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Sasuke Sarutobi NSFW headcanons

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Sasuke is a complete sweetheart overall. Big spoon vibes. Would shower any skin he can reach with small kisses and praise you for how well you did.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favourite body part of himself is his abs honestly. It may seem a bit shallow but it shows the strength he’s gained in this era and how he can protect you. Plus you think they’re hot

His favourite body part on you would be your collar bones. Just seeing them littered with bite marks and hickies is a massive turn on, and if they’re not marked up they soon will be.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Prefers to cum on your back or tits. Just seeing you covered in it is so attractive to him. Especially if you put some on your fingers and lick it off-

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Really wants to gag you and tease you. Also thinks getting walked in on would be hot.

“What’s all that noise for now huh? I put this gag in so you’d be quiet, baby. You want everyone in Kasugayama to hear you huh?”

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Not too experienced but oh my god he figures it out quick. Every night he methodically goes through every pleasure point he knows of and teases you til your begging for him to ‘please touch me Sasuke, please, I need it’

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He loves when you ride him, a bit basic, but him having to stop himself from cumming instantly when he sees your tits bouncing while you’re clenched around his dick.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

We all know he’s a nerd, would start off serious but will crack jokes if he finds a good opportunity. 100% will be some that’s what she said jokes

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He doesn’t really do much, the lack of experience means that he never really felt the need. Plus the equipment for shaving during the era was a little more risky than a disposable razor-

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

The first few times he’s definitely romantic as anything, he wants to make you feel as good as possible in any way he can but if you prefer it a bit on the spicier side he is more than willing

“You fucking slut, was my dick not good enough before? You’ve got to have my hand around your throat don’t you.”

I stand by the fact that he is a hard dom in the moment but soft Dom anywhere else.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Whenever he’s horny and you’re not around. Or he’d find you along with the nearest semi private place. He’s used to doing it himself so he will if he has to but you ruined masturbation for him since he knows he has you waiting for him later.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Degradation 100%. The sweetest and softest man out there would come up with the filthiest names for you. Cock drunk slut, filthy whore and my pretty needy slut just to name a few of his favourites

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere he can with a few exceptions. For all he is a private man, when he’s horny, he needs you right now. He, again, enjoys the thrill of being caught so anywhere kinda public is still fair game.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

It doesn’t take much to make him horny, but he does love it when you wear perfume since he’s so sensitive to smells. Also when you look innocent, he just sees you and instantly thinks how cute you’d look while getting railed or bouncing on his cock.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Not into anything like food play, just not his vibe. His scientist brain doesn’t allow him to ignore the hygiene issues.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Prefers giving but doesn’t mind receiving occasionally. When he’s giving he would 100% continue till you’re gripping his hair tightly and begging him to stop or keep going till you pass out. Receiving on the other hand would start gentle but always ends with him fucking your face.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast and rough for definite. He can be slow and sensual if the mood is right but when he’s horny he needs you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He loves them, anytime, anywhere, if he needs you he’ll drag you to the nearest unused corridor or storage room and fucking rail you. Sometimes he just wants to taste you though, so you end up with him on his knees in front of you. If he’s feeling particularly mean he won’t let you cum, leaving you needy for him all day.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He’s always down to experiment, he studies science and he knows that for the best results, all variables must be tested. So he’s basically down for anything you suggest

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He normally aims for 3 rounds but if he's teased you all day you both go longer just to satisfy the neediness that had dragged throughout the day.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He tends to use toys on you rather than himself, especially in the future. He absolutely adores seeing the way your eyes glass over when he has his fingers in you and he runs a vibrator on your clit

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He’s definitely the biggest tease. The way you get desperate for him is adorable according to him but enjoys getting teased too but either leads to you both trying to outcompete each other till he drags you somewhere for a quickie

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He is relatively quiet compared to the other warlords but doesn’t mean he isn’t using his mouth. He generally tries to muffle his groans by biting and giving you hickeys.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Kinda wants to fuck you on Kenshins futon but knows the false god would probably find out and actually try to kill him.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He has a dick, what else were you expecting?

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Very fucking high. His stress has to be dealt with in some way, I mean Kenshins constant assaults have gotta be taxing so he ends up railing you instead killing his boss

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He will normally stay awake until you fall asleep first because he wants to make sure you’re satisfied and comfortable until he himself can rest

Have you ever thought of what shadybug x adrien would be like?

Thank you so much for asking! Surprisingly I actually hadn't. I think because I was living in an AU world created in my head. Somehow I kept thinking of stories with Marinette transformed as "Lady Noir" (I call her Dark Paw) rather then "Shadybug".

But since you are asking, I think that since Marinette dislikes Adrien (at least in my head-canon), Shadybug would dislike Adrien too. That said I think being Shadybug would let her see a different side to Adrien, since Griffe Noire in turn dislikes Shadybug too. Untransformed, Adrien doesn't quite know how to interact with Marinette because he really likes her which makes their interactions quite awkward with lots of misunderstandings. But I think Shadybugs interactions with Adrien would be filled with much more heated dislike, which I think Shadybug (Marinette) would know how to deal with better. I could even imagine that she would miss that interaction in her daily life. The simplicity of it. I think for Mari, there is something freeing about telling people off and having someone equally give back in turn. She wouldn't have to put up a front or pretend. I could totally see Mari getting closer with Adrien as a result.

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Anonymous, thank you so so much for asking this question!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It lead to this stream of consciousness writing which was so fun!!! I can picture what their dynamic would be like so much more now! Thank you so so much ♡

Stan was diagnosed with Asperger’s which was combined with other stuff to become autism, he is canonically autistic. Anyways if you must know yes I was apart of the 2020 South Park fandom get over it

Something me and my friend came up with randomly cause of a head canon I have that Geto sometimes does stupid stuff and gojo gets blamed for it. Geto's thing is based off of Jay from the kubz scouts

Didn't feel like drawing so I used png's

THERE'S A SECOND ONE!!😱😱😍😍😍💙💙💖💖

Ooo more fluffy Leo stuff please!! It's sooo good 💗

- hand holding, a lot of it

- cuddling too

- he would always try to touch you or have you close (like rubbing your back, playing with your fingers etc)

- forehead kisses

- he would watch your favorite show or movie with you even though he might not understand it (maybe it’s the topic, the humor or genre)

- same goes for music

- he might even listen to it when you’re back at your own home, just to memorize the lyrics

- would try to get you into his favorite things as well

- he would NEVER forget your anniversary and even celebrate it each month

- flowers or cute poems

- written by himself of course

- he’d have a whole wall of pictures of you

- most of them he took himself

- some of them were of both of you

- he’d change his lock screen almost daily cause he loved every single picture of you

- he might whistle when he thought he was alone, just because he was so happy with you

- he’d watch you sleep but not in a creepy way

- he just loved the way you looked when you slept

- he’d compliment you every day, especially when you felt down

- cute af nicknames

- maybe something in Japanese like Hana (flower)

- already imagines your children

- and has names for them

- he’d often place you in his lab so he could cuddle you from behind

- he loved it when you put your head against his plastron

- he felt invincible when you did that

- always smiling when you’re around or soon are

- even when his brothers are pissing him off, fuck that he will see YOU later

- would ask Splinter what he thinks of you

- is happy when Splinter says you’re a wonderful human being

- always puts your happiness above his own

- but loves to vent to you as well

- never gets physical, just ranting about everything that’s pissing him off (come on, even he needs a break from time to time)

- he knows you’re the only person who can calm him down

- he would sleep much better when you’re next to him

- he would even sleep in sometimes

- he could relax so much with you, like a huge weigh is lifted from his shoulders

- he’d occasionally lift you up and carry you to wherever you want

- just to be cute, you know

- would always brag to his brothers at how amazing you are

- would call you his forever girl

Sometimes communities and fandoms online can be... toxic with their comments and opinions.

It can be hard to enjoy something when you see so much hated/negativity around it.

I'm having a hard time trying to type my thoughts out, but what I'm trying to say is;

As long as the things you are enjoying aren't hurting anybody, then continue to enjoy those things. Don't let other people's negatively ruin your view of the thing and bring you down.

SIDE NOTE: Just try to be aware of things like racism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, sexism, etc. Those are examples of what I meant by "as the things you are enjoying aren't hurting anybody..."

Everybody has their opinions.

Headcanon, if a splixson clone is like knocked unconscious (e.g argits quills) the rest get only slightly disoriented but if the main splixson gets knocked unconscious then the rest of the clones all end up like half asleep. This is just a fun idea with many things to do with it

3 More Princess Tutu Head Cannons!

Cause what else am I supposed to do with my time?

1. The Final Heart Shard is not one of Mytho's emotions

Okay, this one will take a bit of backtracking.

In the story of the "Prinze und Raben" the knight is killed by the raven. When Fakir takes over the role of the knight, the events of the story are expected to be repeated; therefore, he is fated to die. Likewise, Princess Tutu confessed her love and vanished into a speck of light in the story, so when she shows up again, she is expected to repeat history.

You still with me? Okay good.

Fakir was told that he was the reincarnation of Mytho's protector, and that's how Drosselmeyer brought the role of the knight back into the story. But what about Tutu? Tutu vanished, but Drosselmeyer didn't try to convince Duck that she was a reincarnation. Instead, he gave a piece of Mytho's heart. Why?? Can a shard of emotion from the Prince turn her into a different person?

Maybe. But What if....Whaaat if, when Princess Tutu had confessed her love to Mytho in the story, he had absorbed her essence? What if Tutu had confessed on purpose so that she could give her power to Mytho? What if she became apart of his heart so that he could better fight against the Raven?

Also, remember that Mytho can only use his pink petal powers of awesomeness after Duck returns the final shard. The same powers that Tutu can be seen using in the first episode.

I propose that the heart shard Duck possesses can turn her into Princess Tutu because it was originally of Princess Tutu.

2. Rue doesn't know how to write.

(Whoops, Headlessknight totally debunked this one! Brought up the fact that Rue can be seen reading, and writes an essay so...my bad)

This one only really matters if you also subscribe to the head cannon that Fakir and Rue are siblings (and therefore Rue has story spinner abilities), which is explained and supported very well right here --->http://princesstutu.livejournal.com/209541.html

So! What do you do when you're trying to prevent your decedents from developing their reality warping writing powers and derailing your control over Kinkan town? Why, you traumatize one of them, and then (because you're a magnificently creative jerk) you prevent the other one from ever learning how to write in the first place!

Rue was kidnapped at a young age. Its highly unlikely that the Raven would have wanted to teach her how to read or write. In fact, the opposite is much more plausible. Preventing Rue from learning how to read and write would handicap her compared to the other children, and would undermine her self confidence. The Raven would likely use it as a way of holding power over Rue.

Even if she was taught how to write at Kinkan's school, she was primarily there for ballet, and I don't imagine any of her classes would foster the flames of creative writing. (Granted, I don't know this for sure... Can anyone elaborate on what the education of a dance academy in Germany would be like???)

3. Duck uses Fakir's hair as a nest/pillow.

Fakir's hair is super-duper fluffy; therefore, after the story has ended, Duck uses Fakir's hair as a nest and later pillow.

This head cannon has no rhyme or reason. I just like the idea of it.

 Anywho, Thanks Guys and TTFN til next time :)

How would Frury, Lilith and Uriel react to finding a human who is currently fighting a rather large demon and just before they could intervene, assuming they wanted to, the human kills it? (This human would become their future S.o but you know. First impressions are important. XD) Thanks friend. :)

|| I’m sorry for how long this took to make, I’ve just bee really busy lately. I hope you don’t mind the scenarios being as long as they are either. I wanted to test my luck with typing out long responses. Enjoy! (btw Lilith is hard to write for!)||

Fury:

Fury looked worriedly on as she rushed to save the human, whip drawn and pulled taut between her fists. The Trauma was charging towards them and coming in fast, just a little too fast for her to get there in time.

Just as the Trauma reared and Fury pulled her whip back over her head, she heard the small human let out a blood curdling yell and she noticed it chuck a spear-like piece of shrapnel at the raging beast. It hit the Trauma full force in the throat, effectively slicing it open just enough to half-drown it in its own blood and bile. Fury stopped dead in her tracks, hands and whip falling down to her sides and a look of awe splashing against her pale face.

She watched you walk up to the writhing demon, rip the shrapnel out of it’s throat, and plunge it back in again and again. The more times you stabbed the more she was placed back into the reality of the situation.

Fury regained herself and walked over to the mess, trying to approach the situation as cautiously as she could, even speaking in low tones so as not to surprise the human.

“Human…”

You whipped your head around to see this tall woman with deep, wine colored hair. You assumed she was another monster to slay and you raised the shrapnel in front of yourself, brandishing it like a spear.

“Easy now, little one, it’s okay,” Fury raised her hands in caution.

“Who are you?” you asked, backing away slowly.

Fury gently grabbed the end of your weapon and gave it a little tug, signaling you to let go. You oblige, albeit a bit begrudgingly, no longer seeing her as a threat but still unsure of her intentions. She then placed it on the ground beside her, never breaking eye contact.

“There will be time to explain all of that later, now come with me.”

You wander off with Fury, the entire way explaining to her all that’s happened to you. She in turn tries to answer all the questions you have. There’s so much you have yet to learn and creatures much more menacing that litter your path.

Uriel:

Uriel surveyed the skies, flying low enough to see individual demons scattering along the ruined earth below. Ever since the Hunter incident she’d been careful to look closer just in case there were other survivors hiding from the demon spawn.

Soon enough she caught sight of a large Gore Claw swarming into a cramped alleyway to chase a small hooded figure.

A human!?

Uriel readied her halberd and nosedived, aiming for the figure. Her plan was to swoop in, pluck the human from the fray, and come back for the demon once the human was placed on a safe perch. However, the human had other plans.

You set up many booby traps that just lay waiting for the time when you needed to get out of a pinch or when a demon stupidly fell into one. All of that planning paid off when you found yourself ambushed by a horrific beast. You bobbed and wove under the rubble and through buildings to get to home base, a makeshift shelter in a part of town you knew well enough to booby trap. The alleyway you were currently running down had a small area of open ground that you’d filled with spikes and covered over in debris to make a trap hole. Thankfully you also made a small ramp that reached just far enough for you to jump over the trap and safely onto the other side.

The demon fell hard into the trap, shrieking as its body sunk onto the sharp pieces of metal shrapnel. It howled in pain for a short while and then grew quiet. The sound itself didn’t concern you, but rather how fast it died off. You, knowing better than to look back until you had the higher ground, just couldn’t resist a little peek into the hole just to be safe. 

Just as you prepared to take a quick glance at the carnage, a hand on your shoulder startled you, and in whipping your head around, you failed to notice the demon’s tail catch your leg to pull you in with it. It pulled hard, causing you to slip backwards with a shriek.

The hand that startled you reached out swiftly to catch you by the wrist and pull you from the trap where the demon’s mouth sat wide open to catch you and devour you whole.

You hadn’t expected to be snuck up on, and Uriel hadn’t expected you to be so clever as to lead the demon into such a basic trap. She pulled you into her waiting arms and you thrashed hard against her, trying to break free from her superhuman grip.

“Let me go!”

“Be still human,” Uriel held your arms to your side waiting for you to stop fighting her.

You eased after a time and calmed down enough to see that your attacker was not a demon, and not threatening to hurt you.

“Who are you?”

“I am Uriel of the Hellguard. I’m impressed with your fortitude, human,” she let her grip slacken a little before continuing, “now let’s take you to safety.”

Before you could protest, Uriel picked you up, holding you firmly to her chest, and launched from the alley back to her squadron, nearly knocking breath out of you. You were unsure of the situation, but were in no position to object.

Lilith:

Lilith heard there were some human’s still managing to survive on the ruined earth, and this piqued her interests greatly. It was rare that she’d had a human in her chambers, and she had little power to go and find some for herself, so she did the next best thing and resorted to bargaining with three of Samael’s remaining servants to help her gain access to one of the last survivors, and with her status, who were they to say “no”? 

Off went the troops she employed to retrieve her precious cargo from the Third Kingdom while she waited patiently in her chambers. She was hopeful that by the time a human had been brought to her, it wouldn’t be too badly injured to give her a little bit of fun.

Lilith watched through her magical hand mirror in amusement as the demons poked and prodded you into a corner. You were a hard one to catch and you looked to be giving them quite the bit of trouble. She could also see they were being rough with you, something she expected and even permitted to an extent. What she couldn’t have expected though was how dangerous humans could be: you, a tiny little human that looked like it barely reached her belly button in height, ferociously killed one of the phantom guard she had sent. All of it happening almost too fast for Lilith to react.

You pulled from your sleeve what looked to be a bone that was sharpened to a point on either side and jumped on the demon’s chest, driving it in deep, stabbing again and again roughly ten times before turning on the other two who were encroaching in on you.

“You want some of this!?” you shouted at them, brandishing your double ended bone knife. They looked at each other and snarled in agreement before turning to pounce on you. 

One of them caught you in the side before you could maneuver out of the way, and the taste of you blood on the air distracted them both for a moment. This gave you some time to hurl a crudely made smoke pellet into one of their faces, hitting square in the eyes. Both were mildly distracted by the fog with the mostly blind one attacking the other in the haze, providing some cover for you to hightail it out of there a safe distance away. But they would be after you soon enough, with the smell of your fresh blood giving them a clear trail to follow

Lilith reclined into her throne, a pleased smile playing at her lips.

Humans are such interesting creatures.

This unexpected game of cat and mouse appealed to her and she couldn’t wait to see who would win.

Hufflepuff Headcanons

-enjoy the bubblebaths on the third floor -new aged ones have ipods with nothing but music and hundreds of pictures on them -puffs bring out the fangirls in ravenclaw -make a lot of the blankets and repair everything around the common room and dorms/make there own clothes and are REALLY good at it -have doodle wars and play tic tac toe on a piece of parchment during class with eachother when they are finished taking notes and what not -leave small pieces of parchment with complements on them and they float around the castle brightning peoples day -when there's a heartbreak from another house the entire puff clan gets involved and goes out of there way to give them the worst month possible -anti-pranks on first years to may them feel more at home -late night deep conversations in the common room and the occasional slumber party -girl sesions for makeovers and such for cheering up purposes or the night before a big event

Is it just me or-

Sometimes the 'big strong men' just need to get put in their place. Like I don't care if you're clingy or if your dignity is important. Sometimes you just have to be bent over and spanked a little silly. Y'know? Like ik you're straight but I promise you being a bottom once in a while isn't going to kill you bby.

No, this did not come to me after a Jing Yuan c.ai chat or anything 💅

Danny Phantom Headcanon - Vlad Has to be Invited into Dwellings

Like a vampire, Vlad has to be invited into a dwelling or he cannot enter. Whether invited as himself or while overshadowing someone, he will be welcome to enter anytime until explicitly told, to his face, that he is no longer welcome by someone who lives in/has a claim to the dwelling, or regardless of his knowledge if the owner of the dwelling themself revokes his welcome. He won’t be compelled to leave if currently in the dwelling, but will not be able to enter again after leaving unless re-invited.

Danny constantly tells Vlad he is not welcome, but since Jack keeps inviting/welcoming him right back into their home, it does practically squat.

I fully support Tim being a caffeine addict, just not a coffee one. This is because I’ve been someone who self medicated with sugar and energy drinks, fizzy drinks and fatty food, and that is like Tim Drake.

Cheap and easy ways to get through a day like having take out instead of cooking a meal so he has more time to work on cases or instead of having a shower to wake him up in the morning he has a Redbull or snacks on a bag of candies.

It’s the small, almost unnoticeable high you get from eating sweets that I think he likes. He’s not the type to acknowledge his flaws or problems, even without being a Bat it’s just not how he’s written very often unless it’s something big, so I think using sugar as a means of anti-depressant is more in lined with who he is. I’m pretty its dopamine you get but don’t quote me on that one.

Also people use treats and Zesti’s as bribes when they piss him off and that’s just a a fact.

Plus, he canonically hates the taste of coffee so it just makes sense.

I’m trying to read more of the comics buts it’s so hard to find things in the right order and timeline, but this is something that seems pretty typical of Tim Drake as well as just a teenager/young adult.

Plus I’ve been doing that a lot lately and I like projecting onto him lol

It would be cool if each clan had an ember or a small fire they always keep going so certain festivals or ceremonies can include torches. it would also be something that is super sacred to each clan and keeps them all interconnected; if one clans flame somehow goes out can another clan let you use some of theirs?

If it does go out and other clans won’t share for whatever reason then you need to wait until the next fire in the forest. And do pick up the embers maybe there is a leather made from prey that can be worn around the mouth kinda like an oven mitt so it can be moved with minimal risk.

I think a clan fire/ember would add to the self sufficient society aspect of the WC clans and could add to the depth of their spiritual lives. It makes it especially interesting when you think about how their religion is confirmed real in their world. Each clan may keep their ember somewhere different (ex. Thunder clan keeping theirs in a rock tomb, Wind Clan keeping theirs in a tunnel in the middle of their camp…) and they all interact with the ember in a different way. Maybe only medicine cats can move an ember in Thunder Clan but in wind Clan because it is in the center of the clearing it is more of a communal sharing and honor for younger cats to carry it to light torches on fire.

Maybe the Sun is like the ember of star clan so during fall when the sun is setting earlier they don’t use it but during the winter they use it more to bring back the Sun (the ember of star clan) and during the spring they use it a lot, and during summer they don’t use it as much because the Sun is already out a lot. This could then make interesting plots where winter lasts longer than usual and rather than simply questioning why star clan would cause this they feel it is because they have not helped the sun rise enough with their ember.

Idk whether this would be something started by the founders or maybe around Firestar’s time or maybe it goes back before the founders. but i think something like this with a sacred object could add a lot to the society aspect of the clans and make it a little more cohesive. It could make the clans relationships to each other have higher stakes because if they went out on their own they would for sure not have access to another ember for a long time if it went out.

When i was thinking of this i was like okay that isn’t at all grounded in reality enough to be a cool headcanon but then i remembered they’re talking cats who talk to cat gods??? so i think it’s fine. also they use random plants to help with sometimes fake illnesses so if my HC breaks the universe a little that’s fine

there are not enough festivals in WC. It’s a society of cats and their only ‘festival’ is a monthly meeting? no i need cat season changing festivals. I need cat festivals that bring prey from StarClan.

Frost and His Pirates!!!!!

As it would be if Frost had his own empire of space pirates … or at least one family… they would be Zarbon, Dodoria and The Ginyu Force of Universe 6: Budo, Supa and The Oniyu Squad If you wonder who the Oniyu squad is, they are manga characters created by Naho Ooishi. They come out in a manga called Oh! New gadget super lovers … But as I liked the make canon’s of universe 6. His designs fit that universe. Budo and Supa are Oc¨s created by me based on the pink and green duo.

What do you think???