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Rise of TMNT & TMNT ‘12 Incorrect Quotes

Rise of TMNT

For fun, the turtles are doing a brownie cooking competition. Splinter, April, and Draxum are the judges and are about to announce thewinner.

Splinter: Our first brownie, without a doubt, is Mikey’s peanut butter brownie.

*Everyone claps and cheers, though with less enthusiasm from Donnie and Leo*

Mikey: Wow, there’s so many people to thank, first of all, my parents, everyone who believed in me- how much time do we have? We can- we can move on, I’m sorry.

April: Everything else sucked compared to Mikey, for real.

*Everyone starts laughing*

April: I mean. If Mikey is over here, you guys are not even in this room.

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Rise of TMNT 

Leo and Mikey are having a spitball contest to see how many they can land in a cup.  None of them have gotten a point. Mikey goes first and misses then Leo goes and gets his first point.

Leo: Yeah!! Did that go in? [checks cup] Yeah.

*Mikey goes again and nearly hits Leo. He misses*

Leo: OMG.

*Mikey spits out a second one but still misses*

Leo: How did you produce another one?

*Mikey laughs*

Leo: Where did that come from?

Mikey: I had two in my mouth.

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TMNT 2012

Donnie asked Mikey to do a timed multiplications test for a study. Mikey has trouble and is mentally exhausted by the time the timer goesoff.

Mikey: [hands over test] Alright, just grade the whole thing then we’ll talk about it.

Donnie: Okay, cool.

Mikey: [heavily sighs with a hand on his head] Aww man, that was so stressful.

*Donnie starts laughing*

Mikey: Genuinely, so stressful.

Donnie: I don’t know what- I just think you built it up in your mind.

Mikey: Well, because-

Donnie: [looks at paper] Oh.

Mikey: [laughs] Don’t worry about it, we’ll talk about it after.Just- Just grade it.

*Donnie stares at paper in utterbewilderment*

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TMNT 2012

Mikey and Casey are making pizza together and, as they waitfor the pizza to cook, they fool around.

Casey: Do the dance of Italy.

Mikey: [starts dancing] The dance of Italy! Howowo! It’s thedance of Italy!

*Casey joins in*

Both: Howowowo! It’s the dance of Italy! Howowowo! It’s the dance of Italy! Hoowowowo!

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TMNT 2012

Mikey, Raph, and Casey are going to cook together, and Mikey wants to do a funny intro.

Mikey: We are here to conquer cake once and for all. Introducing Casey “the Raph” Jones & Raph “the Casey” Jones. Together they make Rasey!

Casey & Raph: Nooo! Nooo!

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Rise of TMNT

Raph and Mona Lisa(oc) are meeting for the first time. Mona Lisa has Draxum pinned by the throat and Raph is trying to negotiate with her.

Raph: Y’know, if killing the Kraang is your sole purpose, I don’t think this is the best way to go about it. But here’s the point, he betrayed the Kraang and they are coming back for him. And when they do, that’s when you [makes the cutting your neck gesture]

Mona: Why would I put my finger on their throat?

Raph: [confused] What? Oh, no, it’s a symbol. This is a symbol for you slicing their throat. 

Mona: I would not slice his throat. I would cut their heads clean off.

Raph: It’s a general expression for you killing someone. [talking to a fellow alien] You’ve heard of this, you’ve seen this, right. Y’know whatthat is.

Alien: Yeah. [sees Mona glare at them] No. No.

Wow, this really would’ve had me crying for at least ten full minutes two years and some odd months ago. Huh.

To wipe out half of the universe with the snap of his fingers

This is the best thing I’ve woken up to a while.

MJ: Hey don’t forget about Spider-idiot. Ned and I have split custody over him.

Ned: He’s an idiot white boy but we still love him.

Peter:

*Wong showing Rhodey around the sanctum*

Wong:  This is the Wand of Watoomb. This is the cloak of Levitation. This is my idiot white boy.

Stephen: 

Rhodey: Oh you got one too? There’s my idiot white boy over there.

Tony:

Thor: Wait

Quill: What?

Thor: Just wait

Quill: WAIT WHAT?!

Thor: *grabes a snake*

Quill: Really?

Thor: Loki, I know it's you

Quill: Thor.

Thor: Please, Loki

Quill: For the last time:

STOP THINKING THAT ALL THE SNAKES ARE YOUR BROTHER!

Thor:

Thor: As I was saying, Loki...

Quill: *facepalm*

Need less to say groot never tried anything else after that :v

Also pardon the weird cropping I cut out a lot of mistakes

truly a love hate relationship :D

about to finish some Wolverine fam stuff but now I’m split on drawing some guardians of the galaxy stuff or some avengers/stony stuff so imma let yall beef it out

time for a marvel dump :D thought I’d draw some marvel fluff because I’ve been going through it while finally watching Wanda vision and READING OLD MAN LOGAN MY GOD:( anyhoo stay tuned for some wolverine fam art later :D

Reacting to a kidnapping attempt part 3:

Guardians of the Galaxy edition

Quill

Gamora

Drax

Rocket

Mantis

Groot

Nebula

Watch out Marvel Rivals players, I’m boutta start playing this shit

You won’t see me coming (I fucking suck at video games and will probably end up running into a wall)

Guardians of the Galaxy is the story of a Racoon who flies a space ship and it had me sobbing on the floor.

It’s about outcasts, overcoming abuse, learning to love yourself and those around you.

It’s about forgiveness and guilt and family.

It’s about all the ludicrous little details surrounding life that make it bearable.

…I just really like the fucking raccoon ok?

The way I wept every time Rockets friends were onscreen knowing it could only end in tragedy.

Tony : God, if only someone loved me…

Stephen : *standing behind hum with roses*

Bucky : *holding box of chocolates*

Quill : *has balloons and a card*

Pepper : *facepalms* This is sad.

way to break your old man’s heart kids ;)

“This is interesting. Chris is about to drop the orb. This is totally real. This was not planned. Chris actually dropped the orb, and then he, of course, recovered it with humour; but he actually dropped the orb. That was not planned, at all.”

Can we talk about Star Lord's grandfather for a moment?

The dude watches his daughter die, and then his grandson, who he was supposed to take in, just fucking disappears immediately after. And he never sees him again.

They never address this. The poor man. He lost fucking everything in the space of seconds.

I need to see a reunion here, please.

T'Challa ia crying, Wanda is crying, Parker is scared and Drax is like fuck this shit.

The Soul World Paradox

Summary: Peter Parker wakes up in the new place to him. Quickly he finds out that he is trapped in the soul world among other heroes that were affected by snap of Thanos’ fingers.

Warnings: none!

Words: 1767

Authors: Beast

Request by: @kastrup-sofie Request: I have a request Action takes place at Soul Stone. After IW all avengers and heroes who were wiped away from Earth, meet there and they accuse each other of things that happened. And, f.e. Quill screams at Strange, Spidey think Bucky is Jesus and he is Heaven, T'Challa cries after his sister and Okoye Something funny ^^

There was nothing but darkness all around him.

Second later, he heard some voices.

A sudden thought ran through his head; he knew some of the voices.

He slowly opened his eyes. At first, he blinked few times, giving his sense a time to get used to the lightness.

He saw a blurry figure that was leaning towards him.

“Are ya okay, kid?” asked a strong, deep voice.

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Everyone in Infinity Wars gonna be complaining about how hard these last few years have been for them until Thor rolls up with no hair, no hammer, and one eye. 

@monthly-challenge 2024 | Day #15: Dancing

Some of my favorite dance scenes in fiction

who wants a marvel

ship??

rules!

- it can be anonymous or not, your choice

- send your gender(?), sexual preference, height, appearance and traits you possess! hobbies and things you enjoy!

easy peasy :)

i’ll tell you who i ship you with out of the marvel bunch!

tags:

AVENGERS INFINITY WAR

Ben 10 x marvel questions

What would happen if ben tried to clone MCU Mantis's DNA? since she's like, half planet god and half whatever the other is (I looked on the wiki and it didn't say :[ )

Would he get mantis but like in a peak form, would he only get one part of the DNA?

Are Celestials even clone-able with the omnitrix?

Same goes for MCU starlord, would he get a stronger form of starlord or would it separate due to them being hybrids?

Has ben ever cloned a hybrid before?

What if he tried to clone rocket's DNA, would he get a normal raccoon or would get all "modifications" that rocket had done to him?

Could Ben clone mutants to get their powers or would it not work since they're still humans in a way? Same applies for mutates since they weren't born with their powers

Could Ben clone Adam's DNA?

I have just tons of questions

Mmmmm pretty 🎶❤️

Stark wonder what’s going on,  and Quill just want to date Steve’s Exboyfriend (x

THEY ARE TOO CUTE

I LOVE THAT MATCHING SPACE OUTFIT

GET TOGETHER IN MCU PLZ

Have some sketchy Peters saving the universe

Proof that Peter Maximoff and Peter Quill would be best friends if they ever met:

1. Bonding over daddy issues, both of which are complete psychos.

2. Love of music. They would listen to their Walkmans non stop together. Plus the fact they listen to music while on serious and dangerous missions can be added bonding moments.

3. Having had to break their dad (adopted or not) from prison is bound to have them comparing tactics.

4. Similar decade and childhood culture means they would be able to understand references the other makes.

I just like the idea of them being friends.

disclaimer: Art is not mine, credit to artists.

Mon beau chaoui, Rocket Raccoon, Rocket Kivashi, the Future Mr. Rocket Kivashi-Quill being the absolute thirstiest mother fucker over his gal Petra Jane Quill.

Rocket in any romantic relationship he gets into. (He’s the one being carried.)

Just Petra hanging out with Tony Stark…

You know you have a problem when you see the gang everywhere. Tell me you don’t see this too.

Bear= Drax

Fox= Gamora

Raccoon= Rocket

Bunny= Peter

Squirrel= Mantis

Bluejay= Nebula