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Rhonda finally feels safe enough to take her first nap in decades and wakes up under a pile of jackets; a letterman, a denim zip up, brown suede, and a band uniform jacket
If you were a carrot
and I was a sprout
I’d boil along with you
I’d sit on your plate
If you were a tadpole
and I was a frog
I’d wait till your legs grew
I’d teach you to croak
If you were a conker
and I was a string
we’d win every battle
we’d beat everything
If you were a jotter
and I was a pen
I’d write you a message
again and again
If you were a farmer
I’d be in your herd
if you were a popsong
I’d sing every word
I wish I could tell you
that I like you a lot
but you’re like a secret
and I’m like a knot.
If you were a carrot, by Berlie Doherty
as you wish, countess
Dirk minidump featuring tattooing and back muscles I really wanted to draw
You get me
Sun now holds the spot of my favorite.i don’t care about the other characters anymore.
I was about to sleep, then this song played in the radio and my brain thought of them.
headcanon that people often mistake All Might for a poor college student when he’s in his true form (before it’s revealed to the world)
old ladies would try to give him free cookies
Toshi is completely baffled
excerpts of my sketchbook now that i've come out of a long phase of artblock and a parody of those instagram tutorials (you know which ones)
on love being a twisted curse (and other such nonsense)
Was watching tfp with someone when they tell me that megatron looked like a roach, so I decided to draw it :)
finally finished this painting i sketched out months ago… please click for better quality i know tumblr is gonna kill it (reference used)
in my typical nerd fasion, i graphed isagi
this took 120 functions, mostly parabolas with the occasional funky one thrown in there (eg a tangent or absolute value)
hey whats up guys @castielrisingabove's tags on this post absolutely obliterated me. so i drew them and now they get to obliterate you too. enjoy
GRRRR THEY MAKE ME ANGRY! STOP BEING KINDA CUTE!
Privet! Could you give us more headcanons abt Vernon and AM? Such an interesting dynamic you have, can't help it but wish there were more!
Привет привет! Thank you so much for the ask, I'm so happy you enjoy my dynamics of the two :D 💞💞 it really motivates me!
VernonAM Headcanons 🏺🖥️
Upon getting AM getting a body, the Food and clothing situation in the complex significantly improved since it SUCKED having his senses filled with God awful smells.
Vernon often shares her meals with AM. She doesn't know why she does it, she knows he doesn't need food to survive. But she often finds herself cutting off little portions of her meal for him to try.
AM often latches his fingers onto the end of Vernon's tank top so his body doesn't stray behind. She's a fast walker and won't come back for him if he gets lost.
Their Glasses Match! AM's yellow lenses aren't for eyesight or eye protection like Vernon's. He chose for them to be similar in lens colour so they could be matching.
AM occasionally calls Vernon by her actual name, Veomany. Since he's a primarily English supercomputer, AM sees Lao as a language with strange noises and amuses himself with it. It's a pretty noise.
It's extremely difficult to get into Vernon's mind for information. She doesn't dream, she doesn't recall them easily. AM can only access a small portion of it, her fear. He stopped trying after the first 30 years. So AM has to find out for himself by talking to her and actually getting to know her.
Vernon has no shame. AM has plenty of it. She finds it a little strange that he covers his eyes whenever she changes for laundry. It's cute, He values her privacy. However he's definitely seen her naked decades before so she doesn't understand why he does it now.
And that's all for now! If you made it this far, thank you for reading! If there's any room for clarification please tell me :D
OMG KRUGERNAK I MISSED THEM also Vernon and AM look sick asf 🔥🙏🏾
UNIVERSE SWAP!
VernonAM (Ihnmaims) + KruegerNak (COD)
🚧WORK IN PROGRESS🚧
Sebastian Krueger + Networked Artificial Knowledgebase (NAK)
Allison "AM" Machnes + Veomany "Vernon" Inthalangsy
My Krueger Headcanons
The Tomb of the Red King
here's the work in progress i showed on stream. again, might take a little while but im very happy with it so far
(don't tag as ship)
“And how do you plan to deal with this delay, Lord Vader?”
tbh I really don’t know how to headcanon obi-wan’s position in the empire if he was a sith. He would have more power over Vader (not necessarily by rank), that’s for sure.
OK I THINK I HAVE ONE EXCEPTION FOR THIS
I'll only let some older man, who doesn't want to do it, bc he doesn't want to hurt me, but does it anyway because he feels bad, but he's flustered and hesitant the whole time, and when he does it, it barely even cuts the skin, but the second time he gets to confident in himself and ends up cutting to baby beans
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(And then he cleans it franticaly and cuddles me and kisses the cuts after)
Idk if it's just me but the thought of having someone cutting me for me sounds so gross.
Like for starters, what if they get there greasy finger oils on it and my blade rusts😒
And what do I do, just...sit there and watch them do it ? Or do I strike up conversation ?!?!? 🧍♂️
I js like doing it alone, cause I know exactly how I want it, and I get to be proud of myself for going deeper and getting more blood >:3
Bert and Ernie’s messages to each other from their book The Importance of Being Ernie (and Bert) (2019)
