Why Am I Like This - Blog Posts

Math is hunting me even when I'm reading T_T

btw I want to read all the books I own but have never read... So I just got 2 more! What a bright idea, right?

I’m such an idiot. when I heard that ‘friends’ was being removed from Netflix I thought they meant that you couldn't have multiple accounts and everyone either had to share one or get their own. I just now realized that they meant the show

I hope my cut doesn't leave a scar because it would be so embarrassing to explain that I got it from my holographic Charizard poster

Okay, I'll ask. What's with demons and ducks?

Like seriously. First, it was Crowly from Good Omens:

"Ducks have ears. Do ducks have ears? Must do. That's how they hear other ducks."

"DUCKS!" [What about ducks?] "They're what water slided off of."

"Don't give them bread, you idiot!" (Conversation) "Frozen peas." [...What?] "That's what you feed ducks, frozen peas. They love them, and its good for them too."

And then we have Lucifer in Hazbin Hotel:

They're all around his room as well, and his introduction was literally him finishing making a duck!

Not even to mention that I have an obsession with ducks as well. I am not shitting you. I have: duck pillow case, duck comforter, duck drawings, duck pens, duck notebook, duck keychain, 3D puzzle duck, giant rubber duck, two duck ordiments, duck slippers, and not to mention the 111 rubber ducks I have and the 6 plush ducks I have. (I might be missing something).

And this was BEFORE I found out about these two! I think I've been obsessed for about a little more than a year and a half by now.

Just found out you can see how many times you’ve visited a fic if you mark it for later and um… 😭

I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself!

It's position is too good.

It's the business kitty, he's gonna sell u some yarn!

MA BOI'S FIRST DAY AT WORK! T¬T

Hey... So I've been a bit unmotivated to draw last week but I am working on something.

So for now have this... Thing...? ;-;

“I'ma kill the pussy, I think we need a paramedic.”

⋆˚࿔ Black!F!Reader x Ur Fav!

📢: nsfw!, dom!behavior, pussy referred to as ‘she’; stretch marks, not proofread :3, very short

★ men who bend you on the nearest surface. counter top, table, couch,—whatever’s near and wherever he can fuck you from the back as long as he gets his billion dollar view. If that’s not available he’ll use the nearest wall pressing you against it his body all against yours so you can feel his growing erection in his pants begging for you.

★yes his billion dollar view. with your back arched, ass up, and face down(sweaty, and against the pillow almost smudged, pathetic sounds coming outta you like a pornstar). it was fucking glorious the way your body was beneath him. He liked it when you were sooo feeble under him like this. Your soft warm skin glistening with sweat, the curves on your body, the accentuations, the carvings. Yes carving, like a—uh, Greek statue y’know the one depicted of Aphrodite? She ain’t had shit on you in his opinion he adored it all. Especially your stretch marks! The ones that began on your lower back stretching to your hips, thighs, and ass? Sunlight on water. Perfection supposedly didn’t exist as humans were flawed but too him? You where the standard. Perfect.

★ his hand slide down to the middle of your back before pressing on it “Deeper baby.” His voice muttered into your ear and you obeyed your back deepening further “There we go.” He cooed pulling a stray curl from your face so he could see your eyes his smirk deepening from what he saw in them. “That’s my girl, doin’ so good for me.”

★men who place love bites on your shoulders licking them clean light bruises in there wake right after, kisses on them and in between the shoulder blades(the lil moans you released were so precious—), and his fingers ever so gently trailing down your spine all because of the way your breathing slows, and hitches and maybe even a hiccup.

★men who really, really want to tug, pull and wrap your hair around his fists but decided on not to because it hurt for you and not in a good way. So he decided on using your neck wrapping his big, rough hand ‘round there. It made it all the better feeling your plus beat rapidly against his fingers. But make no mistake! That protective hairstyle? Oh you’re so done. “Nah, nah lemme pull it c’mon I’ll be gentle I swear.” He’s not gentle not even a little bit with your passion twists wrapped around his hand messily tilting your head back all meanly like a bully, a bully who likes to fuck you. Your throat bare and he places open mouthed kisses on the skin sucking a bit, even on the pulse.

★men who fuck you like you insulted his mom in the worst way. men who fuck you like he absolutely hates your existence and the fact that your still alive breathing. men who fuck you like your just some dumb rag doll to put his cock in. Rough. Raw. Passionate. Straight up pounding your shit with no mercy it’s almost like he wants you dead. But there’s a duality—almost whiplash with the way he whispers in your ear “want me to—shit—stop, pretty?” or “m’goin too hard? aw, shh don’t cry on me now.” pressing soft almost feather light kisses on your jaw or on the back of your neck, his voice all hoarse, raw and low and you’re the only person who gets to hear him like this all intimate because this is solely reserved for his girl.

★men who slap your ass and he doesn’t care if it’s big or small he slapping it either way just to see a deep red mark depicting his handprint. (If you look back you’ll see the pure delight in his eyes, a big grin on his face at the recoil) Because your his. Branding he guesses? and he rubs it’s after soothing the pain all caringly like he’s genuinely sorry but his mouth is so dirty when he says “you’re not gonna walk for the next week so, call out for everyday okay? I’ll take care of you yeah?” He tilts his head to the side lazily seemly in thought before saying “I’ll massage your legs, your thighs, back as well for ya..probably your whole body..you want that right?” Mind you he’s saying this while he’s still fucking you his pace slowed down though to give you air time talking like he’s listing a grocery list or something. And when you don’t answer quick enough he gives your ass a quick smack making you cry out “Y-yeah!” He smirks rubbing your ass again all soothingly “Yeah? Glad you agree..don’t like how they’ve been working my girl so hard these days.” He says and his ears pick up on your shaky breathing and he doesn’t know why you’re doing that. He’s still got one more round left in him maybe two..he’s feeling a bit needy today. But he’s not the only one clearly with the way she’s squeezing him dry all tight and warm tryna choke him out acting like she wanted a baby. Poor pussy, all clingy n shit it’s okay tho! He’ll fuck you till she tapped out.

So I hope I’m not alone in this but for the longest time I couldn’t imagine Simeon using a quill/pen and paper to write his books. I know he’s terrible with technology so I just pictured him using a super old computer. Why? I still don’t know I could’ve gone for something like a type writer but no my brain said dial up would probably work in the celestial realm right? Like why am I like this.

For anyone wondering this is what i imagine he’d use to work on his books (not both at once but definitely one of these)

I might delete this later I don’t know if any of this makes sense.

Im gonna die on this hill....He is just too fine..

thirsty appreciation post of Frieza's chest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Being able to motoboat solid metal will heal me actually

Vent warning yall!!❤❤❤❤

So I have bad habits, like any normal teen, and so you know that's fun, I've been in 3 mental hospitals, those were fun, and I'm coming up on my one year release on April 4 of my residential facility, so yay! But anyways, I steal shit, I lie,cheat,you know normal things ig, I'm so off topic sorry lol. Aaanyways who I'm making this is because I have such a bad urge to cry and yell that I'm sorry to everyone I know, so yeah! Gods this is a ramble- but like I know that rumors are being spread about me for... Reasons and a whole lot of that actually has to do with the way i was in 7th grade, I was a serial dater, and was poly, and I was trans, went by Tommy, but now? I'm just looking for the right person, and yall know me as moss, and I'm a demi girl lol, yall get to know that ig, I know that this is a rant now, but like, I just want to feel loved, by someone any one! Even if its ai's... Or even online, is this too much? I think it is- sorry!!!-

Moss

I love yall ❤❤❤

Happy Summerween everybody, just spent most of my time imagining scenarios with Ford on this spooktastic day

Playing a special game of DD&MD filled to the brim with horrifying puzzles and monsters, going out trick-or-treating with the niblings, studying the Summerween Trickster together, and finally; ending the day off by watching horror movies and eating candy, falling asleep in his arms.

God, I am HOPELESS... 😞💔

IM SCARED

So the announcement trailer for the new tamagotchi life, the mii's are shown with ears and I don't know how to feel about it- like they can work really well with other mii's but I don't think they're going to look good on Eteled or Corrupted Mii.

I will say though there seems to be at least two types of ear shapes you can pick from, from what I could see in the trailer- (specifically if you look at the old man mii, compared to literally any other mii that is visible.) so they might be removable-??? I really hope they are :']

And I know it won't be the end of the world if I can't remove ears but, I don't like it- (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

(I hate that this is my biggest concern...)

Morbid CRK Shower Thought

So I had a VERY dark CRK shower thought today - initially it was a spiral about weird cookie flavours and why any self-respecting witch would create those cookies ( no shade to the cookies, just their flavours being weird *cough*beet, prune juice, ice, soda, leek, chilli pepper, ink, etc.*cough* )

But then things took a dark turn.

I got to thinking about cookies made from literally impossible ingredients : Wizard Cookie, Moonlight Cookie, Sea Fairy Cookie, Stardust Cookie, Milky Way Cookie, etc.

Then I noticed that Sea Fairy and Wizard cookie could be made out of magical beings that could exist in this crazy-ass universe. And my morbid, horrible little mind instantly jumped to one (1) conclusion ( and not a very good one ) : they were made out of literal wizards and sea fairies/mermaids. ( are sea fairies the equivalent of mermaids? )

Like my mind just LEAPED to the wild conclusion that the witches had a taste for other magical beings and somehow decided that "hey, why don't we chop up some wizards and sea fairies and bake them into cookies? Yummy!" but then the cookies gained sentience ( maybe from the bits of magical being inside of them ) and escaped.

So yeah. Morbid CRK shower thoughts.

As a person who doesn’t write down any of characters’ backstories I am slightly glad to find out about this. Now i’ll have a random 50,000 word book and still haven’t put down the story for any of my characters

Getting dragged back, kicking and screaming into the mha Fandom 😔

my asexuality is best described as the minecraft 1.17 update

“caves and cliffs” but without the caves and cliffs

‘I need a distraction’ i say as i’m stubbornly procrastinating like 4 classes worth of homework

I like One Piece so much that even the slightest mention of it in a video I was watching made me start ecstatically pointing at the screen but it was awkwardly silent because it was like 2am and I couldn’t wake anyone up.

I have permanently altered my vocabulary instead of saying something is cool i say it is

“Swageth m’lord”

Cant wait for the moment i accidentally say it during class

Only five chapters till it's over, I feel ill

can someone explain to me WHY i crave alcohol even though im not an alcoholic and have only had extremely small sips that were soon spat out???

So chat

im supposed to learn math

in korean

I’m Korean but I’m shit at Korean tbh

and the teacher is talking too fast so it sounds like rapping

I zoned out so I tried drawing my designs for Kendra instead

⟟ got into one piece a month ago now im in the 400s like damn not that long ago ⟟ was literally stuck at episode 6 😭 anyways haiiii im aliveeeee

Guys I wanna right but I can’t what’s wrong with me 😭😭😭

Who came up cuss words cuz like who said let’s put together s l u t and call a bad word like tf also like cunt whyyyyyyy

Lmfao rn I got to post this before my fren

Todays mood;

Got day drunk with friends for birthday party

Had a great time singing beyonce and Rihanna while drunk and mixing drinks (spolier: this is BAD.)

Started to feel sick

Started to drink water and stopped drinking the devils piss, aka tequila

Got sick in the sink

Cried

Cleaned up my own vomit

Cried part two

Went to bed

Woke up to friend getting sick in her sleep and all over the couch, floor and possibly on other friends

Other friends started to feel queasy from smell

I was now, regrettably, sober enough to feel better but drunk enough to offer to clean it

I cleaned it

Like a BOSS

Didnt get dick again

Previous friend (see getting sick on couch point) came back and felt bad i was cleaning it up after taking a shower. I reassured her it was fine. It was.

I cleaned the floor in the sitting room (tonights sleeping arrangements) and the floor in th3 hallway, the stairs and the bathroom. Unnecessarily in the bathroom, bevause it was just on the floor not the sink, the toilet and the bath. Stop cleaning things freak.

Went back into the sitting room. Friend still felt sick. Got her a glass of water, watched her drink it, and then got her another.

Overall, i am a cleaner drunk. Not to be mistaken with a CLEAN drunk, no i make a mess but then i feel bad and clean everything in a mile radius.

The urge to bite my nails off is strong