The Penguin - Blog Posts

I read a super cutee college AU fic recently so I wanted to draw my own little college designs hehe

redraw and re write of a comic i posted in march!!

if you remember what the Original post was, YOUVE BEEN HERE A WHILE HUH

Some art from camp last week.

(If you want to see all the art that is spesifically Invader ZiM art, it’s linked [HERE] )

You know what? I love this. I hope that the writers put that amount of thought into the show and the characters.

It also occurs to me quite suddenly that a future Batman writer is going to have Batwheels as their first introduction to the characters. That is going to be interesting...

Well, I didn't expect Batwheels to reveal that Penguin is apparently a singer. Or that he got music lessons as a kid and has this weird proclivity for liking music. But I guess it makes sense. It's a fun thing for the kids, but it also makes some sense for The Penguin. For one thing, music is sometimes seen as an upper class thing. Look at opera and everything. But also: a lot of Penguin's actors have been singers. Paul Williams had a whole career in that. Jess Harnell and Tom Kenny don't do music for a living, but they can sing if a show requires them to, Danny DeVito did a song for Disney's Hercules, etc. So it makes some small amount of sense, I suppose.

Okay I drew the Penguin and my oc

I was gonna draw the penguin but I got lazy

Ed gets on Oswald for being a child who throws tantrums when he doesn't get what he wants- but honestly? Oswald's probably the more emotionally mature of the two. Idk if this is a hot take but yeah.

sacrifice

what do you get the woman who has everything? | sofia falcone x reader ⋆⁺₊❅⋆ ⁺₊❆⋆

reader gives sofia a collection of special photos for christmas

warnings: NSFW, dom sub dynamic, pet names, reader calls sofia 'mommy', christmas mentioned

A/N: i pictured this to be pre arkham!sofia, please excuse how rushed this is i wanted it to be out before christmas :))

after a day of festivities, you sit by sofia on the lounge surrounded by the warmth of the fire. the soft lull of christmas music in your ear, the pile of gifts stripped of their wrapping paper taking up half the room, her warm skin against yours, it’s pure bliss.

“wait!” you exclaim hurriedly “i almost forgot one last gift,” your cheeks flushing as you unveil a small wooden box that was nestled under the tree. sofia’s eyes widen in fascination as she lifts the box from your hands. she cautiously opens the it, revealing the contents inside. “oh," she purrs, her voice low and sultry.

"what do we have here?" sofia asks playfully, her fingers grazing over the stack of polaroids. she pulls one out, holding it up to examine the image. her eyes filled with desire at the sight of you perched on your bed, wearing nothing but a scarlet lingerie set.

sofia sets the photo down and reaches into the box, pulling out picture after picture, each one revealing a different angle, a different pose, each more provocative than the last.

“come with me, princess,” she commands, practically leaping from her spot on the chair. taking you by the hand, sofia leads you through the maze of grand halls in the falcone residence, her heels clicking against the marble floors. once you enter her bedroom suite she closes the door behind her.

sofia sets the box down on her side table and turns to face you, a predatory glint in her eye. "strip," she orders, her voice stern, leaving no room for argument. "i want to see if you look as good in person as you do in these photos."

she grows impatient, watching as you remove each layer of clothing at an excruciatingly slow pace. your clothes pool at your feet leaving you completely naked and vulnerable. a soft, teasing current sweeps over you, sending a shiver down your spine, and she can't help but chuckle at the sight of how utterly helpless you seem.

sofia uses her hands on your hips as an anchor, guiding you to sit atop the bed. grabbing the box of polaroids from their place on the side table, she selects a photo, holding it up for you to see. "this one," she purrs, her free hand trailing down your body. "I want you to hold this pose for me. can you do that, tesoro?"

sitting back on her heels to watch you, she licks her lips as you lay down on the bed, your hair splaying out in tendrils behind you with your arms raised above your head. "perfect," she praises, her hand sliding between your thighs. "you're such a good girl."

“only for you, mommy” you snicker, writhing further into the bed. an amused smile slowly spreads across sofia’s face at the sound of those sweet words. she trails her hands down your body her fingers dancing over your skin, leaving a trail of goosebumps in their wake. sofia’s hand trails further down, nestling between your thighs, causing you to whine and your hips to buck. she circles your clit through the thin fabric of your panties, a husky moan escaping your lips “please sofia, don’t tease.”

she chuckles at your plea “i’m not teasing, i’m just getting started, princess” capturing your lips in a searing kiss - the kind that leaves you breathless and desperate for more. she breaks the kiss, her lips trailing down your neck, leaving behind a path of nips and bites.

finally her hand slips beneath your panties and a soft gasp escapes your lips at the sudden jolt of pleasure. without warning, she sinks two fingers in your cunt. sofia watches as you grind into her hand.

you look up at her, her dark eyes locked on yours as you slowly unravel. your moans fill the room as sofia works you over with her fingers “come on baby, let go for me.”

the sound of her smooth and sickly sweet voice is enough to send tou flying over the edge. your orgasm crashes over you, a wave of intense pleasure that leaves you gasping and shaking.

sofia crawls up your limp body, swallowing your moans in a kiss. she pulls back, a satisfied smirk across her face “merry christmas, princess” she hums.

THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEE

she can have me all tied up with a pretty bow for christmas 🫠

how i’m ending up if people i know irl find my tumblr:

me and my delusionship:

saw an edit of victoria neuman AND sofia a couple days ago and it was like christmas came early

I rewatched Birds of Prey yesterday and,,,,, Helena and Sofia are rotting my brain 🫣🫠

- darkfalcone

yesss omg your post put the sofia and helena duo in my mind so i had to do my annual rewatch of birds of prey 😭 side note: i had no idea françois chau (mr zhao) is also in birds of prey??

my thoughts on helena bertinelli x sofia gigante x fem!reader:

sofia and helena are similar in many ways; they both come from infamous italian crime families, have overcome several hardships, and are both infatuated with you.

considering they’re both the products of very affluent families they’re definitely not accustomed to sharing - especially not you. but after a tiff regarding who would ultimately be allowed to ask you out they settled on a better option.

somehow, after a night of one too many dirty martinis at roman’s club, you found yourself stumbling into the back of a black g wagon with two dark-haired women and eventually, back to sofia’s stately home.

they exchange a playful look at each other before turning to face you, taking in your vulnerable position on the couch. “what do you suggest we do with her, helena?”

helena circles around behind you, trailing her fingers along your exposed shoulders “i think we should have some fun with her,” she proposes.

you savour the feeling of their hands on your skin as they expertly work to remove your clothes; every touch amplified by how fuzzy your head is from the drinks.

they both have insane family issues so that’s mommy and daddy right there. they hate to admit it but hearing you call them that riles them up even more than it does you.

they love to watch your cheeks flush as they shower you with praise like “look at her, being so good for mommy and daddy,” or “you just looked far too pretty, we had to take you home,” their voices sickly sweet.

yet they love watching you fall apart even more. mocking how pussy drunk you look, chuckling “troia” under their breath at how your legs fall open for them. blindfolding you and making you guess who’s eating you out just to punish you regardless of whether you get it right or not.

a little something about sofia taking maroni!reader as payback for alberto because i will keep this fandom alive so help me god!!

sofia has had you captive in her house for only a matter of hours but as the the minutes tick away, it feels closer to weeks. it’s only natural that you get on each other’s nerves, it’s in your blood.

the both of you are stubborn, holding onto your family’s pride and power, but something deeper is simmering between you.

tired of you spitting insults, sofia steps towards you, her voice dropping dangerously low. she roughly grabs your jaw “what… am i going to do with you, the maroni’s little princess.” you scoff, refusing to even look her in the eye.

sofia tightens her grip on your jaw, her dark eyes boring into yours. "don't you dare give me sass, you ungrateful bitch," she seethes, her eyes boring into yours. suddenly, her face drops. “you’re lucky i’m patient enough to wait for your scum family to retrieve you,” her voice low and almost seductive, “i could have put you six feet under by now.”

everything move she makes leaves you more confused. the way she looks at you, it’s cold and cruel but there’s warmth in her eyes. “looks like this little plan of yours didn’t work, sofia,” you smirk, teasing her.

“fucking hell,” she releases her grip on your jaw, beginning to pace back and forth “i underestimated how irritating you’d be.” stopping in front of you her face changes - an expression a mix of confusion and something else - something almost vulnerable.

"i don't know what i'm supposed to do with you," she admits, more to herself than to you. "keeping you here, isn’t working out the way I thought it would." she snaps, her hand coming up to grab a fist full of your hair and you flinch - anticipating another round of slaps to your cheek, or perhaps she’d strangle you like the news said she did to those other women.

instead, she does something completely unexpected.

sofia's lips crash against yours, the suddenness of the kiss catching you off guard. you sit frozen but then, instinctively, you find yourself responding to her kiss, your lips moving against hers. her grip on your hair tightens and she brings her free hand up to hold your chin.

when she pulls away, it leaves an unpredicted spark of emptiness in your stomach. you struggle to catch your breath, small gasps of air pushing past your now swollen lips.

“what was that about my plan not working out?" she coos with wicked smile playing at the corners of her mouth. “think you'll find that i’ve got you right where i want you, princess."

can’t stop thinking about a romeo and juliet style forbidden romance/enemies to lovers with maroni!reader and sofia 😖

thought of this too late and it’s not even funny anymore 😐

guys let’s be fr even if she makes it out of arkham sofia’s dying of lung cancer the second she does

sugarmommy!sofia | headcannons

warnings: ooc-ish sofia, suggestive-ish content (18+), dom/sub dynamics, fem!reader, use of 'mommy' and pet names, mentions of cigarettes + markings

A/N: just a little scrap for anyone desperate for sofia content (me)

❤︎ sugarmommy!sofia who’s busy running an empire so she just hands over her card and lets you go crazy

❤︎ when she's not busy she'll allocate an entire day dedicated to spoiling you

❤︎ before arkham she's tender and sweet gifting you a "just because" tennis bracelet and a soft kiss to start your day

❤︎ but AFTER arkham let's just say the gifts are of the adult variety and she makes you earn your reward

❤︎ "uh uh" she tuts, shaking her head "don't 'ya think you should show mommy you deserve it, baby?"

❤︎ she loves showing you off as her pretty little arm candy at galas or dinners

❤︎ you're hers and hers only, and she likes to remind people of this. trailing markings of all kinds across your skin - from the typical hickey on the collarbone to even burn marks from her cigarettes or red hand prints over your ass

❤︎ we know she has impeccable taste meaning she loves to sit outside of the changing room to give you her opinion on every piece

❤︎ oh i know she makes you put on a little show, getting a kick out of how you squirm at her demands like "spin for me darling" and fluster when she compliments you

❤︎ spontaneous "vacations" to italy, st barts, you name it, when both of you know she just needs to get out of town because she pissed someone off

❤︎ she makes one of her men follow close behind you in a car when you walk anywhere in the city - after all, you are precious to her and wearing $100k of designer goods around a city like gotham probably isn't the best idea

❤︎ sofia lost so many people she doesn't understand why you'd stay if not for the money

❤︎ you can see the cogs turning in her head when you tell her you want to be hers for good not just some sugar baby

mine | dark!sofia gigante x reader

sofia cant bear to live without you so when you threaten to leave her, she takes matters into her own hands

A/N: hi!! this is my first ever post eek - i got tired of refreshing the sofia x reader tag only to see like 4 posts 😔 if you have any requests or constructive criticism please lmk! (if you saw me post this days ago then delete it no you didn’t)

warnings: new writer, fem!reader, kidnapping, restraints, kissing, alcohol, pet names, suggestive material (17+)

the pulse of your own heart draws you from your sleep, your tired eyes met with the familiar sight of the dimly lit sitting room of the falcone mansion. you make a fruitless attempt to hoist yourself from whatever seat your on, only to be stopped by the restraints binding you hands at your back and ankles to the chair.

you can feel the warmth of the fire place just behind you, its flickering light casting shadows across the room, when a figure dressed entirely in black approached from your left. even in the darkest of rooms, you could recognise sofia.

she pulls up a chair in front of yours, elegantly crossing her legs as she sits.

tracing your jawline with her nail, "don't you remember?” she cocks her head “last night when you threatened to leave me... i couldn't bear the thought of losing you."

your mind can’t help but wander to the night in mention.

“sofia,” your lips tremble in the search for the right words “i can’t do this anymore. i can’t act like i don’t see the things you’re doing and i can’t act like they don’t bother me” with the little strength you have you turn in the direction of the door when sofia stops you, grabbing at your upper arm. you can feel her nails digging into your flesh as her gaze locks onto yours “y/n, you know i did this for us baby. i need you to understand that.”

the memories from that night seem hazy, slipping through your fingers.

she leans in close, her hot breath breaking you from your trance “so i decided we needed so alone time, just you and me.” you look up at her, tears welling in your eyes, the reality of your situation crashing down on you.

sofia straightens up, smoothing down her black silk nightgown. “oh don’t look at me like that, y/n. everything’s taken care of. now we can focus solely on us."

she smiles, but there's a coldness in her eyes "isn't that what you wanted, y/n? for me to show you how much you mean to me?”

“then why did you do those things sofia?” you practically spat.

“well we can’t have our perfect little life with monsters like my family in the way, can we?” she stands, sauntering to the fireplace and pouring herself a glass of wine from a bottle on the mantle.

“but they were your family-

“no. you are my family.” she turns to face you, eyes glinting dangerously in the firelight. "they were evil, just like my father. They deserved what they got." she takes a sip of her wine, tilting her head. "just like you deserve to be here with me, where you belong."

she sets her glass down, walking towards you with predatory grace and takes your jaw in her warm hand. it’s so strange how easily you can fall back into old habits, melting to putty in her palm.

“will you forgive me, princess?” before you can process a response you find yourself looking up at her through doe eyes, eagerly nodding.

she leans in, brushing her lips against yours in a tender kiss. suddenly, you’re overcome with need as the kiss becomes desperate. sofia’s lips move hungrily against yours. “please untie me sof, ‘wanna touch you” you plead.

she pulls away, seemingly satisfied with how easy you submit to her. she reaches behind you, unbinding you wrists before before working her way down the restraints at your ankles. as you wrap your arms around her neck, she guides you to your feet in a swift motion.

“i’m gonna take such good care of you, tesoro” she purrs, pulling you close against her “all you have to do is be mine.”

i 🩷 my crazy gfs who have big brown eyes that take up half of their face

currently trying to find peace in the fact that the penguin is set in like 2022 so hypothetically by 2024 selina could have helped sofia out of arkham so they could beat the shit out of oz and sofia can live happily in italy

MY INNOCENT ANGEL GET HER OUT NOWWWWW!!

☹️

that was seriously some of the craziest shit i’ve ever seen

just got a new look at sofia in the final episode and omg…

I’m mentally ill

Happy Valentine's Day to this charming and gorgeous man btw can we talk about how handsome he looks here?