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No one wants an Impromptu Haircut
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I'll never not be enamoured by Taka's absolutely DERANGED concept of respectability. Being his friend would not grant immunity - if anything else; he'd be so an outright MENACE
One day Mondo is going to wake up with a buzzcut and he'll have to wrestle with the very real possibility that he'll be responsible for the death of another brother.
(inspired by Terror of the ScissorMan by Tsubamemaru Watarizora from Danganronpa Anthology Vol 2 - translation can be found here)
literally so funny in tbk the amount of times alyosha scurries and vaults himself over walls and hedges and gates while in his longass monk robes. the image of it described every time is the funniest thing ever i love him so dearly
Do you think Zoro has ever looked at Rayleigh and felt his insides freeze from fear? Do you think he sees a version of his own future where despite everything he’s tried, despite all the blood he’s shed and would go on to shed, his captain would still slip away from his hold — and he’d be left adrift for the rest of his days, drinking to oblivion, alone, bereft of any and all purpose?
Or do you think Zoro would be filled with contempt instead, and disgust at how the peerless Dark King failed to save his own captain’s life, even though it was no fault of his? Do you think Zoro, possessing the stubbornness and bravado of a much younger man, would insist that if it were him, nothing — absolutely no man or force in the universe — would be strong enough to rend him from Luffy’s side, and if Luffy had to die like Roger had to die, that Zoro would simply follow him to the afterlife?
Or do you think perhaps he’s unable to picture it at all — a life without Luffy’s warmth — so he ignores the many parallels between them and avoids contemplating the matter entirely? Perhaps he rather pities Rayleigh, because the former right hand man of the Pirate King should be free, but Rayleigh will never again know the meaning of the word, haunted as he is by a ghost he can’t bear to exorcise.
look at them fhshhshfhshsh
Thinking about Maycois wedding. Lance probably wouldn't try to get Frankie to wear the chestplate this time around, and Frankie would probably be stressed tf out in the weeks before trying to find something to wear like "Okay does this look good. Are you sure. Do you think May will like it. I don't care if it's more my preference that matters, I want May to like it too!"
Juliet would be the maid of honor of course, I think Frankie would probably choose Romeo to be the best man, bachelor parties would be the time of everyone's lives on both sides, and I feel like there would be a friendly fight between some of the players for who gets to be the flower person.
While the planning is starting, there is a road block on who would walk May down the aisle, since their father isn't present (and based on what we agree on about May's backstory, I don't think they would want their father present). They probably choose Angelique, since she seems like she'd be a parental figure to May.
The one thing Lance is a bit insistent on, however, is a callback to Du Bois Band at the first wedding since he thinks it would be a waste of boy band costumes to only use them once. He gives suggestions here and there, but ultimately this time around he leaves it up to Frankie and May what they want to do.
That last AU gave me an idea!
I propose a Heavy and Medic au where they meet as kids... but its based on this episode of Bluey.
It’s so fucking cute S O B.
Jamil & Kalim x Splatoon 🧡
I’m a simp😨
I’M BACK!! (◍˃̶ᗜ˂̶◍)ﾉ” but man, the coughing fits are still here…
This is exactly what I need in life.
Momma hen Ratchet is best Ratchet.
Ratchet doesn’t like Miko the most out of the human children, which just translates to he worries about her the most out of the human children. And despite drawing Optimus Prime like, all the time. I still need so much practice with him. The Transformers: Prime version is just very difficult for me to draw some reason. Also,
Ratchet: “I don’t like the human children. They are all very annoying, especially Miko, I don’t understand how Bulkhead can tolerate her.”
Also Ratchet:
dead boy detectives × the greatest showman AU, you see where i'm going with this
a incomplete list of things I think Charles would like if he was alive in modern day:
Roblox
Saying "chat"
"Am I the asshole" reddit story's
Minecraft
Percy Jackson
how to train your dragon
nonbinary Barnes & Noble workers (I wish I could explain it)
animal crossing
Charles Rowland would idolise Troy Bolton, I'm sorry but I'm right
thinking about sitting on a couch, my head resting in a boy’s lap, and infodumping about my latest interest while he runs his fingers through my hair. i’m gesturing wildly and talking too fast and going off topic every other sentence, but he’s still nodding along and watching as if in that moment, my incoherent rambling is the most important thing in the world.
when i’m done, we switch spots. he talks about his newest interest with so much excitement and joy that i know i’m watching with the same gaze.
Guys would you buy these. jrwi flower charms (sketch)
friends asked me to make this and i couldn't say no.
i don't have an example on hand of Astarion doing his stupid little sprint but yall know what that looks like
he runs literally just like perfect cell i'm in tears i was wondering what it was pinging in my brain
someone else add a screenshot of him doing it i can never catch it
Why do men even need an authority stat? What do you need to have authority over? Other men?
Jurgen Leitner had 978 fucked up books in his collection at it's height, but we've only heard of 26 of them officially. So I thought it would be fun to come up with some possible additions of my own.
- a diet cookbook that the recipes when eaten will cause you to literally rot from the inside out, tied to the corruption.
- a version of the Little Prince where the prince never encounters anyone else in all his travels, every world is empty save for him and never makes friends. Slowly becoming sadder and lonelier throughout the book. Tied to the lonely and possibly the vast.
- a book of songs where none of the lyrics make sense and if sung the world too will reflect the complete nonsensical patterns of the music at least to the reader. Tied to the spiral.
- a version of Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark that is even more sinister and as you read an overwhelming darkness weighs down on you until it swallows the reader whole. Tied to the dark.
- a guide to gardening that possesses the reader to dig, to feel the dirt beneath their skin, and to plant themselves deep within the earth. Tied to the buried.
- a cloud charting book that deceives the reader into seeing enormous beings in the clouds looming over humanity. Tied to the vast.
- a book on communication that makes the reader more and more paranoid as they read it slowly destroying any chance on actual communication. Possibly tied to the eye.