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Yall I just thought of this weird ass hc for dabi and I cannot-

Ok so you and dabi have a kid

and one day your kid is sitting in their high chair behind you as your making dinner

Dabi comes into the kitchen and kisses your neck and goes “hey doll” 

You both turn towards your baby in shock as you watch your baby giggle and point at you “say it again sweetie”

And your kid points to you and goes “Doll!” 

You are in shock as dabi is grabbing on to the counter laughing his ass off

Your kids first word was doll from hearing dabi say it every minute of the day

So in the end you have two people call you doll instead of one

now why did I just see a full weiner...TWICE

I just got hit by the most universe starting cramps. I'm on the floor, writing my will, vomit pooling on the floor beside me. This is it. This is the end. Tell my cat I love her.

im sorry but what the ACTUAL FUCK. HOW THE FUCK AM I MEANT TO KNOW THIS?!

if you understand music theory, i am BEGGING YOU, help me.

guys i have a STAGE 1 psychology assignment due in 18 hours about Examining the Impact of AI on Brain Structures and Functioning. psychology says I need about 9 hours of sleep. school starts in 11 hours but I cannot sleep cause I have a drama performance tomorrow so I wont be able to submit it regardless.

anyway. what is more important? sleep or finishing the assignment with the knowledge you know have.

Why do my noodles smell like cat food?

holy shit

that was... hot

oh fuck, I'm doing it again

He is also slightly homophobic omg i am feeling very weird and awkward now

Finding out that my sisters boyfriend is lowkey racist is not what i expected to come from this excursion to get dinner but ig thats how it is thesw days. Damn. Gotta kill him now

Having a crush on your friend is so awful because u want to tell them so badly but you also dont want to ruin whatever you have you know???

And like im useless at feelings and judging how someone else feels but my sister told me that the banter we have is flirting???? And i didn't know?? Are all wlw this useless at the job or is it me?

Anyway, i think i might tell my friend about the crush because i shouldn't be a bitch (my sisters words not mine) and i think, THINK, they might like my back so we'll see how it goes???

Finals Week Mood 2

Just took anxiety medicine with an expresso

You know you're shipping trash when you read the synopsis for a new show and you're first thought is "I ship it" before you even started watching. Tbh, you'd be surprised how often this happens to me.

I really love the idea of Hajime and Izuru sharing a brain but instead of angst they get to talk about theories together :)

if i had a nickel for every ship between rivals where one of them dies on a boat by sacrificing himself while saying "hurry up and go" i would have two nickels

which isnt a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

You know that feeling when you write up a beginning chapter for a story you had a great idea for. Then you end up revisiting it like a year later and you suddenly get a bunch of ideas for it. Then after you write a whole page for it you go pack to the three full pages you already wrote and you reread it and you just... THERE'S SO MANY MISTAKES! Now you have to spend THREE FUCKING DAYS rewriting just about every fricking line and your eyes feel like there bleeding because its 2:27a.m. on a Thursday and you're not even done cause you still need to fix all the mistakes in the new pages, and your character is starting to get as self deprecating as you and your head is swimming because your Spotify playlist is a jumble of 60's up beat happiness to 00's weird ass pop punk and what even is your life, WHY THE FUCK IS THE FAIRY TAIL THEME SONG IN THERE?!... N-no? Just... Just me? O-okay, well um, yeah that's all. Thanks for your time!

Mom : "the food isn't that hot. "

The food :

I need horny asks in my asks and DMs asap…

Can be Dom, sub anything, PLEASE

got carried away and put too much detail into something that will barely be visible! So heres a zoom in because I think it's pretty good for digital. I'm still fresh to the digital world, so more realistic details like this that I would be able to do traditionally.... are hard. 😔

Can someone throw a coup over my brain so I can actually start working.

I'm getting nothing done and it's making me sad again

I saw a lot of fanart (falling in love on a daily basis, believe me), a lot of gorgeous art and this... My head and my heart can’t absorbe the beautifulness of this piece. Look at this bloody handsome snek!

Crowley is gorgeous in a way that defies reason. Not "in spite of being a demon," or in some kind of demonic or angelic way, he's just... himself. Something even better.