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Don't tell Scp 049
Day 3
035, 106, 076, and 079 have found themselves in the foundation gym, they decided to mess around with the equipment out of boredom. 076 however thought it would be fun to see who could run 3 miles in just under 10 minutes. The mask willing to take Able up on that offer went first. 079 was keeping track of both miles passed and time.
035: *using an exercises bike* *out of breath* Where we at?
079: *has appeared in one of the gym T.Vs* *beeps* 0.7 miles. Time 1.45 minutes.
076: *groans* speed up faster mask! You'll never make it!
106: Ya come on! I thought you said you could make your host run as a fast as you want?
035: well I'm also decaying at the same time now aren't I!!!
076: *pulls out a megaphone amd puts it close to the mask's ear* three mile mask! Three miles Mask!
079: *beeps* 2 minutes 035.
079: Speed up faster maggot!!!
035: I'M TRYING B@#$!!!
106: *sitting by 035* ... *looks over at 035 with a smug grin on his face* Should we get food? What kind of food do you want-
035: shut up!
106: Oh! What if we-
035: OH GOD STOP TALKING TO MEE!!
106: oh! I have an idea! What if I snuck into the foundation dinning hall and we got some hotdogs?
035: AAAAAAAH!!!
5 minutes in
076: *checks the time on 079* Heh, your actually doing good for a mask. Your actually almost there.
035: *heavy breathing and keeps pedaling faster*
076: your breathing is getting better too.
035: *ignores and keeps going*
106: ... hehe. Hey Able I don't think he heard you- *grabs the megaphone and put it next to 035's ear* 035 your breathing is-
035: *smacks the megaphone away* I WILL F@#$ING KILL YOU!!!
076: *chuckles* Haha!
9 minutes in.
106: *still holding the megaphone* Oasis... Oasis... Oasis...
035: *Getting even more annoyed*
106: ... Oasissss-
079: *beeps* time. Total. *beeps* 9.13 min-
035: F@#$ING @$$HOLE!!!
106: What!? 035 you got 9.13!
035: AAAAH! *headbutts the wall*
4 minutes after.
106: ...
076: *arms crossed*
035: *has a bandage over a crack in the forehead part of his mask* I am sorry. I didn't mean to get mad. The pre-workout got me all hopped up, then there's the stain on 049's room carpet, the 05 councils's expectancies-
106: mhm.
035: the standards are pretty high.
079: *shifts the security camra to behind 035*
There is a midsized hole in the wall that 035 had created with his headbutt.
035: the stress just really got to me. And I'm sorry.
106: it's fine.
035: good, good... alright! *claps his hands together* Able your turn!
076: Heh! I'll show you all how a real warrior runs! *gets on the bike*
1 minute later.
The hole that 035 had made was now a much bigger hole that has breached through the other side of the wall, hitting and knocking out one of the unfortunate researchers stand unknowingly in the line of fire. The back wheel on the exercise bike had completely flew off, as it was unable to handle Able's speed and strength. The alarms blared through the site as the group of anomalies stared at the now massive hole in the wall.
106: ...
076: ...
035: ...
079: ...
076: ... Don't tell the bird-man?
035 and 106: Don't tell doc.
079: *beeps* agreed. *dispears off the monitor*
106: *disappears through the floor*
035: *books it out the door*
076: *jumps out the nearest Window*
Don't tell scp 049
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Don't tell scp-049
Day 1
049 has been temporarily moved to another site for the week. Before leaving however 049 reminds every to not cause to much trouble while he's away, however two particular scps see this as a window of opertunity
035: *has a researcher host and is currently ductaping 049-j to the ceiling* Hehe!
076: *is helping by holding 049-j in place* *snickers*
049-J: *sweating profusely* ...Well this is quite the bother...
106: *just watching* *wheezes* Haha!
682: *walks in with 053 on his back*
053: *holding 079* Uhm... what are you guys doing?
035: ductaping Doc's werid little brother to the ceiling~.
076: Haha! *holding 049-J to the ceiling*
049-J: *bird screeching noises*
079: *beeps* request to ask, why are you two doing such an idiotic thing? *beeps*
076: cause it's funny and entertaining as hell! Haha!
053: and what about you? *points to the old man*
106: oh I just came to watch them torment the little bastard! *wheezes* Haha!
682: The doctor will surely be pissed at the two of you if he found out that you two were doing this to his werid little nuisance of a brother. Especially you, 035.
035: oh ya, that reminds me- Don't. Tell. Doc. About this *chuckles* he'll be very, very, very upset, so guys whatever you do. *puts more tape on 049-j* Don't. Tell. Doc!
053: ... He's gonna find out-
035: Don't. Tell. Doc!
106: he's gonna know, they have security footage here.
035: Don't. Tell. Doc- he doesn't watch any if the security footage!
079: *beeps* he helps me edit, a calculation of *whirling noises* *beeps* 20.7% of the security footage when the security team isn't around.
035: Well then. *turns to face one of the security cameras* Doc if you some how find out, I will repaint the ceiling and watch your crackhead brother for a week. *putting more ductap on 049-J*
106: you're both are so dead. *wheezes* but it's worth the watch at J's expense! Haha!
035: Doc's not gonna know!
049-J: He'll watch!
076: *ductapes 049-j's beak up* Silence smaller bird-man!
682: I live for the day that the plague doctor finally smashes you you into bits 035. Within a week is most likely the day he finally does.
035: he won't know! Just Don't tell Doc! It's perfectly fine. *finshes ductaping 049-J to the ceiling* there! *pats the tap down* finished!
076: *let's go and steps back chuckling* tiny bird-man is now the ceilings problem!
049-J is now ductaped to the ceiling of the site 19 break room. 049-J tries to break from his ductape imprisonment, but doesn't move an inch.
035: This is truly legacy!
076: Haha!
106: *wheezes* Haha!
682: *shakes his head with disappointment* Idiots... all of them. Idiots.
053: I feel bad for J...
079: *beeps* Don't feel to bad for him. He had this one coming. *beeps*
Hope you enjoyed day one of Don't Tell scp 049. Inspired by both "Don't tell Amy" from Unus Annus and one clip from scp explained when they literally said in there video with scp 049 and 096 where a reasercher said "Don't tell scp 049." And I was ha that kind of reminds me of when Mark was like Don't tell Amy. XD
Then I came up with this little idea. Yes there will be more of this all the way till day 7, so stat tuned for that! Oh and remember to stay safe and-
Don't tell Scp-049
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All the scps in site 19 are be relocated in a truck together to New Jersey after a failed containment breach caused the Site to explode.
035: *locked in a glass case* . . .
079: *sitting on a wheeled push cart* . . .
106: *is secured down* ...
076: *has his insta-kill collar* *grumpy* >=( ...
682: *in a tank of acid* *same* >=( ...
096: *has a bag over his head* *sad* *whimpers* ... *scoots slowly over next to 049* *whimpers*
049: *has his neck and wrist restraints on* *sighs and pets 096 and hums to it*
035: ... Hey Doc?
049: hm?
035: is this our vacation?
049: ... ya.
035: oh... *awkward pause* ... hey Doc?
049: what?
035: are we trash?
049: hm... kind of.
035: ooh... *is now sad too*
Everyone: . . .
079: . . . *beep* Conclusion. *beep* This sucks.
Hope you liked this werid family guy incorrect quote reference that my brain randomly generated out of no where!
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Dr. ■■■■: *walks into 035's chamber* ok 035 let's begin your- ... what the [REDACTED]?
035: *wearing a gamer headset, and is playing minecraft on an old computer* *turns around to Dr.■■■■* ...
Dr. ■■■■: ... I-
035: GET OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!
079: *switches screen* *whirl sound* *beeps* pls help me.
Dr.■■■■: . . .
LET'S GO CONTAINMENT BREACH LET'S GO
It is obligatory for any silly guys in containment game to have sentient ai. I dont make the rules.
New video on the channel!
This time I made an AI write a bad SCP fanfic for me and then I “animated” it on GMod.
Scientist-kun has a headache but he can't cure it, so he tries to use SCP-500 but there are no pills left. SCP-049 helps him and takes him to the hospital. SCP-079, who is an anti-vaxx mom, doesn't like that 049 is working on a vaccine to cure the keter-level virus desease, so he convinces the scientist to kill the doctor. Of course that didn't happen, and the scientist died instead in a very unexpected way.
Ok, this started off as a joke but now I kinda like it unironically. I put way too much effort on this, now I’m in love with it.
@incorrect-scp-cb-quotes You inspired me to make this.
I’m so sorry XD
poker night with scps
035-OK NO! YOU CHEATED! NO GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK
049-(ready to challenge 343) Is using math illegal?
106-(sitting on the floor laughing) UNDFYHUS G
682- (pure crystalized hate bass boosted)
079-i want nothing but death
096-(confusion)
173- PENDEJO!
049-j-(Calling for violence) BLOOD!
scps during pride month
035- (SHREAKING) I AM AT FULL POWER
reasurcher- so whos straigh?
049-(raises hand)
106-(putting Docs hand down) dont lie to yourself
096- i like rainbows
166 and mrs Sweety- THEIR SO PRETTY IT HURTS IM NOT TALKIN BOUT BOYS IM TALKIN BOUT GIRLS
Dr Clef and Dr wondertainment- (weaping tears of joy at his child)
682 and 079- (confused but supportive)