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“Y/N vs. The Filter (Spoiler: There Is None)”
or: That Time Y/N Roasted the Entire Class Before Lunch
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It started during homeroom.
Y/N had walked into class, late (again), sipping a suspiciously large energy drink and wearing two mismatched socks and a hoodie that definitely wasn’t hers.
“Morning,” she muttered, plopping into her seat.
Silence.
Aizawa raised a brow. “Y/N. Why are you late?”
Y/N blinked. “Because society.”
“…Try again.”
“Because my alarm went off, and I just didn’t respect it.”
“…One more time.”
“I stopped to watch a pigeon fight a squirrel. It felt important.”
Aizawa sighed. “Whatever. Sit down.”
“Oh, I am sitting,” she said, then looked around the room. “And judging.”
Everyone turned to her.
That was when it began.
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THE NO-FILTER MONOLOGUE
“Denki, you have the fashion sense of a confused lemon. I love you, but why are you wearing two necklaces? Are you dating yourself?”
“Bakugo, I mean this with love — you scream like a dying vacuum cleaner and somehow still pull.”
“Iida, why do you run like someone poured espresso in your engine oil?”
“Todoroki. King. You look like you glitch in real life. Like I stare at you too long and forget my PIN number.”
“Ochako, I adore you, but you sneeze like a cartoon bunny and it freaks me out every time.”
“Sero’s elbows scare me.”
“Sato has main character energy but like, from a sports anime that got canceled too early.”
“Jirou’s music taste makes me feel like I’m about to be stabbed in an emotionally fulfilling way.”
“Momo, your brain is terrifying. I feel like you could invent a murder weapon out of boba tea.”
“Aoyama blinds me once a week. That’s an HR issue.”
“Mina’s energy gives off 'first one to die in a zombie movie but make it iconic.'”
Kirishima: “What about me?”
“You’re too pure. If you ever turn evil, we’re all screwed. You’d kill us and apologize mid-swing.”
Midnight walked in halfway through this and said, “Oh? What’s going on here?”
Y/N turned slowly. “Hi. Love the outfit. You look like if dominatrix Barbie became a pro hero.”
Midnight choked.
Present Mic entered with a coffee and blinked. “Vibe feels chaotic in here. What’d I miss?”
Y/N pointed at him with no hesitation. “You sound like an auctioneer possessed by dubstep.”
“THANK you,” he grinned. “Finally, someone sees it.”
Aizawa, rubbing his temples: “Y/N, what is wrong with you today?”
She sipped her drink. “I had four hours of sleep and a can of something called ‘Monster Lightning Rage X-TREME.’ I can see sound now.”
Bakugo slammed his desk. “WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!”
Y/N turned calmly. “Genetics and unresolved trauma.”
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Later, in the dorms…
“Do you regret anything you said today?” Uraraka asked.
Y/N paused. “Not even a little.”
“Not even the elbow comment?”
“I meant what I said, Sero’s elbows look like they have side quests.”
Sero: “You know what? Fair.”
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To Be Continued…
“Chronicles of Chaos: Y/N Edition”
Or: That Time UA Regretted Letting Her Out of the Infirmary
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1. The Great Kitchen Fire (That Technically Wasn’t Her Fault)
It started with a simple craving: pancakes.
It ended with the fire alarm going off, Sato screaming, and Y/N standing on the kitchen counter fanning smoke with a cutting board.
“I said I knew what I was doing!” she yelled over the alarm.
“You poured orange juice in the pan instead of oil!” Sato cried.
“I was improvising! It’s called culinary jazz!”
The microwave exploded.
Present Mic kicked the door open in his pajamas. “WHO SUMMONED ME WITH CHAOS?”
“I DIDN’T EVEN GET TO FLIP ONE,” Y/N wailed.
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2. The Invisible Wall Incident
Hatsume had been testing a new tech that projected invisible energy barriers.
Y/N, naturally, ran into it face-first with the force of a charging rhino.
“OW. WHY IS THE AIR HARD?!”
“You walked into the new prototype,” Hatsume said cheerfully.
“You should’ve put up a sign!”
“It’s INVISIBLE.”
“I’m suing you for emotional damage and nose betrayal.”
The class watched her dramatically slide down the force field like a tragic soap opera character, leaving behind a forehead print on the invisible wall.
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3. That Time She Thought a Villain Was a Cosplayer
It was during a field trip.
Y/N wandered off. (Again.)
She came across a guy in a full villain outfit, mask and all, standing ominously in an alley.
“Ooh, your cosplay is AMAZING,” she said, circling him. “Is this original? Or based on some underground manga?”
The villain, confused, hesitated. “Uh… I’m robbing a store.”
“WOW, dedication to the bit!”
“I literally just set a building on fire.”
“You’re really selling it! I can’t even tell if you’re method acting or—WAIT, IS THAT A REAL KNIFE?!”
She came back five minutes later, singed and out of breath.
“Okay so plot twist, that was not a Comic Con side quest.”
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4. Her Deep, Emotional War With the UA Vending Machine
She was one yen short.
Just. One.
Y/N smacked the machine. Sweet. Nothing.
She begged. It ignored her.
She yelled, “I HAVE SUFFERED FOR THIS SNACK, GIVE ME MY SALTY JUSTICE!”
Bakugo walked by, slapped the machine once, and it coughed out not only her chips, but a second bonus bag.
“I loosened it for you,” Y/N muttered.
Bakugo didn’t even stop walking. “You’re pathetic.”
“I’M THE PEOPLE’S CHAMPION,” she shouted after him, holding both chip bags above her head like trophies.
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5. The Time She Tried to “Train” the Dorm’s Pet Turtle
Someone brought a turtle back to the dorms. Bad decision. Y/N decided it had “hero potential.”
She built it a cape out of a sock, taped on a cardboard mask, and named it “Shellshock.”
“Today, we conquer the common room,” she whispered to it dramatically.
She tried to make it do laps in the sink.
It turned around and pooped on her hand.
“This is betrayal,” she whispered, looking into its eyes.
Shellshock blinked. Unbothered. Unapologetic.
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6. Late Night Philosophy (A.K.A. Sleep-Deprived Chaos)
2:39 AM. She wandered into the lounge in fuzzy slippers, wrapped in a blanket, holding a spoon.
Not eating. Just holding it.
“Do you think All Might ever stubbed his toe in his buff form and cried in his skinny form so no one would know?” she asked Kaminari.
“...Go to sleep.”
“Do frogs know they’re frogs?”
“Y/N.”
“Do we all technically taste like chicken?”
“Y/N, PLEASE.”
“What do you know about infectious diseases?” -teacher
“They spread” -person
“Does that make sluts diseases?” -me
You have the kind of penis autism that causes delusions. You see women where there are no women. Get help.
alright so you’re most likely a radfem who’s mad at me because i said to stop pretending like you’re the victim when a trans woman gets mad at you for attacking them. but holy shit this ask is baffling. penis autism. huh.
The conch is never wrong.
I love the “Steve has good parents, they’re just not on camera.”
Steve’s dad walks in on Eddie and Steve making out, both shirtless. Eddie freaks the fuck out and Steve just sheepishly smiles at his father.
“I know I told you not to lock your door, but I take that back because I don’t want to see that again.”
“Thanks Dad!”
“Use protection!”
…
He walks into a house full of random children. The kids and Steve’s dad are just staring at each other.
“You’re paying to feed these kids, right?”
“No, you are.”
“Well shit.”
“Language, there are children!”
“Do I get to know these children who I have financially adopted?”
…
Hopper, who is over at the Harrington house to speak to Steve. Mr Harrington walks in to see the chief of police sitting on his couch. He sees Steve in the kitchen and quickly makes his way over.
“Steve! What is the chief of police doing here?”
“He’s a family friend.”
“What family?” Mr Harrington snaps back, gesturing at himself.
“He’s my friend?”
“I don’t see a world where you randomly become friends with the chief of police”
“I got caught with drugs?”
“Then why isn’t he arresting you?” Mr Harrington points to Steve’s cuff-less wrists.
“Can’t tell you?”
“Why?”
“I signed an NDA?”
“Steve, why the fuck would you do that? I’m a lawyer, you don’t just sign NDAs at a whim.”
“To be completely fair, I was concussed every time or they used a friend to threaten me.”
“It shouldn’t stand up in court then. Who did you sign it for?”
“The US government.”
“Fuck.”
out of all of the genres tgcf could belong to
i always first think of it as a romantic comedy
The greatest thing you possibly could've
The heck did I just find
How can anyone say no to that??
Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.
Holy fudging cow poop, what the H E double hockey stick, this frazzlin' killed me. You have no idea the kind of will power it is taking me not to matamorphasize into a sailor and use every word my mother would've beat my buttocks raw if she heard when I was little.
This sounds like the fanfiction 13-year-old me read when she was a horny teenager for the very first time. But seriously, I know this is really messed up, but... am I the only one who wants to know how this ended? No? Okay, I'm trash, I get it.
I’ll never not be amused by the fact that I can drop the words “crucifix nail nipples” into a conversation and some of you who have been with me since the livejournal days will join me in the flashbacks, screaming and crying all the way.
I freaking love it when they’re portrayed as these two toxic unstable gays that unofficially adopted a gen z teen 🤣😂
Idk why it’s just so funny to me!
I'm sure partnering with the two most petty, jealous, and obsessive men in hell for business totally doesn't affect Velvette's social life in the slightest. 😊
wh-what in the babygirl is this?!
this came up under gifs of doflamingo, too 🤣
He'd suck it for free! Def 😏
-the money is just an extra plus for the job
gotta pay back nami's debt somehow
Shin-chan would be proud, and Sanji would've died of a nosebleed 🤣🤣
+no woman would have let this figurine go out for production knowingly
Ladies, would you rather walk over hot coals or go to the 7/11 serving butthole in these pants?
people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??
i think the reason cmblr is so active despite the show being being 20 years old is because it appeals to obsessive neurodivergent people who cannot be normal about the things that they like
Smash or Pass: Arthur
Merlin characters as tags from this poll
(BBC Merlin & Text Posts 14/?)
which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?