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Don't tell SCP 049
Day 5
Scp 035 was in one of the foundation's lounge rooms, having a pile of different objects next to him, seeming to be putting something together in the center of the room.
035: hm... needs more black paint... *starts going through the pile of stuff*
From the wall behind him a black portal apears and out the portal come scp 106. Half of his body exits the portal as he watches 035 pull out a black spray paint can from the pile and spray paint whatever it is he made.
106: uh... what... the hell... is that? *points at whatever 035 is making*
035: oh this?
In front of 035 is scp 173, partly spray painted black and half a plague doctor's mask covering over where their mouth would be. There was also a black cloth tied around 173's neck, simulating that of a cloak and a hood.
035: Why, I'm making a temporary replacement for the doctor.
106: *raises brow* ... why?
035: well you see here Larry, it's just not the same doing fun and outgoing things when there isn't anyone around to tell you to not do those fun and outgoing things. So, I've come up with a temporary solution!
106: ... by replacing the doctor with 173 in his clothing?
035: yes well technically mimicry of his hide or skin or however it's called. But yes! Pretty much old chap!
106: ... *looks at the sculpture* .... *then back at 035* ... you are aware 173 doesn't, oh I don't know... talk!
035: he doesn't have to! That's the beauty of it, because sometimes the doctor gives me the silent treatment anyways!
106: Ok? ... so, how is he just... staying in one place anyway this whole entire conversation?
035: oh! Because Jay is still ducked taped onto the ceiling from a few days ago still. *he points to the ceiling where 049-J is*
049-J: *staring intensely at 173 and sweating profusely* . . . C-Can I stop now please?
035: unless you wanna die by neck breaking... keep. Your. Damn. Eyes on him!
049-J: oh bother...
106: oh ya forgot we did that...
035: ya. *fimshes the spray paint on 173* and done! *takes a step back to view his work* What do you think!?
106: *looks at 173*
173: ...
106: ... well now he just looks like a peanut with a beak on it dressed in black.
035: close enough! Now! We just-
Just then scp-096 came walking into the room his back hunched over to get through the door; a paperbag accompanying him over his head to keep everyone safe from triggering his rage state.
035: ah! Shy! You just in time to meet the temporary replacement doctor!
096: ? *looks over at 173* ...
173: ...
096: ...
173: ...
096: ...
049-J: *struggling to keep his eyes open* ugh- *blinks* uh oh!
173: *is now a foot closer to 096*
096: *whimpers loudly and shaking his head in fear* *starts back tracking out the door into a speed walk*
035: damn it, Jay! I said don't blin-!
035: . . .
Suddenly the power goes out as a voice over the intercom lets everyone know that the power to the light would be temporarily shut down and that everything would be ok so long as the scps were in their cells. Once the lights turned back on, 173 had disappeared from the room. Everyone in the room had gone silent.
106: ...
049-J: ... I didn't do it!
035: ah crap.
The alarms then start to go off as the intercom changed to a voice of calm to panic.
Intercom: "Attention scp-173 has escapes containment! Currently it's uh- ... A-Am I reading this right? Uh... Currently dressed up as a... plague doctor?"
106: ...
035: ...
049-J: ...
035: ... Don't Tell Doc.
106: Yep.
035: can I go into your-
106: nope! *goes back into his pocket dimension*
035: ... sh*t! *runs out of the room*
049-J: uhm... hello? ... help...
Don't Tell SCP 049
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Don't tell Scp 049
Day 3
035, 106, 076, and 079 have found themselves in the foundation gym, they decided to mess around with the equipment out of boredom. 076 however thought it would be fun to see who could run 3 miles in just under 10 minutes. The mask willing to take Able up on that offer went first. 079 was keeping track of both miles passed and time.
035: *using an exercises bike* *out of breath* Where we at?
079: *has appeared in one of the gym T.Vs* *beeps* 0.7 miles. Time 1.45 minutes.
076: *groans* speed up faster mask! You'll never make it!
106: Ya come on! I thought you said you could make your host run as a fast as you want?
035: well I'm also decaying at the same time now aren't I!!!
076: *pulls out a megaphone amd puts it close to the mask's ear* three mile mask! Three miles Mask!
079: *beeps* 2 minutes 035.
079: Speed up faster maggot!!!
035: I'M TRYING B@#$!!!
106: *sitting by 035* ... *looks over at 035 with a smug grin on his face* Should we get food? What kind of food do you want-
035: shut up!
106: Oh! What if we-
035: OH GOD STOP TALKING TO MEE!!
106: oh! I have an idea! What if I snuck into the foundation dinning hall and we got some hotdogs?
035: AAAAAAAH!!!
5 minutes in
076: *checks the time on 079* Heh, your actually doing good for a mask. Your actually almost there.
035: *heavy breathing and keeps pedaling faster*
076: your breathing is getting better too.
035: *ignores and keeps going*
106: ... hehe. Hey Able I don't think he heard you- *grabs the megaphone and put it next to 035's ear* 035 your breathing is-
035: *smacks the megaphone away* I WILL F@#$ING KILL YOU!!!
076: *chuckles* Haha!
9 minutes in.
106: *still holding the megaphone* Oasis... Oasis... Oasis...
035: *Getting even more annoyed*
106: ... Oasissss-
079: *beeps* time. Total. *beeps* 9.13 min-
035: F@#$ING @$$HOLE!!!
106: What!? 035 you got 9.13!
035: AAAAH! *headbutts the wall*
4 minutes after.
106: ...
076: *arms crossed*
035: *has a bandage over a crack in the forehead part of his mask* I am sorry. I didn't mean to get mad. The pre-workout got me all hopped up, then there's the stain on 049's room carpet, the 05 councils's expectancies-
106: mhm.
035: the standards are pretty high.
079: *shifts the security camra to behind 035*
There is a midsized hole in the wall that 035 had created with his headbutt.
035: the stress just really got to me. And I'm sorry.
106: it's fine.
035: good, good... alright! *claps his hands together* Able your turn!
076: Heh! I'll show you all how a real warrior runs! *gets on the bike*
1 minute later.
The hole that 035 had made was now a much bigger hole that has breached through the other side of the wall, hitting and knocking out one of the unfortunate researchers stand unknowingly in the line of fire. The back wheel on the exercise bike had completely flew off, as it was unable to handle Able's speed and strength. The alarms blared through the site as the group of anomalies stared at the now massive hole in the wall.
106: ...
076: ...
035: ...
079: ...
076: ... Don't tell the bird-man?
035 and 106: Don't tell doc.
079: *beeps* agreed. *dispears off the monitor*
106: *disappears through the floor*
035: *books it out the door*
076: *jumps out the nearest Window*
Don't tell scp 049
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Don't Tell scp-049
Day 2
Day 2 of scp-049 being absent from site 19. While scp 035 and scp 076 are wreck havoc in the main area scp 106 decided to go and explore some of the other scp containment chambers, hoping to possably torment any anomalous creatures in his pocket dimension. However he end up finding himself in scp 049's empty containment chamber instead.
106: *peaks out of the wall* HEEEERES LAWRENCE- ... empty. Damn it! ... *looks around the cell*
The cell was a plain white room, a single cot on the left side wall of the cell, and a desk close by it, had several different tables with different test tunes and chemical sets, placed on them in a somewhat chaotic order, in the center of the other side of the room was seemed to look like a surgical area, there he saw a large overhead light above an operating table next to it a rolling cart, resting on top were some cleaned up surgical tools and by the wall next to the surgery area was a lone sink.
It then came to 106 that he was in the plague doctor's cell.
106: huh... *picks up one of 049's scalpels and fiddles with it* eh... I'll never understand why the doctor does this stuff... *looks down at the scalpel he's holding for a moment* . . .
Half an hour later.
106: *wearing a paper made plague doctor's mask and speaks in a mediocre french accent* HMMM YES PeStIlEnCe AnD DiSeAsEs! *sniffing sounds* WHOOP! I sEmLl PeStIlEnCe iN yOu! *swings the scalpel around* DYO YOU PORCELAIN B@#$! I SAID DON'T TOUCH MY SH*T! *starts waving his arms around in the air still holding the scalpel* EvErYoNe LiStEn To mE aNd EvErY eArFuLl AnNoYiNg CoMmAnDs I hAvE tO SaY cAuSe yOu IdIotS cAn'T dO sH*T RiGhT! *swings the scalpel around some more* LoOk aT mE AnD mY bIg @$$ BeAk FaCe AnD LiStEn To mY OUTRAGEOUS FRENCH ACCENT!!! VERY OUTRAGEOUS!!!
Scp 035 over hears yelling from 049's chambers and takes a peek inside the room to see what was going on, only to find 106 stomping around the plague doctor's cell wearing a poorly made plague doctor's mask.
106: HaVe NO FeAr DeAr PaTiEnTs fOr I! *tries to do a scalpel trick spin but nearly drops it* Oh sh*t- *catches it last second and lifts it in the air* AM THE CURE!!! NOW I WILL CURE THE PESTIL-
035: *leaning on the cell door* Nice impersonation attempt.
106: *freezes in place* . . . Uh... h-how long were you standing there for?
035: ... *pulls out a well made mask connect piece of a plague doctor's lower mask and puts it over the mouth part of his face* *starts talking in 049's voice* long enough to show you how to impersonate the good doctor properly.
106: ...
035: *smug energy* ...
106: ... don't tell the Doctor-
035: Don't, tell, Doc.
30 minutes later.
035: *still in 049's voice* pass me the scalpel, my dear good doctor.
106: of course good doctor. *passes 035 the scalpel*
035: *cuts something with the scalpel* pass the glue, now.
106: glue! *hands 035 the glue*
035: *glues something* and done! Our patient has been cured of the pestilence!
Sitting there on the plague doctor's surgical table was a bar of carved soap in the shape of what apear to be the shape of a platypus, with beak and limbs made from gluw and cut popsicle sticks.
106: ... I hate to use such language, but our patient looks like sh*t.
035: In your eyes maybe good doctor! But I think this surgery was a complete success! *stretches his arms out*
There was a sudden crash of shattering glass next to them.
106: O_O . . .
035: *is now the tragedy mask* . . .
Both turn to the left and looked down to see one of the plague doctor's test-tubes full of strange black liquid substince had spilled on the only carpet in the entire room.
035: *in his normal voice* ... oh that's not good.
106: *his normal voice and takes if his mask* OH YOU THINK!?? Why the hell does he have a single white f@#$ing carpet in his entire cell!?
035: oh that's an easy answer! Cause his feet hurt when he stands in a single spot for a long period of time when he does surgery, so he had them put a carpet next to his surgery table to-
106: NEVER MIND THAT! We gotta clean this sh*t up before anyone sees!
035: OK! Ok! Relax! I know where doc keeps his rags at! *goes to find a rag in one of the cupboards* Where the f@#$ did doc move the stupid-
106: hurry up!
035: SHUT UP I GOT IT! *grabs a rag* found it! *runs it under warm water in a nearby sink and starts cleaning the stain on the rug* Oh no, not the CARPET!!!
106: Doc is going to kiiill you!!!
035: *scrubs harder* ooh Doc is gonna kill me!
The black liquid doesn't go away, as it stains the rag as well.
035: Ooh WHAT HAVE I DOOOONE! OOOH NO, OH NO, OH NOOOO!
The stain doesn't go away and starts to get bigger as 035 continues to scrub at it.
035: OH I'M MAKING IT WORSE!!!
106: *starts laughing* oh this turned over quickly completely!
035: OOOH YOU @$$HOLE!!! You made this happen!!!
106: I DIDN'T MAKE YOU FLING YOUR CLUMSY @$$ HOST HANDS AT THE GLASS TUBES!!!
035: UUUGH! ... *looks up at the cell security camera* Oh Doc please don't watch the security footage please! Uuugh! It was all Lawrence's Fault!
106: I wasn't the one who broke his sh*t! That was you!
035: YA BUT YOU WERE IN DOC'S ROOM WHEN HE TOLD US NOT TOO!!!
106: YOU BROKE HIS SH*T! NOT ME!!!
035: YOU F@#$ING WENT INTO HIS ROOM FIRST!!!
106: OK! you know what! Let's just say 682 did this or something. I mean the doctor isn't gonna be back here in a week maybe the foundation will clean up his room or something.
035: *sighs* fine! Your right! Your right! *stands up and puts the rag in the sink and looks down at the mess* ... you think he'll notice?
106: *looks down at the stain as well*
The stain has became bigger and is nearly a gaint black blob on the carpet.
106: . . . No, I don't think he will...
035: ... Ok, so we both agree to never speak of this again?
106: agreed.
035: Don't tell Doc.
106: Don't tell Doc. *sinks into his pocket dimension portal on the ground*
035: *quickly leaves the room while whistling*
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Ssssssh!
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Don't tell Doc.
[Day 1] [currently Day 2] [Day 3] [Day 4] [Day 5]
Don't tell scp-049
Day 1
049 has been temporarily moved to another site for the week. Before leaving however 049 reminds every to not cause to much trouble while he's away, however two particular scps see this as a window of opertunity
035: *has a researcher host and is currently ductaping 049-j to the ceiling* Hehe!
076: *is helping by holding 049-j in place* *snickers*
049-J: *sweating profusely* ...Well this is quite the bother...
106: *just watching* *wheezes* Haha!
682: *walks in with 053 on his back*
053: *holding 079* Uhm... what are you guys doing?
035: ductaping Doc's werid little brother to the ceiling~.
076: Haha! *holding 049-J to the ceiling*
049-J: *bird screeching noises*
079: *beeps* request to ask, why are you two doing such an idiotic thing? *beeps*
076: cause it's funny and entertaining as hell! Haha!
053: and what about you? *points to the old man*
106: oh I just came to watch them torment the little bastard! *wheezes* Haha!
682: The doctor will surely be pissed at the two of you if he found out that you two were doing this to his werid little nuisance of a brother. Especially you, 035.
035: oh ya, that reminds me- Don't. Tell. Doc. About this *chuckles* he'll be very, very, very upset, so guys whatever you do. *puts more tape on 049-j* Don't. Tell. Doc!
053: ... He's gonna find out-
035: Don't. Tell. Doc!
106: he's gonna know, they have security footage here.
035: Don't. Tell. Doc- he doesn't watch any if the security footage!
079: *beeps* he helps me edit, a calculation of *whirling noises* *beeps* 20.7% of the security footage when the security team isn't around.
035: Well then. *turns to face one of the security cameras* Doc if you some how find out, I will repaint the ceiling and watch your crackhead brother for a week. *putting more ductap on 049-J*
106: you're both are so dead. *wheezes* but it's worth the watch at J's expense! Haha!
035: Doc's not gonna know!
049-J: He'll watch!
076: *ductapes 049-j's beak up* Silence smaller bird-man!
682: I live for the day that the plague doctor finally smashes you you into bits 035. Within a week is most likely the day he finally does.
035: he won't know! Just Don't tell Doc! It's perfectly fine. *finshes ductaping 049-J to the ceiling* there! *pats the tap down* finished!
076: *let's go and steps back chuckling* tiny bird-man is now the ceilings problem!
049-J is now ductaped to the ceiling of the site 19 break room. 049-J tries to break from his ductape imprisonment, but doesn't move an inch.
035: This is truly legacy!
076: Haha!
106: *wheezes* Haha!
682: *shakes his head with disappointment* Idiots... all of them. Idiots.
053: I feel bad for J...
079: *beeps* Don't feel to bad for him. He had this one coming. *beeps*
Hope you enjoyed day one of Don't Tell scp 049. Inspired by both "Don't tell Amy" from Unus Annus and one clip from scp explained when they literally said in there video with scp 049 and 096 where a reasercher said "Don't tell scp 049." And I was ha that kind of reminds me of when Mark was like Don't tell Amy. XD
Then I came up with this little idea. Yes there will be more of this all the way till day 7, so stat tuned for that! Oh and remember to stay safe and-
Don't tell Scp-049
[Current Day 1] [Day 2] [Day 3] [Day 4] [Day 5]
All the scps in site 19 are be relocated in a truck together to New Jersey after a failed containment breach caused the Site to explode.
035: *locked in a glass case* . . .
079: *sitting on a wheeled push cart* . . .
106: *is secured down* ...
076: *has his insta-kill collar* *grumpy* >=( ...
682: *in a tank of acid* *same* >=( ...
096: *has a bag over his head* *sad* *whimpers* ... *scoots slowly over next to 049* *whimpers*
049: *has his neck and wrist restraints on* *sighs and pets 096 and hums to it*
035: ... Hey Doc?
049: hm?
035: is this our vacation?
049: ... ya.
035: oh... *awkward pause* ... hey Doc?
049: what?
035: are we trash?
049: hm... kind of.
035: ooh... *is now sad too*
Everyone: . . .
079: . . . *beep* Conclusion. *beep* This sucks.
Hope you liked this werid family guy incorrect quote reference that my brain randomly generated out of no where!
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Scps 106 and 049 are chilling in one of the empty foundation cafeteria areas.
106: so that's when I- *sniffs the air* what's that... chemical smell?
049: *writing in his journal, not looking up from it* black spray paint.
106: what were you painting?
A black spray painted ball comes rolling into the cafeteria by their table.
035: *inside the ball* Oh, you think your so funny! Well, as soon as I find my way out, YOUR DEAD DOC-
049: *kicks ball into a spin*
035: *spinning aggressively in the ball* AHH!
106: *Wheezy laugh* HaHaHA!
Welp! Hope you guys liked my first short SCP headcanon, cause I'm gonna start making those now too. 😎👌
I don't like how it turned out ☠️
Почти не видно морду 106 ааа
Brb running to the nearest tesla gate
Old bastard says hello 🙃
106: I can’t believe mask was eaten by 11 billion crabs
049 deadpan: tragic
Ive had this tumblr for a little over a year now sooo thats cool these quotes are both pride themed and not
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Clef- I might have heterochromia but i am NOT heterosexual!
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106- i could fight doc! whats he gonna do? turn into daddy issues?
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jay- microwaved tea tastes like TV static
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035 on june first- I AM THE BITCH AND BASTARD MAN FOR I HAVE ALL THE BITCHES AND BASTARDS!
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thats it for now ive fallen out of the fandom sadly but i will still post on certan day im sorry for the sad end but :/
some of the best quotes from my discord
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106- Im about to kill a child using a dehydrated fetus
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Clef- Look at me... I'm wearing sandals im not ready for war
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049-jay- MY BONES ARE FULL OF ANTS?!
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Bright- I SWEAR! if they have to bleep out Eminem during the halftime show hes just going to sound like an EAS alarm!
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035- fame is 5% hard work and 95% is hanging out with hot people
Happy valentines here are some HCs and some quotes
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035- I love you because you are exactly like me and im the best!
049-
035-
049- thats a mirror
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096- I got like five boxes of chocolate i dont know why
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106- Valentines day is a scam
173- no date huh?
106-
173-
106- fuck you
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049-j- Roses are red Violets are blue im lonely on Valentines and so are you
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105- love is like Beauty and the Beast
035- love is what you are looing at right now
682- there is no such thing as love
035- I dont want to be evil anymore am baby
049- (talks to anyother man)
035- evil again
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106- candy cains are how folks practice blow jobs
106- (CRUNCH)
D boi- (fear)
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049-(shaking violently after killing their father)
049-Jay- damn sit down bitch the fuck you lookin' crazy for?
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hey do you guys want head cannons? i got a few
049-(after being woken up on christmas (or ever) I seek righteousness but ill take revenge
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035- for christmas i wanna punch god in the face
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106-(falling down the chimney) IM MR WHITE CHRISTMAS IM HIGH ON CRACK
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049-j-(holding the biggest tarantula) If youre cold theyre cold let them in
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Happy holidays dipshits
106- Im atheist
049- Im christian
035- Im FBI's most wanted!
035 or 106- Im just the guy with chines take out looking for other meth addics
049- Scientists are calling it 'The Heist of The Century'
106- Im calling it a typical tusday morning
106- Hi, i just lit a Baskin' Robins on fire
106- i found this new game whenever you're sad just take a drink
049- (from the other room) thats called alcoholism
poker night with scps
035-OK NO! YOU CHEATED! NO GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK
049-(ready to challenge 343) Is using math illegal?
106-(sitting on the floor laughing) UNDFYHUS G
682- (pure crystalized hate bass boosted)
079-i want nothing but death
096-(confusion)
173- PENDEJO!
049-j-(Calling for violence) BLOOD!
scps during pride month
035- (SHREAKING) I AM AT FULL POWER
reasurcher- so whos straigh?
049-(raises hand)
106-(putting Docs hand down) dont lie to yourself
096- i like rainbows
166 and mrs Sweety- THEIR SO PRETTY IT HURTS IM NOT TALKIN BOUT BOYS IM TALKIN BOUT GIRLS
Dr Clef and Dr wondertainment- (weaping tears of joy at his child)
682 and 079- (confused but supportive)
106-(dressed like freshy dip from gravity falls) Whats up my fellow youth? its me radical Larry lets go skate boad and do a vape, yes i too love comunism and bone men spooky! lets go play the overwatches and fortnights that will be totaly radical
(049, 035 and 106 babysitting 053)
053-(falls and starts crying)
106-(rolling around on the floor in tears from laughter) CIFBBFUEBFWIUSBABUUVSO
035-(trying his hardest not to laugh) A-pfh Are-heh- you? (wheeze) ok-AHHAHAHAHH
049-(abiut to have a full on fucking panic attac) STOP LAUGHING 682 WILL HAVE OUR HEADS!!!
106- what if the air we breath is really a drug that makes us see a dazed version of the world what when people take drugs and trip they see the real world and thats why their illegal.
049- Yeah ok sure but i need you to stop eating my medical cocaine
106- The mitochondria is the power house of the cell, but in october it becomes the frightochondria the haunted house of the cell
049- (in tears) I need a break
049- (in a bad german accsent) I AM ZE ANGRY BIRD GOD OF ZE BADLANDS!
106- (whispering) is he ok?
035- No
049- (At the top of his lugs) FHERE ME!