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Thinking....
How do y'all feel about a Bayley and Sasha banks fic????
Im thinking of writing one with a POSSSIBLE love square with the four horsewomen........ HOW DO WE FEEL??? WE FW THIS???
jikook as deku and todo
Who up rizzing they gyats??
Saengil chukkha hamnida...
Happy happy birthday, our youngest! May you be bright and happy forever. I wish i had a more creative way to express my good wishes for you, but this will have to do. I'm so proud of the person you have been, as well as the person you're becoming. It's hard to believe you're only 22 in international years, since I've seen you growing up for so long. Yet, it is only in the last year that you've begun to really take on the look of a man, not our shy, innocent baby bunny.
And it's momentarily sad to see that sweet fresh face go. But the sadness is short-lived. There's still wonder in your expression at the new things you continue to encounter. And there's still caring for the people and environment around you. There's more humor, though, sometimes at your hyungs' expense. And there's definitely a little more devil in your wandering gaze... That's ok because your personality needs to fill out, like your anatomy. Your talents have grown minimally because they were already outstanding, not much room for improvement there. But your skills in using those talents continues to expand. As does the sheer amount of talents you possess. Smh still truly, the Golden Maknae.
Lastly, I'm happy to keep watching from the back as a proud and thankful fan, as you keep on growing. Becoming the man you are, from the melding of 6 other influences, into your own true personality. Hopefully blessed and successful in whatever means you choose to be. Happy with whomever you choose to surround yourself with. And healthy, in all ways, for a long long time.
Happy birthday, Jeon Jungkook! You are truly wished this by millions around the world and me!! ❄👸
this reminded me of that okay bye
go hump billy's leg go hump billy's leg go hump billy's leg
-🐏
okay :-)
Unless you're into that kinda thing, and that might be why you're kid became a pornstar
Parents with kids who are pornstars must be horrified when they surf Pornhub and come across one of their kids’ clips.
You're just trying to make me feel bad because i'm single.
HAPPY GIRLFRIENDS DAY TO ALL GIRLFRIENDS!!!
That Hey Arnold Sneak Peak In A Nutshell
Do you know Arnold?
Arnold!? I love that guy! He watered my crops, raised my children, cured my depression, and hydrated my skin.
Megatron origin comic issue 4 be like
Starscream: Just kill me already I'm just so tired I can't with this anymore
Megatron: Nuh uh
Starscream: frag you mean nuh uh
Megatron: For talking back that's another 2 months without energon
Jungkook holds too much power when it comes to that ring.
“this ring im wearing is dangerous. you cant touch it a lot. this ring will reveal hobi hyung’s abs. im the only who can use this”
Can he let me live for just one day? One day?
the hair, the voice, his little fucking smile at the end, just his whole vibe in general. I’ll never be okay again!
𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐮𝐩𝐭𝐬 𝐚 𝐌𝐚𝐟𝐢𝐚 𝐌𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠🔪🌻✔️Min Yoongi
🌻 - Fluff
✔️ - Completed
A/N:Here is a new Bts reaction since I didnt Upload so long so Here I am🥰
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𝐌𝐢𝐧 𝐘𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐢
🌻 - Fluff
🔪 - Mafia
✔️ - Completed
Scenario:Your Child want to see his / her Daddy but he hat A meeting.
A/N: I got the Idea from another Tumblr So thank you~ But Now lets go with this Imagine~
Here is the 2 part the first was Jin if you want to read Jins part you find it on my Masterlist~
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𝐌𝐢𝐧 𝐘𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐢
You and Yoongi have a little baby Girl her name is Hyun-Ae.she is 4 years old.
You where home with your Daughter she was sitting on the desk in your kitchen.
Se was drawing a Picture”Hey Angel what are your Drawing?”She giggle at the nickname.”Hi Mommy I am drawing a Picture for Daddy because i miss him”She pout cutely.
“Aww Angel I am sad to that Daddy had to go to work but he will be home in a few hours” You gave her head a kiss. She whined “But Mommy I want to see him now my Picture is ready and I dont wanna wait till Daddy comes home”
You smile at her You miss your husband Yoongi too but sadly he got called to work this morning.He gave you both a kiss and then go to work.
You sight “I know Baby but you have to wait why dont you draw an other picture for Daddy” She pout “Noooo Mommy Can we suprise him at work pretty please with a cherry on the top?” You smile ah her and thought about it “Hmm Fine Angel goput your shoes on”
She cheers “Yey thank you Mommy”
TIME SKIP:
You where in the hallway and heard someone screaming “You are useless I should kill you right here”
You know this voice it was Your husband You where thinking about what happened that Yoongi is raising his voice that you didnt notice that you Daughter was running towards Yoongis office.
As you looked beside you and didnt saw her you looked towards Yoongis office and saw her open the door.
“HYUNN-AE YOU CANT JUST RUN AWAY FROM MOMMY” You ran towards her.She was standing in the door looking at her Appa.
Yoongi was standing at his desk with angry face his two gang members shacking in fear.You quickly walked over to Yoongi and Hyun-ae.
You took her in your arms.Yoongi smiles soföy at you daughter and look back at his 2 new gang members”Get out I dont wanna deal with you right now”
You sight”I am sorry Yonngi” He smiles at you and took Hyun-ae out of your arms “Hey Baby girl what do you have there”He nod towards th paper in her hand
She gave it to him”I draw this for you see this is Mommy and You and there are Me an Holly” she pointed at each figure at the picture.Yoongi smiles softly “Aww baby Girl thank you I love it”He kisses her checks and se gave him a Gummy Smile and he let her down on the floor and she walked over to the couch and lays down with her favorite plushy (a cute Teddy Bear Yoongi gave her to her 4 Birthday).
“Come here Jagi” You walked to Yoongi and he hugs you.You smile at him “I missed you” He kissed your lips “I missed you too”
You kissed him again this time longer “How about we go home and watch a Movie and cuddle in our Bed?”
Yoongi smiles at you “I would love that”
I hope you liked it~
I purple you~
Ha-Neul
𝐓𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐅𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬 / 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐬
▶️ - Ongoing
❄️ - Series
🌻 - Fluff
A/N:Okey.... Now you and your Husband know that you are getting a Baby.You are 3 months Pregnant. You need to tell the Members / Your Families.....
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𝐉𝐢𝐧:
You where sitting in the Living room nervously playing with your fingers.”Jinie...?” Jin looks at you,eyes full of worry “Is everything fine Baby?” You nod your head “Yes Handsome I am just scared about their reaction....Do you think they will be happy...?” Jin walks over to you.
“Dont worry Baby they said at our Weeding that they couldn't waif for their Grandchildren dont worry to much okey?” You nervously bite your bottom lip and nod.
At this Moment the Doorbell rings You stand up and walk to the Door while Jin walks into the kitchen”I will wait for you in the Kitchen Jagi”You nod and open the door there stood Jins parents “Hello Miss and Mr.Kim” You bow and let them in.Jin mother hugs You “Hello my lovely Daughter-In-Law”
Jin Vather gave you a hug to “We are happy about the invitation,I'm curious if our son can still cook so well“You giggle “Of course.....But now lets go he is waiting in the Kitchen” You walk to the kitchen, Jin Parent following you.
Jin was smiling as he saw his parents and walked over to them and gave them a big hug “Eomma,Appa I missed you! Please sit down the food will be ready in a few seconds”They sat down at the Table.You looked at Jin he just nod.
You took a deep breath “We have to tell you something Eomma and Appa”Jin walks over to you and put his hand on your shoulder.He gave you a kiss on you cheek.”I am happy to announce that you will be grandparents soon”
Their jaws droops and they began to smile brightly Jins Mother come to you and hugs you “R-Really....I am gonna be a grandmother.....?”Jin nod “Yes Eomma” Jin father just sat there smiling”I am so happy for you two”
The dinner was full of Happiness.
𝐘𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐢:
You where with Yoongi and your Parents at a Park.You all sat on the Grass with a blanked and food.The Sun was shining brightly.
You where sitting on Yoongis lap his arms where wrapped around you.Your Parents where sitting on the other side.
You where eating Strawberry´s sometimes giving Yoongi one.He smiled ant thanked you.You parents where talking with Yoongi about his work.
After a while they stopped talking and it was a comfortable silence. You cleared your throat “So....The main reason why we invite you here because we wanted to tell you something” You look at Yoongi.
He gave you his Gummy Smile.Your Father looked at you with a confused look “What is ist sweets?” Yoongis smile got brighter.
“So you know the last weeks Y/N didn't feel good so we went to the Hospital and.....”
Your Mother looked worried “Is it something bad?” You shake your head as no she sight in relive.
Yoongi continue “The Doctor said that we are going to have a Mini version of us running around the House!” You Parents hug you both “This are the best News of the whole Day!”
You Smile and lay your hand on your belly.
(He is so cute....help me.....)
𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐨𝐤:
It wasent planed to tell them like this but......
It was Friday you where with Hobi on tour, at the moment he is practicing with his members on stage.
You where sitting In front of him with Namjoons,Jimins ansd Yoongis Wife You where watching the Members Practicing Black Swan While Yoongis Wife was Resting her head on your shoulder “Y/N did you and Hoseok already told your Parents that You are Pregnant?” You shake your head as no “No we didnt had a chance to tell them Now did you Guys already told your parents?” Yoongis Wife and Namjoons Wife nod too just Jimins wife shook her head as no “Nah we want to tell them when we come back from Tour” You nod understanding “Me Too” Then the members came.
Hobi walks over to you “Hey Angel how are..?” You kissed him “ I am Fine we talked about who told their parents that they are pregnant” Hobi nod.
Right at this moment your phone rings.
Oh no......
IT WHERE HOSEOKS PARENTS!
You gasp “H-Hobi....?”He grabs your phone and answered “Hey Eomma Appa and my beloved sister!”
Hobis Sister waves her hand”Hobi where is Y/N? Isnt she with you” Hobi smile and turns the Camera around so they could see you You waved nervous Next to you was Jimins Wife “hey!” You didnt know what came over you but your mouth began to move from alone.
“I AM PREGNANT..........!”
You quickly cover your Mouth “Shit....!” Hobi smiles.
His sister begin Singing and dancing around “I am gonna be an Auntie YEY Good Job Brother” Hobi Blushes “T-Thank You...”His Parents Congratulate you two. The Others where giggling and smiling like Idiots.
𝐍𝐚𝐦𝐣𝐨𝐨𝐧:
Its Christmas
Namjoons and your Parents are over at your house.
You where at the living room waiting for Your Husband to come home from his studio.You where happy and you know that your parents where going to be happy because al they talk about where Grandchildren.
Every time they where over they asked you if you where pregnant You answered every time with a No.
You and Namjoon talked about when you are going to tell them.
You suggested that you tell them about Christmas.He agreed.
The door open and your beloved husband comes in.He walks directly over to you and gave you a short loving Kiss.”Hey Princess How are you feeling?” You smile “I am Fine my Joonie the Pooh”
Later that day You where sitting in the living room on one sofa where His and your Parents on the other side where you and Namjoon.
Your parent gave you a picture of you all together on the couch smiling in the Camera. You both thanked them.
Then you gave them a little purple box. Namjoons Mother Opens it and began Crying she gave the box to her husband and he began smiling. Your Mother looked in the Box.Inside where little white baby shoes withe the sentence “We will see each other soon” on it and your positive Pregnancy test.She smiles widely Namjoon Smiles Back “You like our present?” They al nod while smiling widely.“Of course we love it”
𝐉𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐧:
You where with Jimin at BigHit.
The Members where practicing wile you and the other Wifes where sitting on the floor.You all where talking.
You got Bored.You look around The Boys where Practicing Boy with Love You walked over to the Desk and take the last banana milk.This was a bad Idea....
And half hour later the Boys where ready and came to you.Jimin gives you his Eye smile(UwU) and gave you a passionate kiss on the lipst Yongi Looks over “Hey Get a room” HIs wife hits him on his chest “Hey be nice Yoongi Bear” The members smile “Aish Kitten why did you have to call me that right now” The members Giggle.
Then you hear Jungkook gasp “Yaaaaa WHO DRANK MY LAST BANANA MILK!!”
You look down at your hand and quickly hide the Banana Milk behind your back.Jimin smiles at you.
Everyone looks at you,You smile innocently “hehe.....Why are you all looking at me like that hahah?” Jungkook walks to you “Y/N do you have anything to say?”
“Ähhhmmm No....”You quickly stood up and run away Jungkook Runs after you “PARK Y/N Get your ass back here and buy me a new banana milk!” Jimin runs after Jungkook in this moment jungkook catch you and throws you over his shoulder.
“Yaaa Jungkook you Brat!Be careful Y/N is Pregnant!”
Jungkook lets you down immediately and looks at you with his doe eyes.”R-Really Nonna.... You are Pregnant...........?” All members stares at you three.
You nod “Yes.......” All Members begin cheering.They all ran to you and gave you a big group hug.
Jimin Couldn't describe his happiness right now
𝐓𝐚𝐞𝐡𝐲𝐮𝐧𝐠:
You where in the Kitchen with your and Taehyungs Parent.
Everyone was eating expect you,you just look down and sight.Tae looks at you worried.”Baby Tiger are you okey?”You nod.”Yes TaeTae I am Fine”
His Mother looks at you “Y/N? You look so pale are you sure you are fine?” You sight but nod again “Dont worry I am More than fine”
After Dinner you all talked a bit untill you Couldn't hold it anymore and stood up and walked in your bedroom and got a little Light blue box.
Taehyungs Father looked at you”Oooooh what is this Y/N?”
You walked over to Tae and sat down on his lap.He smile at you “What do you think it is Eomma,Appa?” They shrug their shoulders “I have No idea maybe a Picture?”
You hum “Near Here Appa open It”You gave him the light blue Box,he carefully opens it.
In the Box is and Ultrasound Picture from your last Hospital visit one week ago,little baby socks and a Card With a baby on it.He gave it you Taehyungs Mother She open the card and red out loud
“Hello there I am exited to meet You all.Right now i am Save in Mommys Tummy. Seeyou in a few Months.
love your Grandchild~”
Taes parents Smiles and begin Hugging each other and begain squealing “WE ARE GETTING A GRANDCHILD!”
You look Tae and He smile at you “I love Baby”
𝐉𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐤𝐨𝐨𝐤:
You where at the hospital because you had an Appointment to be sure that your baby was fine.
Jungkook promised to pick you up because unfortunately he has practice.He told the boys that he hast to pick you up from the hospital.
They al begin to worry so they persuaded Jungkook to let them come with him.
He sight but agreed anyways.He drove an half hour to the Hospital he send you a message that he will be there in a few minutes with the members because they where worried.
At the Hospital:
You where standing outside waiting for him He runs over so you and gave you ab hug and a Kiss on the lips you kiss him back.
All the boys came running towards you and Begin questioning about your health.
You couldn't understand them al so “Hey Boys Calm down I am Fine I didn't go here for my health haha”They all look at you with a questioning Look Jin Was wondering”What do you mean ´Not for your health´?”
Jungkook gave them his Bunny Smile.
“The Appointment was for Our Baby Bunny”
Namjoon looks at you”Your what.......? Does that mean You are Pregnant?”You and Jungkook nod.They all where hugging each other and Congratulating you Both.
Jungkook looks at you “How is our Baby Bunny?” You Giggle “Our Bunny Is fine in here” You lay your hand on you tummy he Kisses your Cheek.
I Just need three hours for this I need your help Wen need Genders For the Babys So leave a comment which gender their Babys should have Thank you~
I hope you like it~
I Purple you~
@psychologicalwarclaire
snake bandit. the snandit if you will
screencap redraws!! feels like I haven’t done any in ages haha
I love drawing gay people 😋
Listen it came to me in a dream don’t yell at me
New years approx 2 hours after midnight
The titans are at Donna’s apartment and all offensively drunk
Dick (most sober) : I’m not doing it
Roy (most drunk): DONT be a coward Grayson
Donna (2nd most drunk): YEAH put on the maid dress Grayson
Dick: THE MAID DRESS ISNT the problem its the fucking thong that goes with it
Wally(speedster metabolism is no match for Dick Grayson and high tech lab equipment more drunk than he’s ever been): oh come on didn’t you give me shit when we were teens for not being “open minded” I didn’t sit through a 5 hour HR presentation on toxic masculinity at 15 for you to back out now
Garth (got high instead, currently flying higher than the moon, out of earths orbit with about 4 pounds of food INFRONT of him): do it do it do it do it
Dick: 1) you know I have no shame around any of you, that is not the issue. I am telling you I. Will. Not. Fit
Donna: damn tbh I thought they put all the dick in your name
Donna: or your personality
Wally: *wheezing*
Dick: listen i will wear the maid dress im not a pussy, I’ll never back out of a dare. IF you let me wear my regular underwear
Roy: deal
Dick goes to Donna’s room to change
Donna: I could’ve sworn I bought the men’s one
Roy: you probably did
Donna: so was he being at bitch cuz if so he has to do the forfeit
Wally: we once dared dick to call slade Wilson daddy in front of Bruce and he did it the next day, you think that THIS is where he draws the line
Garth (has reached zen no thoughts head empty): might still be 2 small, both things can be true *holding index finger up on each and and joining them together in front of his face why crossing his eyes*
Donna in a whisper: is he really that big?
Roy immediately: yes
Donna: you answered that way too quickly
Wally: well we did share a locker room for like 2 decades
Donna: I’m sorry? Did you like compare?? Or something
Garth: noooooooo (honest)
Wally: …occasionally
Roy: idk what yall are on about I just fucked the guy
Donna: YOU DID WHAT???
Garth: ????????????????
Wally: HUH? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN????
Roy realizing this was when they were on the outsiders,very toxic with one another and on opposite paths of self destruction: Okay listen it was a weird time for us, Donna was dead and-
Donna: SO YOU FUCKED THE NEXT BLACK HAIRED BLUE EYED PERSON ON THE TEAM
Garth (still high): wait I was on that team? Why didn’t you fuck me? I have black hair and blue eyes
Wally patting his shoulder in a supportive manner: not enough daddy issues.
Garth: *nods understandingly* ahhhhh
Roy: AS I was saying, it was a weird time I had my whole thing with Cheshire, you were dead which means dick wanted to die more than usual. Anyway it happened I love him but let’s not do that again
Garth: but would you? Like without the toxic would you
Roy: Raw. Next question
Donna *did not need to know this about dick but also mildly impressed* curiosity is man’s greatest sin and as a feminist it’s her job to even that playing field even if it’s cursed knowledge:… so how big is he…
Roy doing the hand size thing you know the one: big
Donna: damnnnn
Garth (still very high has ascended to a 5th dimension can smell colors): the real reason oracle is in a wheelchair
Wally: *falls out of his chair*
Donna: GARTH
Roy: *burst out laughing*
Ugly crying in the bathroom of the gym rt if you agree
Theories and Headcannons Pt. 18
So this theory is about the snails and what their plans after their laundering escapades at Big Ron. So far, the snails have taken over and vandalized Gem's lighthouse, and began tormenting Scar for multiple weeks, modifying his train, excavating his ore mountain and making a success laundering business and finally moved onto enveloping Tango's airship and claiming it as theirs.
Through their displayed prowess the snails have demonstrated multiple times that they can indefinately change volume, multiply and merge themselves, secrete corrosive substances and overtake and control innaminate objects.
And currently they have taken over Tango's steam punk airship for unknown intensions. Establishing their claim by sprouting long, tendrilous stalks for eyes on the front of the airship so what are they planning with this new development of power?
Previously the snails have stolen deepslate diamonds from Scar's ore mountain and constructed a successful laundering business with a net profit so with Tango's copper farm inside, could they steal the copper and sell the crafted copper items for more, sure. If it was a previous update when the crafting materials for copper items were overpriced.
But another potential reason is spreading the ownership of the snails. Stated before, snails have the capability of multiplying and with the introduction of Gem's snail it's possible for other snails to rain down from heavens and be claimed by another hermit. With the airship aimed at Magic Mountain, (where the most amount of hermits are based at) it's a high possibility where the snails could spread their influence to the Magic Mountain Crew and eventually take over the server through the Shopping District.
It was clear before that the (assistant) Permit Manager didn't mind the snail's business as one of them contributed to the success of them so, with the backup of the Assistant Permit Manager, the snails could infiltrate the hermits and finally dominate the server with the dozens of snails backed by their sides.