it
- is surprisingly naturally talented on the flute
- when his package arrived, his brothers thought it was just more merch and figurines
- nope, it was his flute
- while he was practicing playing an anime opening, Lucifer overheard his playing
- thought it was beautiful
- eventually, Lucifer had to barge in and interrupt his playing because Levi had done a little prank on him
- Levi was nervous about his punishment but instead of that, Lucifer requests that he plays something on the flute
- anxiety through the roof and probably up in the Celestial Realm
- his hands were shaky at first but after a few seconds, he got into playing that as if Lucifer suddenly disappeared from his room
- playing beautifully and happily as if there was no tomorrow
- after playing, Lucifer praises Levi's talent and his face is just red
Satan:
- surprise, surprise 2.0
- violin guy
- he wasn't interested in such an instrument at first but finds out that according to the humans, it was one of the most difficult instruments to play
- decides to take the challenge
- he regrets ever underestimating just how difficult playing the violin is
- at first, he ironically plays it just to show who's boss
- now he can't stop playing
- the first time he tried to play it, his arm is sore, neck is stuck in a certain position and cramps are terrible
- but after Beelzebub offers to give him a massage after each violin session, he was more fired up to prove the humans wrong
- low-key was praising each human and person who were able to stand through the torture of violin playing
- when he finally got the hang of it, the first piece he played is his favourite cursed song
- it was more beautiful and melodic on the violin than the original instrument
- is in love with the new melody and loves the song even more
- occasionally stays back at school to play the violin provided at RAD's music room
- girls (and maybe some guys) heard his playing and immediately fell in love with it
- for the rest of school days, Satan finds mysterious love letters left on his desk, in his locker, sometimes given by teachers themselves and has no idea why
- the rest of his brothers knew but doesn't say anything
Asmodeus:
- he wouldn't want to ruin anything on his body or leave any kind of bruise anywhere
- but he makes he makes an exception only for one instrument
- the guitar
- when he first started picking up the instrument, he immediately wanted to quit playing because his fingers hurt
- but after watching a couple of videos of people playing the guitar AND still having beautiful hands, he decides to play it once again
- it was torture for him and almost quit again but he finds out that some people wears bandages around their fingers to protect them
- and so he did
- eventually, he takes it off after mastering simple switching
- his fingers hurt once again but doesn't mind because he loves playing the guitar
- and because of his constant playing, his skin has grown thicker to withstand the strings of the guitar
- now it doesn't hurt whenever he plays
- the few rare times where he actually plays the guitar for someone, with his charm and melody, the person immediately falls in love with him
- his brothers were pleasantly surprised when they found out that he plays the guitar instead of any other instrument
- he takes pride in that
Beelzebub:
- surprise, surprise 3.0
- dude plays the drums
- he's into metal
- one day while watching some mukbang videos, he accidentally clicked on a Jacksepticeye drum cover video and was wondering how can he multitask like that
- so he told Lucifer that he wanted to practice playing drums
- Lucifer was surprised but doesn't protest his brother's request
- he found out just how difficult it is playing drums
- but once he got the hang of it, his level of playing can be compared to a veteran's
- a group of band saw him playing and offered if Beel wanted to join
- he immediately agreed to it and now thanks to him, the band is well-known in the Devildom
- sometimes would perform during assembly under Diavolo's request
- everyone listening was headbanging and yelling at the top of their lungs
- every time the band perform, it's always lively due to how catchy and metal the music was
- sometimes, Beel would give up his meals just to practice with his band mates
- loves it whenever he rocks the stage
Belphegor:
- sleepy boi
- doesn't want to move much
- so he plays the theremin
- according to a lot of people, it's one of the more difficult instruments to play as you need to have a good ear and there's a lot of tricks you have to learn with your hands
- but this boi is gifted with perfect pitch
- takes up the theremin
- for a beginner, he's not that bad
- after hours and hours of practice, he plays the theremin expertly
- it's a peculiar but interesting instrument so his brothers nag him to play it
- is annoyed by the constant nagging so he just plays a short song
- the melody is somewhat alien-like but it was also somewhat beautiful
- his brothers loves how he plays the theremin
- sometimes would play it for Beel if he has difficulties in sleeping
- only plays a certain song originating from when they were back in the Celestial Realm
- is the only lullaby Beel sleeps to
- Belphie is happy to play it for his twin
-Undateables-
Diavolo:
- for some reason, this man loves anything that's got to do with anything Irish or Scottish
- when he finds out that they were the two main countries that played bagpipes, he couldn't help but order Barbatos to get him one as well
- and also a kilt
- playing the bagpipe was difficult but he found an instructor to teach him how to play it
- hours and hours of practice, he finally manages to play it
- now whenever he has free time, he would play his favourite songs on the bagpipe with Barbatos surprisingly loving to listen to him play
- though, sometimes when Lucifer, or even more rarer times when his brothers join him, Diavolo would jump out while playing the bagpipe, playing an iconic Irish/Scottish song
- with a kilt
- as much as Lucifer wanted to scold him, he couldn't help but also enjoy the song
- and his random shenanigans
- though, if he were to play for his partner, he would play a romantic song on his bagpipe
- unless his partner asks otherwise then expect him to jump around playing a silly song...
- ...while wearing a kilt
Barbatos:
- this boi has little to no time at all
- is constantly stressed inside
- but when he realizes that the melodies of a cello calms him down greatly and can put his insomniac mind to sleep, he immediately gets himself one
- since he's a Jack of all trades, he's a natural at playing the cello
- because of this talent, Diavolo has instructed him one too many times to play the cello either for him or for guests
- but this is a task he doesn't mind doing
- though, sometimes when he's extremely tired, he dozes off while playing
- Diavolo doesn't mind if Barb plays only for him
- but if he dozed off around guests, Diavolo will nudge him and tell him that it's not appropriate for him to sleep in front of guests
- he immediately apologizes and continues playing the cello
- after a party, he will play a lullaby on his cello as to calm down the ruckus the guests might make
- Belphie will 11/10 summon Barb to play for him if it weren't for the fact that he had to ask permission from Diavolo first
Simeon:
- dude's an angel
- obviously will play the lyre
- his music is literally just angelic
- but he mainly plays the lyre to put Luke to sleep whenever he has a nightmare or just can't sleep in general
- but back when Lucifer and his brothers, exclude Satan, were in the Celestial Realm, he and Lucifer always play together
- they were the perfect duo
- with the angelic sounds of a lyre and harmonious tunes of a piano, it's impossible to not get drawn in and enchanted
- everyone in the Celestial Realm will literally kill if it meant that they get to see them play
- but after the brothers had fallen, Simeon no longer plays the lyre as he feels sad and distant whenever he plays it
- he misses their music
- that is, until Luke came unto his life
- Luke never got a chance to listen to both Simeon and Lucifer play so when he saw a dusty lyre in the depths of Simeon's stuff, he begs the other to play for him
- Simeon, not being able to say no, plays the lyre for Luke
- Luke falls asleep
- Simeon takes note of this and promises himself to play only for Luke
- now whenever he plays the lyre, he can push back the memories and focus on the younger angel
Solomon:
- most people were surprised when they found out that he plays the harp
- he states that he never intended to play the harp as he had never shown interest in it before
- but someone in his life changed that fact
- he doesn't let other people know but he plays the harp in hopes that he gets to have a duo with the person
- unfortunately, that person had sadly passed away due to complicated health issues
- he knew that person absolutely loves the harp so on their funeral, he brought the harp and played for them one last time
- now, he plays it for fun and to remember that person
- sometimes he plays the harp in the middle of the night, in a park where there's no one
- if you manage to catch him play it, you will see tears flowing down his face as he plays a beautiful melody
- he looks okay afterwards as to not worry or bother anyone else
- but on Asmo's birthday, he requests that Solomon plays the melody he always plays for that one person
- he hesitates but plays it nonetheless
- for once, in front of everyone, he cries
- everyone was surprised but doesn't make fun of him
- when Asmo questions about it, he dodges it like how he usually does and wipes his tears
- he apologizes and snaps his fingers, making the harp disappear before walking off to mourn more on his own
Luke:
- when he heard Simeon's playing for the first time, he wanted to play an instrument alongside him
- so he picked up the lute
- it was the perfect size for him so he easily practices with the instrument
- his fingers hurt but he still practices in hopes that he can be as skillful as Simeon and that he can make beautiful music like him
- boi is determined
- when he finally can play several intermediate level tunes, he figured that he wanted to tell Simeon about it
- Simeon was more than happy to play with him
- so when the both of them played their instruments together, if you're sleepy enough, it just makes you feel like you're in heaven
- Solomon almost had a heart attack once because of this
- but during the retreat at Diavolo's castle, they played their tunes together and the former angels just smile contentedly at their music
- it's been a while since they've listen to angels playing their songs
- Asmo almost cried
- who can blame him tho? Luke and Simeon together almost makes a perfect duo as Simeon and Lucifer
Happy father’s day, y’all 🫠🫠
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GUESS WHO REMEMBERED TUMBLR EXISTED. omfg. finals and then holiday seasons r a rough time 4 art … finally made a little sheet thing of all my obm character hcs!!! just missing raph and mephisto since i’m still working on those ones :]
i was originally. JUST gonna do mammon actually , hence y his is the most detailed .. but then it was sm fun i wanted 2 do lucifer and satan LOL
N THEN FROM HERE I GOT CARRIED AWAY N WENT “well might as well do all of them now!!!”
i just completely got rid of Asmo’s default outfit in my head .. i’m not its biggest fan ..
THESE TOOK THE LOBGEST. GREAT HEAVENS
idk how to .. iridescent-ify Solo’s hair in the obm artstyle but .. imagine that it is
Mephie and raph r still pending but!!!!! having so much fun w it .. and now i add my 70 million tags for . Every obm character omfg
Omsim 👌
Replaced MC AU: Alternate Ending to Breaking of the Pacts
Prompt:
Pairing: NA
Genre: Angst
TW: Mc is not nice :(
You stared at the cup of hot chocolate that Luke had whipped up for you. Diavolo sat on the chair in front of you, while Barbatos stood aside, waiting for you to consider what he had just said.
“Y-you want me to-”
“Pardon my insolence my dear MC, but I think it would be the best course of action right. Removing pacts is a permanent process, and one that must not be done so hastily, without thinking everything through,” Barbatos said, bowing slightly. Even through his mask of formality, you could see that he truly cared about you. No, you knew everyone in the room cared about you.
You nodded. “Very well. I wish to leave Devildom.”
That was five years ago. Now, as you stood in your breath-taking outfit in front of the mirror, you marveled at how far you’d come.
After you’d left the Devildom, Solomon had taken you under his wing as his apprentice. You became adept in magic, your magical signature rivalling the sorcerer’s in sheer power and magnificence. Luke and Simeon had also been a major help, the former having mentioned you to Michael when he met him. You had even been to the Celestial Realm, where you had the privilege of meeting the Seven Holy Virtues, the counterparts of the Seven Deadly Sins.
Your natural charm and strong sense of right and wrong led to the Virtues making covenants with you, after getting permission from the Heavenly Father of course. Covenants were similar, yet quite different from pacts. For one, they didn’t have physical markings, but rings that could change their appearance as and when required. The requirements for using those rings and as an extension, the power of the angels themselves were the same as that of the pacts. And you swore to never misuse them, knowing full well that you’d keep your promise.
All through this, you had not once used the power of the pacts you had with the demons, determined to make yourself powerful without their help.
As you made some last minute adjustments to your outfit, you were reminded of how one of Solomon’s experiments ended up lengthening your lifespan. You weren’t ensnared by the chains of immortality like the sorcerer, but rather you were made to hard to kill. That had come in handy while dealing with witches and supernatural beings who tried to harm you as a means to hurt the sorcerer. You were basically invincible, a bridge that now connected the Three Realms. Solomon often joked that you were now the monarch of the Human Realm, even if other humans were unaware of it.
“MC, are you ready?” Solomon’s voice rung through, pulling you from your daydreaming session. Glancing at the mirror one last time, you nodded. “Let’s get this show on the road.”
Lucifer only talked with Diavolo and Barbatos at the party, keeping an eye on his brothers as well. He was quite curious as to why Diavolo had insisted on having his brothers accompany them to a party in the Human Realm. The party was thrown every 5 years by supernatural beings as a means to form new diplomatic relations. Usually, it would only be him, Barbatos and Diavolo coming up to the Human Realm, but when the Prince basically ordered him to get his brothers as well, he was surprised.
Lucifer made sure that his brothers were all in his vicinity, so that they wouldn’t get in trouble, but he couldn’t help but feel restless.
Lucifer
Just what exactly is going on?, the prideful demon thought to himself, Barbatos’ slightly chipper attitude not going unnoticed by him. As the doors to the ball room opened once more, indicating the arrival of new people, silence fell across the room. Garnet eyes flew over to the doors, inspecting the new arrivals as a low murmur of voices started up again. He could hardly believe his eyes when you walked in, hand-in-hand with the sorcerer he remembered pestering him for a pact during his stay in Devildom. “MC…?”
Lucifer was left gaping at the change in you, who had become considerably stronger than the last time he saw you.
Almost as if you had heard him, your eyes met Lucifer’s. You were different, Lucifer noted, different than the last time he saw you. He watched as you made your way to Diavolo, not glancing at him or his
brothers even once. You carried yourself with an air of establishment, like you had achieved something no one ever had. “Hello MC,” Diavolo greeted you, Lucifer’s heart clenching in his chest when you gave the prince a soft smile, the same soft smile you would have given him and his brothers 5 years ago.
Mammon
Mammon had not noticed your arrival until he heard Diavolo greet you. He turned swiftly, eyes widening when he saw that it was indeed you, and not a figment of his imagination. “MC!” he called out to you, your eyes flitting to him. He watched as the surprise in your eyes quickly turned into something cold, something horrible. “It’s… a pleasure to see you again, Avatar of Greed,” you said in the politest tone you could muster, not having forgotten how he had betrayed you 5 years ago.
Mammon’s heart was crushed at the cold tone of your voice, the words like a dagger to his heart.
Levi
Levi shied away from you, your powerful aura and the way you carried yourself so different from the person he had known. “H-henry, you’ve changed…” he muttered, flinching slightly when you replied, “But of course, Avatar of Envy. A person can change a lot in 5 years.”
Levi internally berated himself for upsetting you, and mourned for the loss of his Henry, his true friend.
Satan
Satan could feel the poorly concealed rage in you bubbling at the sight of him and his brothers. Of course you would be angry at them. If it were him in your shoes, he would have been much more curt and disrespectful. However, he was not one to lose hope. With Lucifer left tongue-tied, I guess it’s up to me to de-escalate the situation, he thought as he said, “MC, could I talk to you, alone?”
Your temper flared at his honeyed voice. “If there’s anything you wish to say to me, I prefer if it were to be said here, in front of everyone.”
Satan was left at a loss for words, and you internally smirked at your victory.
Asmo
Asmo recoiled at your words. The Avatar of Lust could almost feel the venom dripping off of each word you said, each syllable sharp as a dagger. He watched as your eyes fell on him. Never had he been as terrified of a human as he was now. Even Lucifer’s anger didn’t hold a candle to the way you were glaring at him. “MC…” he started, the tilt of your eyebrow compelling him to continue, “I- I’m terribly sorry for what happened that day. I should have-”
Your chuckling cut him off, a weird and uncomfortable feeling growing in his gut as you looked at him with what he could only describe as pure hatred with a twinge of regret that disappeared as fast as it arrived. “You shouldn’t be. After all, what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. And thanks to what you said that day, as well as your brothers failing to stand up for me, I am now more powerful than I ever thought I’d be.”
Beel
Beel watched in discomfort and sadness as you said those words to Asmo. Why hadn’t he stood up for you that day, he asked himself, the plate of food in his hand no longer appealing to him. “MC, c-could you please let us make it up to you?”
Your eyes softened considerably as they landed on Beel, but you couldn’t forget that day. “If you break a vase once and glue the pieces back together, it’ll never be the same. So even if you try to make it up to me, I wouldn’t be able to trust any of you as unconditionally as I did before,” you explained, watching as the demon’s shoulders sagged in resignation.
Belphie
Belphie silently watched the entire thing. He could care less about his older brothers, but what you said to Beel was unforgiveable in his eyes. As you turned to greet some nobility, he said, “I miss the person you used to be.”
You stilled momentarily, turning back slightly to give him a sly smile as you replied. “Many will.” You reveled in the shocked faces around you, continuing after a moment’s pause, “They were easier to kill.”
Bound Lucifer
Thinking About…
Thinking about how pretty Lucifer looks bound in rope, the red of the rope contrasting with his dark hair in a way that could only entice you to tease him further. Not that he could protest with the bit in his mouth as you tease him with one of his own feathers all while denying him the orgasm he so desperately craves as he practically ruts into the air despite being tightly bound. Despite his begging and pleading about how he’ll be a good boy if you just let him cum you continue to deny him his release for nothing but your own amusement.
You had wondered why he was spending so much more time in the office.
You almost wished you had minded your own business because nothing could hurt more than the sight in front of you. He hadn’t even spotted you yet, busy paying attention to the blonde under his desk, his secretary you realize. The very woman he had told you not to worry about."We're just coworkers Y/N” he had promised but he was a demon now, his promises meant nothing but stupidly you had hung onto every single one trusting that the love of your life wouldn’t lead you on and lie to you, a mistake on your part you’re now realizing as you watch him with his head tossed back in pleasure a look you knew well. Tears pricked your eyes as your chest felt tight, suffocating almost as you stood there frozen. A sniffle escaping you as you fight off the urge to collapse into a sobbing mess in front of all of his already gossiping coworkers, that sniffle was enough to alert his senses to your presence as he quickly pushed the blonde away, “Y/n what’re you doing here?” he asked shocked as he attempted to straighten out his clothes “I came to bring you lunch but that was clearly a mistake” you spat no longer caring about protecting his public image “Y/n it’s not what it looks like I promise” he swore walking towards you as if you were a hurt animal in need of rescuing “oh so your dick wasn’t just down her throat?” you ask sarcastically knowing good and well that you had caught him, and no matter how much it hurt you had to end things or he would only do it again. “Well, it was but I promise you it didn’t mean anything” he attempted to soothe you but it only made you see red through your tears as people gathered around to watch the spectacle all he did was throw around promises as if they meant anything to you anymore. “Do you think I’m stupid Lucifer? Do you think so lowly of me that you would consider this okay??” You hiccuped trying not to cry in front of him as he quickly shook his head “No of course not my love-” “Don’t call me that” you snapped shoving his lunch into his chest angrily knowing he was much too prideful to defend his actions against you not that it would fix anything cause you both knew, despite everything you’ve been through, that the two of you were over and there was nothing as painful as as the look of regret you could see in his bright red eyes before you turned away. As you walked away, you did so with the knowledge that you would no longer be hanging onto the promises of a man who could so easily betray you for who knows how long while you were waiting for his return.
Honestly, he would not be the one to confess
His Pride simply wouldn’t let him, so that left you with the task of panicking over ways to confess to the intimidating demon
Somehow, (who knows how honestly), you manage to get the confession out in a timely manner
You nearly passed out though, which would’ve infinitely easier than trying to figure out how to decipher his facial expressions
That part gets easier as the two of you start dating though.
What doesn’t get easier is trying to convince him not to string Mammon up (You try anyways)
The best nights are when the two of you make it to bed early though it rarely happens, most nights you either go to bed first or stay up sipping on a bottle of demonus in his office as he fills out paperwork that had piled up
He didn’t have much free time so little office dates were an almost daily occurrence
PLEASE drag him to bed he needs to sleep in his bed for once
-NSFW-
He has a sir kink and possibly a daddy kink
He’s mainly a top but mess with his wings and he’ll bottom for sure
Lowkey has a breeding kink
Fucks you against his desk almost daily
Y'all have had a threesome with Diavolo
As long as it’s Diavolo he’s cool with cuckolding
His favorite positions are missionary and reverse cowgirl
Got a kink you wanna try? As long as you give him time to do some research on it he’s usually down to experiment