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me transferring my period cramps
I just got hit by the most universe starting cramps. I'm on the floor, writing my will, vomit pooling on the floor beside me. This is it. This is the end. Tell my cat I love her.
Don’t you love it when men compare something both genders go through to something a man will never experience? I have done this can confirm cramps are so much worse
I feel sluggish and I have work this morning, my legs feel like jelly, my abdomen is giving me cramps and its a crime scene between my legs…
THANK GOD I AM NOT PREGNANT 😭👍
WHY DID I NOT FIND THIS YEARS AGO!?!? Also, if, in the days before your period, your privates are itchy and a tiny bit of clear stuff is showing up in your undies, you got a yeast infection. Didn't find out until recently what that even was. If you're like me and my mom, you may get them before your period (every. freaking. time) but it's fine. They go away on their own eventually, but you can tell your doctor you have a yeast infection and they'll give you a prescription. Don't remember what it's called, but they'll know. You take one pill, then it's gone by the next day
Stuff that may happen on your period no one told you about.
So there was a lot of misinformation, and just a huge lack of the nitty gritty stuff, when I was in school and I see a lot of young kids on forums asking if something is normal or worrying about stuff and adults who have wondered their whole lives if other people feel the same on their periods.
Here’s some stuff about periods people might not talk about;
It can smell. But using scented pads isn’t a great idea, the chemicals in the perfume cause irritation. But here’s the thing; vaginas smell. All of them. All the time. Right now. YOU notice the smell because it’s literally part of you, but other people don’t. If it’s a foul smell and very strong you should speak with a gynecologist, but the average day-to-day odor is normal and doesn’t mean you’re dirty.
Diarrhea all day every day.
Or, alternately, constipation all day every day.
ALSO alternatively, a healthy mix of both sprinkled randomly across the days of your period like too much nutmeg where no one asked nutmeg to be.
Your first period might not look like a period at first. It might look, well, brown, and lead you to other conclusions about what’s going on in your skivvies. Then it might not come again the next month and show up on a totally different week when it does. Mine came like A LOT. It was very heavy and I bled through a pair of jeans in the middle of school it was so heavy. I didn’t know what it was and thought I was bleeding from my butt because my liar teacher said a period would only be a ‘tablespoon’. Tablespoon of lies.
At some point your probably going to stain the back of the toilet seat with blood. That doesn’t mean your bleeding too much, or that your dirty, but it’s a tid bit of information I wish I knew as a kid so I could have known to look for it when using public restrooms or at friend’s houses.
Period farts.
Having sex on your period isn’t gross or dirty or wrong. Put an old towel down on the bed and have at it.
The feelings you have on your period are entirely valid and not imagined or unimportant because of your period. Whether or not your feelings are heightened by PMS they are still your feelings and should be respected.
The ‘average’ period is anywhere from 3-10 days with any variation in flow. You shouldn’t be concerned because your period isn’t the same as your friends is, only if it changes from what’s average for you. There isn’t such a thing as a ‘normal period’ you need to fit into.
If you wear a disposable pad there will be a point where it’s going to unstick at some corner and when you pull it off it’s going to pull some of your pubic hair with it. This is going to suck. I am very sorry.
If you wear a tampon there is going to be a point you will squeeze it out of yourself when you use the bathroom. Just change your tampon each time you go. Please listen to me on this.
Swamp butt.
You will get blood stained thighs at some point. It’s going to cake onto your skin and make a mess just everywhere.
The cashier doesn’t care about you buying pads/tampons/etc, they just had a guy buy 4 pounds of carrots, a box of Xtra Large ribbed condoms and cherry scented lube. Your pads are not on their radar of things to care about.
Washing Your Junk:
When you shower (if you want a bath i’d shower before hand or dont wash in the bath itself and shower after to get clean) remember you are not actually washing inside of your vagina, you’re washing the skin around it (labia, clitoris, all those good bits). Using a soft wash cloth with either very mild unscented soap or just warm water. Seriously, stop putting washing products inside yourself; You do not need to wash the inside of your vagina and doing so can cause infections. Unless given products by your doctor there is no need to douche or use creams or wipes or other stuff like that. They’re lies sold to you to make you think you smell bad.
You know how your parents said ‘wipe front to back’?Same with washing, you don’t want to drag butt germs all over your vagina. Don’t do it.
Some people find that trimming, or shaving, their pubic hair helps them control odor, or makes wearing sanitary products more comfortable, but it isn’t required and is personal preference with different individuals. There is no health benefit to shaving or trimming your pubic hair and it will not make you cleaner than if you didn’t shave.
Wearing light breathable cotton undies during your period will help eliminate odor and not give you swamp butt. Especially in the summer.
Washing after sex is a great idea and not just because it’s romantic. If you’ve ever had period sex before you will k n o w but if you have not I am going to just ask you to take my word for it and plan a shower afterwards.
Feel free to tack on other stuff if you want. Tell me all your period secrets.
stuff i've cried at while on my period
trying to sing low and then my voice cracked on me and i started crying
someone told me that everything was solved and i cried then and there
was running laps in gym and my tear ducts decided to activate
someone told me different stretches to do to help an injury and i cried silently for some reason
a family member asked about medication and my brain was like 'time to cry'
i was talking to someone about social stigma and started crying???
What have you cried at on your period? (or even not on your period what's a time you started crying for no reason)
Sean Bienvenidos, japonistasarqueologicos a una nueva entrega sintética, en la cual mencionaremos una de las muchas obras de Hiroshige, del cual ya hablamos en una publicación, pero no publique ninguna obra, ahora llego el momento dicho esto pónganse cómodos que empezamos. - Características Año: 1852 - 1858 Título: Itsukushima in Aki Province. Estilo: Ukiyo-e - Espero que os haya gustado os deseo una feliz semana y nos vemos en próximas publicaciones de Japón. - ようこそ、ジャポニスタサルケオロジコスの新しい合成配信へ。その中で、広重の多くの作品の一つを紹介します。その作品については、すでに出版物で話していますが、私は作品を出版していません。今、その時が来ました。そう言って、あなた自身を快適にして、始めましょう。 - 特徴 年：1852年～1858年 タイトル：安芸国厳島（あきこくいつくしま 様式：浮世絵 - お気に召していただけたなら幸いです。今週もよろしくお願いします。また、今後の日本の出版物でお会いしましょう。 - Welcome, japonistasarqueologicos to a new synthetic delivery, in which we will mention one of the many works of Hiroshige, of which we already spoke in a publication, but I did not publish any work, now the time has come, having said that, make yourselves comfortable and let's begin. - Features Year: 1852 - 1858 Title: Itsukushima in Aki Province. Style: Ukiyo-e - I hope you liked it, I wish you a happy week and see you in future Japan publications.
Banchō Sarayashiki, también conocida como okiku-san, en vida un aciago día, se le cayeron los 10 platos y por desgracia uno de ellos se rompió y su amo la asesinó y arrojó su cuerpo a un pozo.-Por eso cada noche aparece para contar los platos con una voz tenue, uno, dos, tres... así hasta nueve ¡Exclamando falta un plato! - La historia se remonta al periodo Edo. ¿Conocían esta pequeña historia? Que pasen una buena semana. - お菊さんこと皿屋敷番長は、ある運命の日に10枚の皿を落とし、運悪くそのうちの1枚が割れてしまい、主人に殺害されて井戸に投げ込まれました。 - そのため、毎晩、かすかな声で皿を数え、1枚、2枚、3枚...と9枚まで数え、「1枚足りない！」と叫ぶのだそうです。 - この話は江戸時代まで遡りますが、皆さんはご存知でしたか？それでは、今週も良い一週間をお過ごしください。 -Banchō Sarayashiki, also known as okiku-san, in life one fateful day, dropped the 10 plates and unfortunately one of them broke and her master murdered her and threw her body into a well. - That's why every night she appears to count the plates with a faint voice, one, two, three... up to nine... exclaiming that one plate is missing! - The story goes back to the Edo period. Did you know this little story? Have a nice week.
Sean bienvenidos japonistasarqueológicos, una nueva entrega en esta ocasión hablaremos del Tanabata una vez dicho esto pónganse cómodos que empezamos. - ¿Qué es el tanabata?¿Cuándo se celebra?¿Cuál es su origen?El tanabata, surge en China en la dinastía Han que posteriormente llegará a Japón durante el período Nara (710 d.C.- 794 d.C.) a través de la nobleza ,pero no fue hasta el período Edo (1600-1868) que se hizo popular. Esto lo podemos ver en el anime como es el caso de Doraemon (ドラえもん), pero hay montones de animes que tratan esta temática una película que trata estos temas podrían ser: Amor de Gata, Kimi no Nawa, Kimetsu no Yaiba podría hacer una lista que nunca acabaria de la cantidad de anime que hay que trata el Tanabata. ¿Qué es el tanabata? Cuenta la leyenda de Orihime y Hikoboshi que solo se pueden ver la séptima luna del séptimo mes, se crea un puente que les permite cruzar y estar juntos ¿Cuándo se celebra? Se celebra el 7 de julio y lo más característico de esta festividad son los fuegos artificiales y en Tokyo por ejemplo: el templo Zojoji, pero cualquier templo lo podréis apreciar muy bien. tanzaku ¿En qué consiste? Se coloca un trozo de papel con tu deseo y se colocan en árboles de bambú. Para terminar me gustaría mencionar que hay una constelación que representa esta maravillosa historia. - Espero que os haya gustado y nos vemos en próximas publicaciones que pasen una buena semana. - ようこそ、日本の考古学者たちへ。今回は七夕についてお話します。 - 七夕とは何か、いつ祝うのか、その起源は？ 七夕は中国の漢の時代に始まり、奈良時代に貴族を通じて日本に伝わった。 ドラえもんなどのアニメに見られるが、このテーマを扱ったアニメはたくさんある：七夕を扱ったアニメは枚挙にいとまがない。織姫と彦星は七夕の日にしか会えないという伝説がある。 いつ祝うの？月7日に行われます。このお祭りの最大の特徴は花火で、東京では増上寺が有名ですが、どこのお寺でもよく鑑賞できます。 短冊 短冊とはどんなものですか？願い事を書いた紙を竹に貼る。最後に、この素晴らしい物語を象徴する星座があることをお伝えしたい。 - それでは、また次の記事でお会いしましょう。
Welcome to the Japanese archaeologists, this time we are going to talk about Tanabata, so make yourselves comfortable and let's get started. - What is tanabata, when is it celebrated, what is its origin? Tanabata, which originated in China in the Han dynasty, later came to Japan during the Nara period (710 AD - 794 AD) through the nobility, but it was not until the Edo period (1600-1868) that it became popular. This can be seen in anime such as Doraemon (ドラえもん), but there are lots of anime that deal with this theme, a movie that deals with these themes could be: Love of Cat, Kimi no Nawa, Kimetsu no Yaiba I could make a list that would never end of the amount of anime out there that deals with Tanabata. what is tanabata? Legend has it that Orihime and Hikoboshi can only see each other on the seventh moon of the seventh month, a bridge is created that allows them to cross and be together. When is it celebrated? It is celebrated on the 7th of July and the most characteristic of this festivity are the fireworks and in Tokyo for example: the Zojoji temple, but you can appreciate it very well in any temple. tanzaku What does it consist of? You put a piece of paper with your wish on it and place it on bamboo trees. Finally, I would like to mention that there is a constellation that represents this wonderful story. - I hope you liked it and see you in the next posts have a nice week.
2nd comic The unwanted monthly visit of your period.
Being a woman means that you have atleast one position that you have to do to help with Cramps
I don’t make the rules
hot take
the x-men are more of a family than the avengers because no matter what the x-men do they’ll always end up hated by the world, but no matter what the avengers do they’ll always end up loved by the world
So, Christmas is over 😭
BUT! I spent Christmas without being on my period! 🥳
But now 😀
BUT NOW I WILL SPEND NEW YEAR ON MY PERIOD 😭😭😭
I mean, my uterus said 'it's Christmas, let's not be so assholes with her' BUT TODAY! TODAY! ONE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS! MY UTERUS SAID 'CHRISTMAS IS ALREADY PASSED, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR PERIOD!'
So now I'll end this year with bloody lips
Get out of here with your ab/dl and dd/lg, or any other gross stuff.
Diapers aren't sexual, pacifiers aren't sexual, baby gear ISN'T SEXUAL
I don't want to see your icky blog or posts.
Stop trying to invade spaces that aren't yours, you are putting minors in danger.
Cramps are like a sample of what it's like to be eaten by a zombie
I just want to point out this was their last exchange before today.
And Crosshair rejects Hunter’s olive branch here. So it does make sense for there to be hurt, and complicated dynamics.
It’s also worth mentioning this season is showing us a Hunter that is very emotionally unstable. He wanted to find Omega no matter what, and even put himself and Wrecker at risk to do so. More than once.
This is a direct consequence of losing Tech, Omega and Crosshair himself. Hunter is now desperate to keep the rest of his crew safe, and not necessarily making the wisest choices as he goes.
Crosshair chose to be a threat at the end of season one. Hunter hasn’t seen him since. So it does make sense for him to be rough about it, considering the circumstances. Be nice to my deranged space dad, okay?