I Should Be Sleeping - Blog Posts

Tony : I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Steve : Um...Neat.

*later*

Steve, lying face down on his bed : I said "Neat," Bucky. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.

Bucky, reading a book : Don't beat yourself up too much, Steve. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Sam confessed his love for me?

Steve : Didn't you thank him ?

Bucky : *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.

I happen to have been talking to a Kazuha bot and accidentally acquired ideas for a Kazuscara fic...

((Some information on what the fic would basically be about under the cut))

So... The story would pratically be:

It would be an AU in a way, a "what if" story of Kazuha meeting a Wanderer ((the one closer to how he acts on Simulanka that is));

The fic would also be about Wanderer finally telling someone else ((and trustworthy)) about his past and coming to forgive himself over what he did to the bladesmiths and shit;

Stuff get heated on accident lol. I blame the bot;

Kazuha and an oc of mine (because traveller wouldn't make sense) have been travelling together for a while before something lends them to finding Wanderer and end up taking him out to drink tea

Wanderer recognizes Kazuha after a while so he decides to have a solo moment with leaf boy to talk to him about... Stuff to do with his family... You get where I am going ya?

The rest is up to if I write the fic lol. Just know there may be a lil hot scene because the bot caused it and being a asexual bish I found it funny to indulge into that. It's not the main focus tho, so it doesn't really matter for me... Just know Kassachi will be the dom one...

Anyhow, that's it!!

I watched Venom last night again with a couple friends...and after I was inspired to draw Venom trying to impersonate a Kill la kill outfit....Eddie is not exactly amused.

God bless Source Filmmaker

error should brush his teeth

they yellow asf

I bet that mofo’s breath stinks from eating all that chocolate

dirty ass hoe

I drew it!

Cale: What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas?

Alberu *sacred to ask*: ...what?

Cale: No idea. She hasn’t opened her present yet.

Choi Han: pff-

do you ever just make a post exactly like this and dont know why

Movie rant, wth No spoilers, cause I just watched it earlier and I can not sleep

Why?!... Why didn't anyone warn me about how much of an ABSOLUTE tearjerker this movie is? All everyone said was that the voices didn't ruin the movie and that's it's "pretty good" I expected to come into an okay movie with stunning visuals, NOT to be spending half the movie crying my eyes out I... I think this has become my favourite movie. I'm not even that emotional often. Especially with other people in the room, but jfc, did it get the job done. Stunning visuals gripping narrative and fantastic sound design. Will other people probably not like it as much as I did? Oh, for sure! but srsly go watch it, it's still a great movie regardless

Goodnight’s kiss

Husband nanami is best nanami.

Nanami x fem!reader

wc: 1.4k

warnings: slight size kink(?) somewhat soft sex, Nanami being best husband ever, slight tit sucking, might be missing stuff tbh.

I tried editing this somewhat but it’s 2 am so oh well! Enjoyyyyyy :)

Coming home from a long day at work (girl boss) to husband Nanami. What I would LOVE. He’s going your favorite yummy food, that makes your mouth water just smelling. You round the corner to the kitchen, heels clicking along the way. Nanami turns his head to see you walk in and gives you the kind of smile that makes your knees weak still even though you’ve been together for years.

“Hello sweetheart, I’ve left out your favorite on the counter.” He nods his head over to the counter which you redirect your attention to. Waiting on the counter for you is your favorite wine in a huge wine class that is just calling your name. You smile at your husband and walk over to the counter. Picking up the wine class, you tip your head back, taking the biggest gulp you can. When you’re finished you look over at your husband, admiring the way he’s cooking. You walk over to him and wrap your arms around him, laying you head against his well-defined back.

“I love you.” You say quietly to Nanami, closing your eyes and slightly rocking back and forth. He turns of the burners of the stove and turns around to hug you close to his chest. He bends his head down to kiss the crown of your head.

“I love you too baby.” He copies back to you, swaying to the sound of nothing with you. Looking up at your husband you can’t help but admire his beautiful face. The way his cheekbones structure his face just right, the way his eyes look lovingly into yours, he sweet lips that you can’t believe you get to kiss every day. You lean up to his face, moving your arms around his neck and kiss him.

At first its short and sweet, but quickly turns into something much more forceful. The struggles of the day are starting to slip out of your mind and all the sudden tiredness leaves your body.

Nanami moves the both of you to the island that adorns your kitchen. Nanami started to trail kisses down to your neck, making you release a small gasp.

“Just relax baby.” Your husband murmurs quietly, moving further down your neck. Nanami stars to un-button your blouse from work, shoving it off gently, continuing his kisses down your body.

“Ah-Kento” You let out softly, holding onto your husbands' shoulders for support. Before you can say or think anything, you’re being lifted onto to the countertop. With a small yelp you look down at your husband that’s now standing between your parted legs.

“Kento, what about the food?” You ask Nanami, lips forming into a small pout. He smiles up at you brushing your hair out of your face.

“Right now, baby, I am worried about you and only you. We can eat later.” Nanami responds giving your hips a tight squeeze and another quick kiss on the lips. That turns hard very quickly and Nanami starts grouping your hips and pressing his body against yours. You could full the bulge of his cock against your throbbing center. Your blouse is completely off now, and your bra has been pulled down to release your breast. Your head is thrown back, leaning against your hands to help keep you upright.

“Kento please” you say to your husband, getting more and more impatient by the second. Thankfully he listens to you and starts to pull your bottoms down, panties coming with. Nanami pulls your body, so you lay down flat on the island and your body is pulled against his hard bulge once again.

“You look so gorgeous sweetheart.” Nanami whispers to you, looking at your fully nude body. This makes your face heat up and you have to look away from him. Nanami doesn’t appreciate that though, taking his hand and grabbing your jaw gently.

“No baby, keep your eyes on me.” He says softly, letting go of your chin and moving his hand down the side of your body until it reaches his belt buckle. Nanami’s quick to take off his belt and unbutton his pants to push them down just enough to get his cock out.

No matter how many times you’ve seen his cock it still makes your breathe catch a bit. Nanami grabs his cock in his hand, dragging it across your cunt slowly and rubbing it slightly against your clit. This makes your back arch off of the counter, letting out a breathy moan. Nanami takes that as an invitation to push slowly into you. Most nights when you guys are intimate, it doesn’t take much for Nanami to be rough, but you can tell he’s trying to go a little bit slower tonight. You have no complaints about his slow loving.

Nanami grabs your hips, thrusting all the way to where you can feel the small tuft of blonde hair at his base. He just sits there for a few seconds, feeling the way you clench around him. After a moment, he starts his slow but deep thrust. The pace makes your moans come out in a low sultry tone.

“Kento, hardy baby” You ask your husband, grabbing at his hand that was still holding onto your hips. Nanami listens to you, not being able to say no to his loving wife. His thrust start to become a bit harder while still trying to be somewhat soft with you.

“Yeah baby- keep clenching like that” Your husband bends down to you and whisper into your ears. This automatically gets you to clench even harder than you previously were. Nanami started to kiss along your neck again, trailing his way down to your breast. It doesn’t take him long to start sucking on one of your nipples while groping at your other breast and pinching at the nipple. This makes you arch your back again, pressing your head to the marble counter top.

Your breathing is starting to pick up and you can feel yourself approaching your climax. Nanami can tell by the way you're clenching hard around his cock. He brings one of his hands to rub small circles against your clit.

“Ah- Kento, I’m gonna cum-“You moan out to your husband.

“That’s it baby-let it out.”He responds, making his thrust reach all the way to your cervix.

You know you're about to come, and seconds later you do. Nanami pulls away from your chest, looking down at your figure while you come. He keeps his thrust hard and faster until he is reaching his own climax, doing one final thrust into you.

The both of you sit there for a few seconds, catching your breathe. Your eyes are starting to get a little droopy, your high finally starting to go away. Your husband notices this and the next thing you know is you’re getting carried to your shared bathroom in your guy's bedroom. Nanami sets you on the sink, moving over to the bathtub, starting a warm bath for you two. While you wait for the tub to fill, you watch your husband fully remove his clothes this time. You can’t help but stare at his fit physique, muscles moving so nicely when he undresses himself. When he gets done from removing his clothes, he makes his way over to you. When he reaches you, he wraps his arms around your body, pulling you to his chest. You just lay your head against his chest and close your eyes, listening to his heartbeat.

“I love you.” Your husband says softly into your hair. You want to respond but you only have enough energy to respond with a sleepy hum. By now the tub has finished filling, so Nanami grabs you into his arms once again, and moves the two of you to the giant tub.

When the two of you are in the tub and situated, you lay against Nanami’s chest, you fully start to relax. It's very hard for you to not fall asleep in the tub. Your husband keeps you from fall asleep though.

He washes your body off, pressing occasional kiss onto your head, making you smile. Once you two are fully washed, Nanami take the two of you out of the tub and dry you off.

You’re taken over to your shared bed, Nanami tells you to sit there for a moment while he grabs you something to where to bed. You can’t help but admire him while you watch him go into your guys closest. Nanami comes back with a pair of your underwear and an old shirt of his. You smile up at hime while he dresses you and then changing into his own pajamas. You shuffle under the covers together and quickly attach to him again. Nanami wraps his large arms around your waist and pressing a kiss to your soft lips.

“Goodnight sweetheart.” Is the last thing you hear before nodding off.

It would be

And I'm not telling you where I live

So you'll just have to search everywhere with the same timezone

Also I will send this to my followers when I'm not trying to sleep

Which is like.... negative now

Firstly, when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then send this ask to 10 of your favourite followers. (not forced ofc)

Oh wow! Ok. I'm done

Nothing like listing my favorite qualities at 11:40

My humor. I like to think I'm a pretty funny guy in a lovable asshole kinda way. I also like making funny inspirational quotes for my friends like "Is the glass half empty or half full? I drink the glass now it's empty and my bladders full", "Teach a man to light a fire and he's warm for a day light a man on fire and you get charged with criminal arson", and "What doesn't kill you only delays the inevitable and probably traumatizes you"

My chillness. I'm a pretty chill and accepting dude. As long as you're not a genuine dickhead I'll get along with you and I also really don't care too much what people think about me

My SMURTNESS! I'm a pretty smart guy according to most people. And it makes me feel good. I always try hard in school but I'd say I'm a dumbass when it comes to actual logic which I'm fine with because it makes me cuter

My weirdness. Once asked my friends what would happen if I stuck my dick in a vacuum cleaner! True story! I like to think I'm an anomaly in every regard and I'm fine with it. I talk to myself because I believe I'm the best person to converse with. I'm a pineapple out of pear on the Autism scale

My charm. I tend to win over a lot of people on accident. For some reason people like me and I don't even need to try. What can I say I'm just an amazing riz machine 😎. And if some people don't like that they can cry about it! *Dabs*