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How is Jon's skin SO BAD that the homegirl made of PLASTIC has to point it out like damn use some Vaseline or something at least
So, I hate Elias Bouchard with a burning passion. He hurt poor Melanie, he hurt poor Martin, light of my life, committed multiple MURDERS (even if Leitner kinda deserved it, the rest PROBABLY DIDN'T), and overall, traumatized the entire cast just by existing.
Imagine my joy to hear him getting beaten at the end of season 3.
As many of my friends say: "Better than an orgasm."
"I don’t quite get those two. I suppose what they’ve done, seeing what they’ve seen… it’s a hell of a bond." I thought that with the Eye's power you would be better at seeing things like this one
But then again, you haven't seen how much Martin's been trying to get closer to you, so I should've expected that.
THEY'RE GAY, ARCHIVIST-
God, Basira, I just want to hug the shit out of you.
"How the hell did I end up having to save the world?" Dear I don't have the slightest clue, other than Elias Bouchard being a dick and involving you and your girlfriend into this mess.
Melanie being awkward is adorable, but then she monologues about her violent tendency and thoughts against Elias...
I am worried.
Like, Miss King, please, PLEASE. I know Elias Bouchard is, as you said, and asshole, but please don't.
I know that at least two entities feed on violence and FUCK I DON'T WANNA LOSE ANYONE TO THEM-
"Good luck, John. I do hope you win." Good Melanie! :)
"...But I also hope it hurts." Bad Melanie! :(
I love every single Martin interaction.
EVERY SINGLE ONE.
Baby! Dear! Don't worry! It's normal to feel scared!
"I need them to be safe, I need him to be okay. So-sorry, umm." Don't say sorry, dearie, you just made my day, don't say sorry-
Oh, okay Daisy, good talk. :)
Getting ready to kick some plastic ass!
God, seeing Tim this fiery and passionate is SO GOOD, but, as I said for Melanie, PLEASE DON'T DO DUMB SHIT.
"I’m gonna hurt them, though. I’m gonna hurt the thing that stole my brother and wrecked my life." UHHHH, TIM?! PLEASE DON'T DIE-
"I’m the distraction. If it looks like any of the circus folk, mannequins, whatever, are gonna see the others, I’m to make the biggest mess I can, draw them away, keep them busy." TIM, LOVE, YOU'RE NOT GONNA DIE TODAY, ARE YOU?!
"I don’t expect I’m going to be coming back from this. I don’t know if I want to."
TIM NOOOOOOO-
"You, you know what, no. I’m, I’m done with that. No more paranoia. It’s almost got me killed more than once, and Georgie was right. If I am, uh, slipping then I need people I can trust. And I… I don’t think that can happen naturally for me an-anymore, so I’m making a decision. I trust them. All of them."
YES ARCHIVIST, YES!
"Ex-except Elias, obviously, that’s not – I mean – I’ve listened to the tapes."
OH LOOK AT YOU, BEING SMART AND WHOLESOME FOR ONCE!
I'm in an episode 111 mood...
*squeaky voice* Jonathan's discovering stuff! I'm so proud!
I can't even get angry at a wrong pronunciation as I usually would, I physically can't.
Everytime he says something in italian wrong I just say: "No sweetie❤️".
And everytime he says something right I just go into cardiac arrest.
So um,,, loving the enthusiasm here Mrs. Jude Perry, but burn the dumb little archivist again...and, seeing how much you love the heat, I will drown you in a pool of ice.
So...just started season 3 of The Magnus Archives...so...