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asexual dirty talk be like "ah yes fill my sphincter with your biological material, please" "oh! what an impressive reproductive organ! i am truly impressed"

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wow the amount of liquid coming from your vigana reminds me of separating egg yolks

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- father

- dude no

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- do you feel good

- i feel kinda sweaty to be honest but uh go on

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I kinda wanna write smth with those dialogues

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let's experience the release of dopamin together I am very close ❣️

me and the other 3 best jeanist fans pls stand up

What if i knew where you lived and happend to have a gun on hand?

I would use my giant gundam to kill you first

Thanks for asking tho! :)

I LOVE YOU. I NEED TO FIND YOU

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO THIS PERSON IS!?

for context ever since I started my account this person had been reblogging all my stuff and I don't know who they are

I think I have a stalker and I don't know how to react 😰

endogenic syscringe alterrace introjects when you go by only one set of pronouns and laugh at jokes about lean instead of cancelling them for not trigger warning drug use and styrofoam cups and ice:

To everyone who said that there was a difference between the bishops and Narinder. Not anymore.

Saw someone hating on my tumblr and ao3 on twt bc of Aoyama x Aizawa omg.... they want me...

I will always support a hot woman

Ecosocialist praxis

Isn't it weird that characters that are so different could have the same voice actor?

For example, take a look at these two:

I know guys, trust me. I never would have guessed it was the same voice actor either but those are the facts.

Our minds = B L O W N

somebody slap me if i procrastinate my plan tomorrow its literally so i can catch up in one class within the week dear god if i don't follow through with this plan i'm dropping out

So like just a thought butttt, in season 4 nighteye used his quirk to see if izuku and all might die. But izuku didn't die and instead nighteye died, and all might isn't dead yet but nighteye is. So maybe not the best idea to see how people die. Considering he died before both of them after he saw how they died. Now don't get me wrong I liked nighteye as a character and was sad when he died but I can't help but laugh at this since I'm rewatching bnha for the 3rd time and I thought of this. I don't actually believe that this has any connection btw, I'm just making a joke

horribly late to april fools day,,sorryy!! this was joke art though

Is this a cowinky dink? I don't think SOOOOOO

I mean.... LMKGFK

I got bored leave me alone 😔

"Oh princey, I'm in danger!" Baldis says as he leans against a line on a sticky note.

This is a joke btw I-I don't mean it... 😰

Y/N (I drew this as a joke )

The first image is Her during the day/at her job

The second one is her at the party her werewolf Mafia boyfriend Jake took her too

We found Gojo!

Come on, guys, franky is the clear winner of being the goat

I see that rainbow, and that pose. You're not fooling anyone AFO.

HAPPY AFO REWIND DAY

One of my key moments in life

(Katsuki is a senior while Izuku is a junior so SUPER SENIOR KATSUKI)

Canadians:

Uhh I don't think this is going to comfort anyone, Sonic.

"Daddy issues? Well, duh, how would I be the coyote cowboy I am today if I had a stable relationship with my father?"

I say as my therapist slowly nods her head and scribbles something down on her clipboard.

This is so Hannigram coded

took a nap earlier. had a dream i posted "youre a transmasc waiting for top surgery, im a cannibal, lets arrange something mutually beneficial" and i had a thousand positive responses. then i woke up and fried some rice and watched smosh

i volunteer to be the hostage, because if he gets traded i'm going to kms anyways, so it might as well be to send a message!

if mitch marner doesnt get to stay with the leafs im killing the hostage

Around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, 💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺

The squad

Dad: "Don't Mediate."

Also Dad: "Btw can you ask your Mom if she can pick you up here at XX:XX am/pm"

ALSO Dad: "Can you figure out a time you can get exchanged?"

Also, you mean to tell me that I am the only one who saw Aguma and Dynamis as a ship??? Them. THESE TWO. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

If it wasn’t for Dynamis’s gay, non gender conforming ass, then Aguma would have never joined them. He took one look at the prophet and immediately fell for him. And I was the only one who thought... GAAAAAAYYYYYY

(Why do they look like proud parents in the second pic?)

Hey!

HEY!!

Start asking me things and making requests 'n stuff or I WILL turn you all into lightbulbs <3

Already have, they’re called followers and they do this thing of liking the things I made for me and my friends alone.

You made a post on Tumblr.com and now you must face the consequences